Greatest Quotes Ever

[Fulax]

I'm not going to read through 46 pages of quotes, so my apologies if this has already been posted.

This quote from Ayn Rand is particularly relevant given today's economic and political climate;

"One of the methods used by statists to destroy capitalism consists in establishing controls that tie a given industry hand and foot, making it unable to solve its problems, then declaring that freedom has failed and stronger controls are necessary."

- Ayn Rand, 1975

 

[feralfenix]

"...procured by perfectly legal meens"
"with a crowbar" -Smugler and his parot

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

"He was buried on top of the mountain, and that was against the law."
-Morgan Freeman, The Bucket List.

"Does he look like a *****?"
-Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"I don't want to survive, I wanna live."
-Jeff Garlin, WALL-E

 

[Sewer Rat]

"When God Gives you Lemons You FIND A NEW GOD!!!"

 

[Albino Ninja]

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."-Connor, Murphy, Il Duche. The Boondock Saints.

Most. Badass. Prayer. Ever.

 

[weirdbros]

this shall end in tears- ozzy osbourne

 

[B.cereus]

"When God Gives you Lemons You FIND A NEW GOD!!!"

Godberry, KING OF THE JUICE!!

 

[Labyrinth]

"Do you know the difference between reliability and accuracy? If I put someone against a wall and put twelve bullets into it a foot away from their head, these results are reliable but not accurate. You know what would happen if it was accurate? Yeah, Jimmie here would be dead."
-TAFE surveying teacher

 

[Gledar]

''Drunk, Tired, And Pissed Off. Why? 'Cos This Damn City's Too Fucking Blind To See What's Killing It. But I Can. I've Seen The Unspeakable. It's Out There. And I Have A Feeling We're About To Get Better Acquainted.''

- Ethan Thomas

 

[Labyrinth]

"It's not his fault he lied and tried to steal it!"
-Anonymous customer's mother. (He was around 19)

 

[traceur_]

when one of my classmates asked if it was possible to drink hydrochloric acid, my teacher responded:

"yeh you can drink it, it'll kill you but you can drink it" -paul keilor.

 

[Fingerprint]

"Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt" - Abe. Lincoln

(I dont know if that ones been said already but I'm not tracking through 46 pages to find out)

Also almost any/everything by Hunter S Thompson, Oscar Wilde and from the film Withnail & I

 

[Cheesebob]

"This song is about when blood shoots outta your cock"

The lead "Singer" of Cannibal Corpse.

GREATEST.INTRO.TO.A.SONG.EVER.

 

[dalek sec]

"The Cylon War is long over, yet we must not forget the reasons why so many sacrificed so much in the cause of freedom. The cost of wearing the uniform can be high, but...sometimes it's too high.

You know, when we fought the Cylons, we did it to save ourselves from extinction. But we never answered the question, why? Why are we as a people worth saving? We still commit murder because of greed, spite, jealousy. And we still visit all of our sins upon our children. We refuse to accept the responsibility for anything that we've done. Like we did with the Cylons. We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn't our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."

Commander Adama, Miniseries Night One.

 

[Rhysevans2]

Billions of possible children died on your daughters face last night

Great T-shirt my friend bought

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Billions of possible children died on your daughters face last night

Great T-shirt my friend bought

Haha. That's disgusting.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx

 

[FranzTyphid]

"people say that you can tell what a daughter will look like when she's older by her mother
and what i'm seeing i'm liking"
Ben Stiller In Meet the Fockers

 

[dalek sec]

"Just so there'll be no misunderstandings later... Galactica has seen a lot of history, gone through a lot of battles. This will be her last. She will not fail us if we do not fail her. If we succeed in our mission, Galactica will bring us home. If we don't... it doesn?t matter anyway."

Admiral Adama, Daybreak part two.