In reality, it's more like this: Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: "No man should have so much if everyone cannot." The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: "I should have so much."veryboringfact said:
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?Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron?s dad. It?s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there?s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it." - Megan Fox
I'll throw in a couple of quotes from a couple of YouTube prfiles I enjoy watching
Sean Bedlam:
"Maybe it's a good thing America is protecting itself from completely harmless people, I don't know"
Andrew (Mr.Angry)
"So now starting to get tough means executing you? What the fuck do they do when they get really serious? Nuke your home town??"
Sean Bedlam:
"Maybe it's a good thing America is protecting itself from completely harmless people, I don't know"
Andrew (Mr.Angry)
"So now starting to get tough means executing you? What the fuck do they do when they get really serious? Nuke your home town??"
"You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!" - Kumar, Escape from G-Bay
Kumar Patel: I've never had to suck a dick before.
Harold Lee: Me neither.
Kumar Patel: I bet it sucks dick!
Goldstein: Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.
Ron Fox: Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.
Dr. Beecher: The Bill of Rights? Why?
Ron Fox: Just do it!
[Beecher leaves room]
Ron Fox: 5 right?
Rosenberg: 5.
Goldstein: 5, sure.
Ron Fox: Okay.
[Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights]
Ron Fox: [undoing his pants] You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?
[rips off paper and wipes his ass with it]
Ron Fox: [holding up paper with crap smeared on it] There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.
Goldstein: Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?
Ron Fox: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.
Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.
Harold Lee: If you like weed so much, why don't you just legalize it?
George W. Bush: Are you fucking kidding me? You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?
Neil Patrick Harris: What's your name, miss?
Tits Hemmingway: Tits Hemmingway.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.
Also, anything else Neil said.
That entire movie was hilarious.
Kumar Patel: I've never had to suck a dick before.
Harold Lee: Me neither.
Kumar Patel: I bet it sucks dick!
Goldstein: Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.
Ron Fox: Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.
Dr. Beecher: The Bill of Rights? Why?
Ron Fox: Just do it!
[Beecher leaves room]
Ron Fox: 5 right?
Rosenberg: 5.
Goldstein: 5, sure.
Ron Fox: Okay.
[Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights]
Ron Fox: [undoing his pants] You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?
[rips off paper and wipes his ass with it]
Ron Fox: [holding up paper with crap smeared on it] There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.
Goldstein: Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?
Ron Fox: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.
Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.
Harold Lee: If you like weed so much, why don't you just legalize it?
George W. Bush: Are you fucking kidding me? You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?
Neil Patrick Harris: What's your name, miss?
Tits Hemmingway: Tits Hemmingway.
Neil Patrick Harris: I hope you're ready for me, Tits. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and you're going to jam out with your clam out. It's going to be magical.
Also, anything else Neil said.
That entire movie was hilarious.
"Surely you cant be serious" "I am serious ...And don't call me shirley"
I think thats From Airplane!
I think thats From Airplane!
"... you suicidal moron!" -Alex Mercer (Prototype)
"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT WEAPONS! NOT SOLDIERS! NOT ARMOUR!" -Alex Mercer (Prototype)
(I really liked that mission in Prototype)
"Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! That's intimidating..." -Scout (TF2)
"Gimme somethin' to shoot." -Marine (Starcraft)
(About anything GLaDOS says.)
"Stay a while and listen!" -Deckard Cain (Diablo 2)
"I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened." -Narrator (Fight Club)
"Go Team Retard!" -Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation)
"A question isn't an argument, unless you think you know my answer." -Ender (Speaker for the Dead)
"I see dead people. But then, by God, I do something about it." -Odd Thomas (Every Odd Thomas Book)
"Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT WEAPONS! NOT SOLDIERS! NOT ARMOUR!" -Alex Mercer (Prototype)
(I really liked that mission in Prototype)
"Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! That's intimidating..." -Scout (TF2)
"Gimme somethin' to shoot." -Marine (Starcraft)
(About anything GLaDOS says.)
"Stay a while and listen!" -Deckard Cain (Diablo 2)
"I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened." -Narrator (Fight Club)
"Go Team Retard!" -Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation)
"A question isn't an argument, unless you think you know my answer." -Ender (Speaker for the Dead)
"I see dead people. But then, by God, I do something about it." -Odd Thomas (Every Odd Thomas Book)
"Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
"You can't bludgeon your way through beaurocracy."
"I can bludgeon pretty hard."
-Mass effect.
"I can bludgeon pretty hard."
-Mass effect.
(Some woman who's name I can't remember): "Winston Churchill you're drunk!"
(Winston Churchill): "Yes, and you're ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
haha
(Winston Churchill): "Yes, and you're ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
haha
If Anyone Khan....Genghis KHAN
Kentuken Fruckin Chicken It's finger licking good, stick it in your hole
Kentuken Fruckin Chicken It's finger licking good, stick it in your hole
Leela - "Fry, I'm going to remind you of your humanity the only way a woman can."
Prof. - "Your going to do his laundry!??" *Smack from Amy*
Prof. - "Fry, remember, if you kill anybody, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their delicious courage..."
Blood Elf Mage hero from Warcraft III - "I must avenge my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or three times as much blood!! Like if you went to HELL!! And it was RAINING blood!!! And the blood was all on FIRE!!! And then maybe THAT would be enough blood!!! Er, but probably not..."
Bubbles(from Powerpuff Girls) - "Education is the gradual realization of our own ignorance?"
(these last three are from the same episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Girl Scout - "Moshookies! They taste like my cat!"
Dwarf - "THEY TASTE LIKE EVERYBODY'S CAT!!"
General - I once knew this guy named Joe. He once misread the signal in a combat situation...and now he eats everything through a mechanical straw...Whoa, battle's over..."
Prof. - "Your going to do his laundry!??" *Smack from Amy*
Prof. - "Fry, remember, if you kill anybody, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their delicious courage..."
Blood Elf Mage hero from Warcraft III - "I must avenge my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or three times as much blood!! Like if you went to HELL!! And it was RAINING blood!!! And the blood was all on FIRE!!! And then maybe THAT would be enough blood!!! Er, but probably not..."
Bubbles(from Powerpuff Girls) - "Education is the gradual realization of our own ignorance?"
(these last three are from the same episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Girl Scout - "Moshookies! They taste like my cat!"
Dwarf - "THEY TASTE LIKE EVERYBODY'S CAT!!"
General - I once knew this guy named Joe. He once misread the signal in a combat situation...and now he eats everything through a mechanical straw...Whoa, battle's over..."
This is from a friend of mine.
"So, it's between 8:00-ish and 8:15-ish, and I just saw the cracks of hell. And, OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE BACK FOR ROUND 2!!!! MY EYES!!!"
This was at school, don't ask.
Me: "Um, can anyone explain to me why there is a straight guy humping a pole?"
Hayley: "Umm...Christina...that's a chick."
Me: "Where are her boobs then?"
"So, it's between 8:00-ish and 8:15-ish, and I just saw the cracks of hell. And, OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE BACK FOR ROUND 2!!!! MY EYES!!!"
This was at school, don't ask.
Me: "Um, can anyone explain to me why there is a straight guy humping a pole?"
Hayley: "Umm...Christina...that's a chick."
Me: "Where are her boobs then?"
I recently bumped into this little piece of wisdom from Mark Twain:
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
I shall remember this, when I grow old.
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
I shall remember this, when I grow old.