Greatest Quotes Ever
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"Everything seems to work without this lead! What does this lead do? It has a red bit and a yellow bit and a white bit! Till I decide your fate, you live in the man draw!"
Michael McIntyre - Live and Laughing
"Ill give you an example of a joke. Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid. And the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."
Bill Bailey - Part Troll
Michael McIntyre - Live and Laughing
"Ill give you an example of a joke. Three men walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid. And the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."
Bill Bailey - Part Troll
Homo Sapiens non urinat in ventum... ( a smart guy doesn't pee in to the wind)
Old Latin saying
The funniest thing is were you can find this saying.
In the middel of Amsterdam written in big golden letters on the front side of a building.(leidse plein, leiden square)
Old Latin saying
The funniest thing is were you can find this saying.
In the middel of Amsterdam written in big golden letters on the front side of a building.(leidse plein, leiden square)
"Religions, as so many other things, began when man looked at the skies and said 'I belong there, I am one with the gods'.
So man rose from the ground to build a new home for himself in the cold dark depths of space.
And he brought hope to those dark places, expecting that this ascension, this enlightenment would unify and strengthen him.
But the darkness fought back, and man turned on man. Metal behemoths roamed the skies, gorging themselves on lesser creatures.
And somewhere along the line, we found our true nature.
For man is the destroyer of things, and the vicious master of his savage domain.
We have our own place in the universe, and it is a dark, cruel role we play.
We are the revolutionaries, we are the usurpers to the heavenly thrones. We are the enemies of the Gods."
EVE Online: Revelations II - Trailer.
Also, one that I personally live by.
"Nothing is true; Everything is permitted"
- Hassan-i Sabbah
So man rose from the ground to build a new home for himself in the cold dark depths of space.
And he brought hope to those dark places, expecting that this ascension, this enlightenment would unify and strengthen him.
But the darkness fought back, and man turned on man. Metal behemoths roamed the skies, gorging themselves on lesser creatures.
And somewhere along the line, we found our true nature.
For man is the destroyer of things, and the vicious master of his savage domain.
We have our own place in the universe, and it is a dark, cruel role we play.
We are the revolutionaries, we are the usurpers to the heavenly thrones. We are the enemies of the Gods."
EVE Online: Revelations II - Trailer.
Also, one that I personally live by.
"Nothing is true; Everything is permitted"
- Hassan-i Sabbah
"I fight for the ones who can't fight
And if I lose at least I tried.
We fight till no one can fight us
We live and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantage is
The bottomline is:
We never had to fight in the first place
We only had to spit back in their face
We won't walk alone any longer
What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger!"
Pulse of the Maggots - Slipknot
"A lie is truth if its what someone wants to hear. The truth is a lie if it isnt."
- Me
And if I lose at least I tried.
We fight till no one can fight us
We live and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantage is
The bottomline is:
We never had to fight in the first place
We only had to spit back in their face
We won't walk alone any longer
What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger!"
Pulse of the Maggots - Slipknot
"A lie is truth if its what someone wants to hear. The truth is a lie if it isnt."
- Me
"What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle."- Stephen King, Cell.
Best book quote Ive read in a long long time
Best book quote Ive read in a long long time
"..but I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate and... RELEASE!" *insert awesome mind-laser here* "..And the world is a better place." - By Sasha Nein (psychonauts)
"My computer beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Someone else probably put this one up earlier but no time to look.
Someone else probably put this one up earlier but no time to look.
"You don't need to be a poet to say something profound"
Skyler Tice, When asked about the concepts of irony.
Skyler Tice, When asked about the concepts of irony.
