Greatest Quotes Ever
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"Politicians hide themselves away, they only started the warIndigo_Dingo said:
Why should they go out to fight? They leave that job to the poor."
- Ozzy Osbourne, of all people
ozzy said that? wow.
"Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less."
"It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it."
-Robert E. Lee
"It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it."
-Robert E. Lee
"I accept the verdict, but deny the sentence" - Richard, Looking For Group
"FOR PONY!" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Well if the glove fits, I definitely killed it" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Objection!" "On what grounds?" "I wish to stab him." - Richard, Looking For Group
"My... only... regret... is... not... killing... you... all... and... your... families." - Richard, Looking For Group
"HAH! Natural 20! ... That means you can fall over now... What? Are you with 4th edition or something?" - Richard, Looking For Group
"I mean you harm" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Cale has the power within to free us all! ... Believe in yourself friend, and search deep. Your love for others and selfless devotion to all life will unlock these chains." "There's nothing I can actually do, is there?" "Kill yourself and roll a rogue, we'll wait." -Richard and Cale, Looking For Group.
"FOR PONY!" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Well if the glove fits, I definitely killed it" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Objection!" "On what grounds?" "I wish to stab him." - Richard, Looking For Group
"My... only... regret... is... not... killing... you... all... and... your... families." - Richard, Looking For Group
"HAH! Natural 20! ... That means you can fall over now... What? Are you with 4th edition or something?" - Richard, Looking For Group
"I mean you harm" - Richard, Looking For Group
"Cale has the power within to free us all! ... Believe in yourself friend, and search deep. Your love for others and selfless devotion to all life will unlock these chains." "There's nothing I can actually do, is there?" "Kill yourself and roll a rogue, we'll wait." -Richard and Cale, Looking For Group.
"Sorry I'm late. I was busy predicting the future."
"Then why didn;t you predict you'd be late?"
"Because shut up!"
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"Look, I'll have you know that I like women."
"No doubt, that's probably why you've dressed yourself like one."
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"Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole! Just like me!!"
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"Well maybe if he loved me he'd get me a Playstation 3."
"Well maybe Santa can't afford one."
"Well maybe Santa can just go to hell then."
"Well maybe Santa thinks he'll see you there after he smothers you with a pillow in your sleep!...pleasant dreams!"
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"I'm looking for Solomon Moto"
"Who the hell is Solomon Moto?!"
"Yugi, that's your grandpa..."
"He has a name?!"
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"Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!"
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"I'm so diabolical. They don't call me Florence for nothing."
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"Help! This building's haunted! By French people!"
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"AAAHHH...in America!"
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"Now I will force Yugi to duel the one he loves most, and according to all the fanfics I read, that would be Joey."
"But Master Merik, it is obvious thatYugi is in love with Tea."
"What?! No way, that's insane! What kind of messed up fanfics have YOU been reading?"
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"OW! That barely hurt!"
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okay I went alittle overboard....
all quotes are from Yugioh: The abridged series
"Then why didn;t you predict you'd be late?"
"Because shut up!"
~~
"Look, I'll have you know that I like women."
"No doubt, that's probably why you've dressed yourself like one."
~~
"Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole! Just like me!!"
~~
"Well maybe if he loved me he'd get me a Playstation 3."
"Well maybe Santa can't afford one."
"Well maybe Santa can just go to hell then."
"Well maybe Santa thinks he'll see you there after he smothers you with a pillow in your sleep!...pleasant dreams!"
~~
"I'm looking for Solomon Moto"
"Who the hell is Solomon Moto?!"
"Yugi, that's your grandpa..."
"He has a name?!"
~~
"Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!"
~~
"I'm so diabolical. They don't call me Florence for nothing."
~~
"Help! This building's haunted! By French people!"
~~
"AAAHHH...in America!"
~~
"Now I will force Yugi to duel the one he loves most, and according to all the fanfics I read, that would be Joey."
"But Master Merik, it is obvious thatYugi is in love with Tea."
"What?! No way, that's insane! What kind of messed up fanfics have YOU been reading?"
~~
"OW! That barely hurt!"
~~
okay I went alittle overboard....
all quotes are from Yugioh: The abridged series
"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."
-Lewis Carroll
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams
-Lewis Carroll
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams
Yep, most definitely, that and the fact that I was pretty sure my other fave quotes would be taken.SharPhoe said:
Ah damn. alsozeroharpuia said:
"But it's the yuletide season."
"Screw the yules, I have money!"
That is my absolute fave Mark Twain quote, I was going to put it, but I was almost certain that someone else would have said it by now.pvtchunders said:
"I introduced into my ears two metal rods with rounded ends and joined them to the terminals of the apparatus. At the moment the cirut was completed I received a shock in the head - and began to hear a noise - a crackling and boiling. This disagreeable sensation, which I feared might be dangerous, has deterred me so that I have not repeated the experiment."
. . . . -Alessandro Volta
. . . . -Alessandro Volta
"I... am... TRUTH! The voice of the Covenant!"
"And so, you must be silenced." *stab*
-Halo 3
"I love you all. I love you more than life itself. But you're all just fucking mad."
-Ozzy Ozbourne
"And so, you must be silenced." *stab*
-Halo 3
"I love you all. I love you more than life itself. But you're all just fucking mad."
-Ozzy Ozbourne
..."dinasour eats man...woman inherits the earth"Eatbrainz said:
it's not nearly as funny without the second part.
My friend said something so insanely funny today I just have to share it.
Me: There isn't an 'S' in 'Excite'.
Mike: There isn't an 'S' in 'Shut the fuck up'.
Me: There isn't an 'S' in 'Excite'.
Mike: There isn't an 'S' in 'Shut the fuck up'.