Greatest Quotes Ever
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"34. This Part may be cited as the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms."
Possibly written by the Department of Redundancy Department.
- -Section 34 of the Canadian Charter of Rights & Freedoms
Possibly written by the Department of Redundancy Department.
"Thus will it come to pass. A dying leader will know the truth of the Opera House. The missing Three will give you the Five who come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of Line."
Rebel Basestar Hybrid, "Faith".
Rebel Basestar Hybrid, "Faith".
cant be arsed going through 45 pages of quotes, sorry if its already been said
RvB Thanksgiving PSA
Sarge: First we start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a quarter of gin, and shove that all in a chicken, put all of that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a BIGGER turkey, put that in a penguin, stick that in a peacock, put that in an eagle, and shove all of that in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard, stuff all of that in a pterodactyl, and stow it all in a Boeing 747"
RvB Thanksgiving PSA
Sarge: First we start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a quarter of gin, and shove that all in a chicken, put all of that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a BIGGER turkey, put that in a penguin, stick that in a peacock, put that in an eagle, and shove all of that in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard, stuff all of that in a pterodactyl, and stow it all in a Boeing 747"
*Brother Cavil explains to Chief Tyrol the "value" of prayer.*
Brother Cavil: Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.
Chief Tyrol: Are you sure you're a priest?
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part One.
Brother Cavil: Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.
Chief Tyrol: Are you sure you're a priest?
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part One.
Douglas Adams FTW... Here are some (hopefully not repeats, as I saw a few)
"Im afraid of Grounds"
"You means falling"
No I mean grounds. Falling is easy, its the ground that I dont like"
"Flying is the art of falling and missing the ground completely"
(I cant get this one exact, but...) "They want the same things as everyone else; Companionship, religion, civilisation, recreation, education, and the complete annihilation of all other life forms"
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Though Terry Pratchett has a few:
"Its not where you are running to, but what you are running from"
"Give a man fire he will be warm for the night; Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"
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Almost anything George Carlin said can go here
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and lastly my friend Neko when he didnt hear what I said to him
"Were you talking to me? Cause I was talking to me too, and I cant listen to both of us."
"Im afraid of Grounds"
"You means falling"
No I mean grounds. Falling is easy, its the ground that I dont like"
"Flying is the art of falling and missing the ground completely"
(I cant get this one exact, but...) "They want the same things as everyone else; Companionship, religion, civilisation, recreation, education, and the complete annihilation of all other life forms"
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Though Terry Pratchett has a few:
"Its not where you are running to, but what you are running from"
"Give a man fire he will be warm for the night; Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"
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Almost anything George Carlin said can go here
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and lastly my friend Neko when he didnt hear what I said to him
"Were you talking to me? Cause I was talking to me too, and I cant listen to both of us."
"Any soldier worth his salt should be anti-war. And still, there are things
worth fighting for."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf
worth fighting for."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf
both from COD4... there are A TON of great quotes in that game... some epic, some ironic, and some funny as hell
"Lady Astor to Winston Churchill?
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
His reply?
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
? Winston Churchill
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.'"
? Winston Churchill
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
? George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
? Churchill's response"
? Winston Churchill
Soz but i'm english and as such love Churchill
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
His reply?
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
? Winston Churchill
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.'"
? Winston Churchill
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
? George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
? Churchill's response"
? Winston Churchill
Soz but i'm english and as such love Churchill
Shepherd Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her - you will go to a very special level of hell. Reserved for child molesters, and people who talk in the theatre."
Shakespeare (Hamlet I think): "One my smile, and smile, and still be a villain"
The Crow: "Nothing is trivial"
Shakespeare (Hamlet I think): "One my smile, and smile, and still be a villain"
The Crow: "Nothing is trivial"
