Greatest Quotes Ever

[rhaiiatthedisco]

if we were truly created by God, why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?
-Dara O'Brien

 

[bindox]

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

Um, logical fallacy?

Fighting, and winning or losing, does not preclude peace. It may still occur either way.

F****ing cancels out virginity permanently.

Simple math. Not so simple politics though.

And WAR SUCKS, CUT IT OUT!

 

[rainman2203]

"A fool tells a woman to shut her mouth. A wise man tells a woman that her lips are extremely beautiful when her mouth is closed."

Ah clever sexism.

/not really sexist

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

"Clive Barker's Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker."

"The A.I is pants on head retarded."

- Yahtzee

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for what I am not." - Cant remember

"It takes courage to stand up and speak. But it takes more to sit down and listen." - Winston Churchill

 

[shadow_pirate22]

Anything HK - 47 says. Anything.

 

[McMindflayer]

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.

10 points and cookie to anybody who can name where i got these quotes from

I don't know exactly where the first one came from, but I know I've seen it before

Yeah, The wheel of Time. Mat Cathoun. (I'm in the middle of reading the books for the first time *glee*)

That makes me think of Poe, and the Raven, but the poem doesn't seem right...

 

[SharPhoe]

It was in Mass Effect even if they didn't originally write it.

"I may be drunk, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober."

I believe that was originally Teddy Roosevelt.

 

[Barry93]

"You can always trust Americans to do the right thing... after they've tried everything else."

-Winston Churchill

"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us."

-Andrew Ryan

"Don't taze me bro, don't taze me!"

-that guy...

 

[xitel]

It was in Mass Effect even if they didn't originally write it.

"I may be drunk, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober."

I believe that was originally Teddy Roosevelt.

It was Winston Churchill. The story goes, someone said to him "You, sir, are drunk." He said "And you are ugly. However, in the morning, I shall be sober, while you shall still be ugly."

...or something like that. I know it's attributed to Winston Churchill.

 

[randomsix]

It was in Mass Effect even if they didn't originally write it.

"I may be drunk, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober."

I believe that was originally Teddy Roosevelt.

Winston Churchill

To he who is above: <3

 

[randomsix]

A little Pride and Prejudice anyone?

"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me" Mr Darcy on Elizabeth

 

[issac1991]

"Kill one, it's a tragedy. Kill one million, it's a statistic."
-Joseph Stalin

 

[veryboringfact]

?Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'?

Quoted, i imagine, for entirely different reasons than the original poster of said quote.(see: absurd, stupid, wrong)

Nothing has ever made me want to punch a republican so hard in my life. As this is undeniably a good thing, this quote is now one of my favorites.

And for every post that wishes to disagree, i will punch another republican, so please, tell me i'm wrong...

 

[Sanaj]

Oscar Wilde - "The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read."

Oscar Wilde - "Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."

Oscar Wilde - "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

Oscar Wilde - "Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays."

Oscar Wilde - "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

 

[similar.squirrel]

'I thought you were, actually'
'Thought I was what?'
'You know..gay.'
'Oh..So did I, for a while. But then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygiene.And all that DANCING.'

-Black Books, Series 1, Episode 2-
Go, watch. None of you will regret it.

 

[The Cheezy One]

the enemy of my enemy dies next. for now, he could prove useful

procrastination is like masturbation. it feels good now, but really youre only F***ing yourself

 

[ThorUK]

Frank Niagara: Pleased to meet you. I'm Frankie "The Bat" Niagara.
Max Payne: Niagara, as in you cry a lot?
Max [narrating]: He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.

 

[captainwillies]

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

Um, logical fallacy?

Fighting, and winning or losing, does not preclude peace. It may still occur either way.

F****ing cancels out virginity permanently.

Simple math. Not so simple politics though.

And WAR SUCKS, CUT IT OUT!

techniqually you can fuck so much you make lots of kids(virgins)

but the flip side is in war you can kill until there's only one country left.

 

[sonidraw]

"Laugh and grow fat" -Romans.
"I shall hear in heaven" -Beethoven (last words).
English reporter to Ghandi as he stepped off a plane: "What do you think of Western civilisation?" Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea".

That is awesome. Ghandi sounds like such a badass. XD