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Aschenkatza

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This is actually my new fav quote,
"In the days of cowboys, we had horses, not cars--rarely did you hear about a drunken cowboy plowing into a stagecoach and killing everyone involved ;-D" -Cheeze_Pavilion

It's pure awesome!
 

Yoshimota

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Yokomitsu said:
"Winners Don't Quit They Reload" by zeedeeh

clan motto [LGND]
[LGND] FTW!!!

But I say it's "Figured I'd shoot my way out, change things up a lil'" - Master Chief (Halo 3)
 

traceur_

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"I will show you fear in a handful of dust" -T.S.Elliot

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
 

Alstan

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Maybe someone mentioned before but:

"Gentleman!!! You can't fight here. This is the war room!!!"
-Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove

Well, any line of the film is solid gold
 

ThrasherGT

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."- Douglas Adams

"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."- Douglas Adams
 

axelmaxima

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"i'm the best fighter on the planet!!A...a...and the planet is..well ya know..Huge!! Its so big it has a moon!"
Quenton Rampage jackson!
 

dalek sec

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*The Final Five are discussing things among themselves about to download the specifications of Resurrection technology. Cavil is impatient shouting from below up to the Five.*

Cavil: "Hey! I don't mean to rush you but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!"

Daybreak part two.
 

InsaneSmilie

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"Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you." Edwin, Baldur's Gate

"If a tree falls in a forest... I'll KILL the bastard what done it!" Jaheira, Baldur's Gate

(great game)
 

schneevs67

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Just thought of one more specific....

"My name is George. I?m unemployed and I live with my parents." (George from Seinfeld)
 

MrShrike

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"America is the only nation on earth to go from barbarity to decadence without civilization in between"- Oscar Wilde

"Freedom is the ability to say that 2+2=4"- George Orwell, 1984


"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
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"never never never give up"- Churchill
 

Mogule

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Some friends and I at summer camp quick pre-setup Dale = main pool guy. Demon = Real cool staffer (Been on staff for a while)

Demon: *Looks at dale*
Dale: *facing away, making sure it's ok to leave the pool*
Demon: *Sticks muddy, MUDDY boot in water to wash it off*
Dale: *See's dirt and yells* You know Demon! Every time you stick your boot in the water, I have to change Bob's diaper!

I feel like explaining Bob would take away from the joke...so think what you want.
 

white_salad

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"Any man can live for something, that's just basic human nature. We aspire. Or something of that matter. But a it takes a different kind of person to fight for something, and a hero to die for it" My grandfather about joining the army.

" People always talk about how love is finding the perfect person. The way I see it, love isn't finding the perfect person because no one is, cept god of course. Love is finding the broken person that you can repair" My grandfather.

" I'm sorry if I seem distracted boy. I got this real important meeting to go to. I'll be leaving real soon, and hopefully I'll get to say goodbye before I go. But I'll be gone for a real long time. We'll meet up again though don't worry. Except the next time we meet, you'll be the one telling me the stories, and I'll listen to every single one, just like you did for me, all these years" My grandpa, a few weeks before he died.

Probably aren't very good quotes compared to the famous people, but they have special meaning for me.
 

rintasja

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I am not just sure, I am HIV positive!
- Eric Cartman, South Park

It is all fun and games until someone get harpies.
- News reporter

War is just Gods way of teaching Americans geography.
- Jon Stewart
 

Lord RPGs

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"They've taken Mr. Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

Kryten/The Cat.

And for one more...

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

Ace Rimmer.
 

Inverse Skies

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Seeing as I adore Peanuts I think I'll crack out some of my favorites from that comic

'No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!' Linus

'When something is brought to my attention that I try not to think about, I try not to think about it' Lucy

'You just happened to be born first! That's all! You were just lucky! I didn't ASK to be born second! I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION!' Linus

'Every time I go swimming, I drown. That can get so annoying!' Lucy

'Beethoven was NOT cute!' Schroeder

'I'm interested only in what people think of me when I enter a room, I don't care what they think of me when I leave!' Linus

'I'll never be satisfied until I'm too smart for my own good!' Lucy

'You're not so smart! You're not as smart as you think you are! If you were as smart as you think you are you'd really be smart. But you're NOT! You're only as smart as I think you are. And I don't think you're very smart!' Charlie Brown.

'It had to happen sooner or later. My education has ground to a halt!' Peppermint Patty