Greatest Quotes Ever
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But though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light!
-Zeratul, Starcraft.
-Zeratul, Starcraft.
"god for gave a cold blooded killer? *bang* hell, that's good to know little brother"
Ray mcCall, call of Juarez: Bound in Blood.
Ray mcCall, call of Juarez: Bound in Blood.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If it?s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I?d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
The reason I talk to myself is because I?m the only one whose answers I accept.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Religion has convinced people that there?s an invisible man?living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn?t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
You can prick your finger ? just don?t finger your prick.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
So far, this is the oldest I?ve been.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Or in other words, pretty much everything George Carlin said...Ever.
If it?s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I?d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
The reason I talk to myself is because I?m the only one whose answers I accept.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Religion has convinced people that there?s an invisible man?living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn?t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
You can prick your finger ? just don?t finger your prick.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
So far, this is the oldest I?ve been.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Or in other words, pretty much everything George Carlin said...Ever.
Spoilers for Hot Fuzz; although i can't remember it word for word
"Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered"
"Just like Tim Messenger?"
"Yes"
"George Merchant?"
"Yes"
"Eve Draper?"
"Yes"
"Martin Blower?"
".. well.. No, actually."
"Really?"
"'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!"
"Just like Tim Messenger?"
"Yes"
"George Merchant?"
"Yes"
"Eve Draper?"
"Yes"
"Martin Blower?"
".. well.. No, actually."
"Really?"
"'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!"
This is by heart here, i swear!
Voila! in view a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate! This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these vile and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice, and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta; held as a votif not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vicissoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me... V
i had to memorize that for a Drama class monologue. what he says really does make sense if you think about it.
he says how he's a vigilante (who are few in number nowadays)seen as both terrorist and saviour to the people of Britain. he wears a fox-like face, the likes of which are now non-existant. though he is pwerful and mysterious (or something boastful) he has sworn to exterminate those who keep the dangerous world order in power.
he believes that in the end, he will be regarded highly for freeing the world, that he shall be vindicated for his sins.
or something like that...
Voila! in view a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate! This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these vile and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice, and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta; held as a votif not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vicissoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me... V
i had to memorize that for a Drama class monologue. what he says really does make sense if you think about it.
he says how he's a vigilante (who are few in number nowadays)seen as both terrorist and saviour to the people of Britain. he wears a fox-like face, the likes of which are now non-existant. though he is pwerful and mysterious (or something boastful) he has sworn to exterminate those who keep the dangerous world order in power.
he believes that in the end, he will be regarded highly for freeing the world, that he shall be vindicated for his sins.
or something like that...
Well, I've got a LOT, so here we go:
"As if from a dream, I awoke to the reality of my existence, to the fact that I was...alone. I knew that this world was called Aquaria, and that I was called Naija, but I could recall nothing else. Was I the only one of my kind left? Was I destined to live out the rest of my days in solitude? My heart ached for answers...in time...I would discover far more than I had wished to learn."-Naija, Aquaria
Still sends chills up my spine, especially with Jenna Sharpe's excellent delivery of the line.
"Anyone who attacks us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."-Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect
Oh man, gotta love Wrex's dark sense of humor.
"Why so SERIOUS?!?"-Joker, The Dark Knight
*shudders from the awesomeness*
"What's your point anyways? Survival? Well then, the last thing you'll want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up in my memory, in case something terrible were to happen to you...which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on:
HELLOOOOOOO!
That's YOU! That's how DUMB you sound!"-GLaDOS, Portal
Funniest line in the whole game, IMHO.
"Don't let him hit you, you idiot!"-Thugs, Batman: Arkham Asylum
I cracked up every time I hear this line.
"Run, Razputin. Very fast."-Sasha Nein, Psychonauts
There are plenty of funny lines in Psychonauts, but this was my personal favorite. That and Lili's "Oh my GOD, Let's make out!" line. Good times, good times.
"Dance, water, DANCE!"-Demyx, Kingdom Hearts 2
He may have been a coward, but he had the best battle cry in the whole game.
"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAHH!"-Minsc, Baldur's Gate series.
Best. Battle cry. EVAR. (yes, with an A.)
"Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse that right."-My Dad.
Truer words were never spoken.
"One shall stand. One shall fall."-Optimus Prime, pretty much everything he's in.
Ooh, yeah, this is how you know that Prime is going to kick some major butt.
"I don't know what's gotten into me. Oh, that's right: SOME KIND OF MONSTER!!!"-Matau, Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows
My favorite line from one of my favorite childhood movies.
"Don't you know you're fighting for a lost cause?"
"Don't you know those are the only kind worth fighting for?"
-Brutaka and Axonn, Bionicle Legends: Inferno
Oh yeah, that's good.
"These people are sick. We need to get them to a hospital."
"Why? What is it?"
"It's a big white building with sick people in it. But that's not important right now."
-Airplane
Oh, this was probably one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Also:
"Surely you jest!"
"No I do not. And don't call me 'Shirley'."
Yep, same movie.
Wow, sorry for the epic length post, I needed to offload these for a while now.
"As if from a dream, I awoke to the reality of my existence, to the fact that I was...alone. I knew that this world was called Aquaria, and that I was called Naija, but I could recall nothing else. Was I the only one of my kind left? Was I destined to live out the rest of my days in solitude? My heart ached for answers...in time...I would discover far more than I had wished to learn."-Naija, Aquaria
Still sends chills up my spine, especially with Jenna Sharpe's excellent delivery of the line.
"Anyone who attacks us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."-Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect
Oh man, gotta love Wrex's dark sense of humor.
"Why so SERIOUS?!?"-Joker, The Dark Knight
*shudders from the awesomeness*
"What's your point anyways? Survival? Well then, the last thing you'll want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up in my memory, in case something terrible were to happen to you...which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on:
HELLOOOOOOO!
That's YOU! That's how DUMB you sound!"-GLaDOS, Portal
Funniest line in the whole game, IMHO.
"Don't let him hit you, you idiot!"-Thugs, Batman: Arkham Asylum
I cracked up every time I hear this line.
"Run, Razputin. Very fast."-Sasha Nein, Psychonauts
There are plenty of funny lines in Psychonauts, but this was my personal favorite. That and Lili's "Oh my GOD, Let's make out!" line. Good times, good times.
"Dance, water, DANCE!"-Demyx, Kingdom Hearts 2
He may have been a coward, but he had the best battle cry in the whole game.
"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAHH!"-Minsc, Baldur's Gate series.
Best. Battle cry. EVAR. (yes, with an A.)
"Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse that right."-My Dad.
Truer words were never spoken.
"One shall stand. One shall fall."-Optimus Prime, pretty much everything he's in.
Ooh, yeah, this is how you know that Prime is going to kick some major butt.
"I don't know what's gotten into me. Oh, that's right: SOME KIND OF MONSTER!!!"-Matau, Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows
My favorite line from one of my favorite childhood movies.
"Don't you know you're fighting for a lost cause?"
"Don't you know those are the only kind worth fighting for?"
-Brutaka and Axonn, Bionicle Legends: Inferno
Oh yeah, that's good.
"These people are sick. We need to get them to a hospital."
"Why? What is it?"
"It's a big white building with sick people in it. But that's not important right now."
-Airplane
Oh, this was probably one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Also:
"Surely you jest!"
"No I do not. And don't call me 'Shirley'."
Yep, same movie.
Wow, sorry for the epic length post, I needed to offload these for a while now.
"When I get a wife I'm going to make her [girl parts] look like a Stargate!
Babies popping out of other dimensions and such"
-my...friend
Babies popping out of other dimensions and such"
-my...friend