Greatest Quotes Ever
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We have always been, we are, and I hope we always will be detested in France.
-Sir Arthur Wellesly
-Sir Arthur Wellesly
'For once i would like to be called sir, without it being followed by, your making a scene' Homer J Simpson
"Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
Winston Churchill
"Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
Winston Churchill
"You do not hear the waterfall of truth when the river of ignorance is flowing."
-Me.
"The point of where a philosophy becomes a religion is where the philosopher forces his beliefs on another."
-Me again.
"I'm sure you're hilarious in your own space/mind.
Get off my internet.
kthx."
-Tseric
-Me.
"The point of where a philosophy becomes a religion is where the philosopher forces his beliefs on another."
-Me again.
"I'm sure you're hilarious in your own space/mind.
Get off my internet.
kthx."
-Tseric
"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
== Gny Sgt. Harman, Full Metal Jacket ==
== Gny Sgt. Harman, Full Metal Jacket ==
The quote you're looking for is:Serious_Stalin said:
"So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps!"
== Gny Sgt Hartman from Full Metal Jacket
At least, that is the original from which probably a 1000 others came from.
"...don't EVER, waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.
(Who the hell are you!?)
Gene Hunt. Your DCI and it's 1973, almost dinner time. I'm 'aving hoops."
"Don't move, you're surrounded by Armed Bastards!"
Both Gene Hunt from Life on Mars.
(Who the hell are you!?)
Gene Hunt. Your DCI and it's 1973, almost dinner time. I'm 'aving hoops."
"Don't move, you're surrounded by Armed Bastards!"
Both Gene Hunt from Life on Mars.
"Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you say, 'Why are we drinking this? This is nothing, it has no smell, no taste! Why are we... Why are we on a traffic island?'"
"Then this song came on, I will never forget it, it was called 'The Funk Soul Brother' and I will always remember that because it was also all of the lyrics and er, it was that school of song writting you know very easy on the words in case they get wasted, I don't know what...theres a shortage and...it sounded like a million fire engines chasing ten million ambulances through a war zone and was played at a volume that made the empty chair beside me bleed. And it went, erm, "Funk soul brother... right about now... yeah... it's the, it's the funk soul brother... check it out. It's, er, well... it's the funk soul brother, essentially. He's, er he's coming. He's coming at you. It's the, well... it's the funk soul brother." And after a while, I began to penetrate the meaning of this song, you know? I gathered that somebody was about to arrive, and everybody else was terribly excited. Maybe he was bringing cake or something, they didn't say. But the thing was, you see, he wasn't there yet. Haha, that was the hook. I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know? Or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls."
-Dylan Moran
"Look at this way; if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it, I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like, where's the fucking damage?"
"I'm a huge filmstar... but you have to hurry to the movies because I usually Die in the first 15 fucking minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a fucking Muppet movie."
"Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards and they do it on purpose."
-Billy Connolly
"Then this song came on, I will never forget it, it was called 'The Funk Soul Brother' and I will always remember that because it was also all of the lyrics and er, it was that school of song writting you know very easy on the words in case they get wasted, I don't know what...theres a shortage and...it sounded like a million fire engines chasing ten million ambulances through a war zone and was played at a volume that made the empty chair beside me bleed. And it went, erm, "Funk soul brother... right about now... yeah... it's the, it's the funk soul brother... check it out. It's, er, well... it's the funk soul brother, essentially. He's, er he's coming. He's coming at you. It's the, well... it's the funk soul brother." And after a while, I began to penetrate the meaning of this song, you know? I gathered that somebody was about to arrive, and everybody else was terribly excited. Maybe he was bringing cake or something, they didn't say. But the thing was, you see, he wasn't there yet. Haha, that was the hook. I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know? Or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls."
-Dylan Moran
"Look at this way; if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it, I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like, where's the fucking damage?"
"I'm a huge filmstar... but you have to hurry to the movies because I usually Die in the first 15 fucking minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a fucking Muppet movie."
"Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards and they do it on purpose."
-Billy Connolly
"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."
Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963.
Yup, epic-sized...
Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963.
Yup, epic-sized...
"Your taste buds can't withstand flavor of this magnitude!" - Admirel Akbar, Robot Chicken
"I'm the Juggernaut, *****!" - X3
"I'm the Juggernaut, *****!" - X3
What about the great Tobias Funke?? There are millions, here is a few:
"I just blue myself"
"Micheal I would take a chubby for you."
"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
"I know you're the big marriage expert and all... oh wait, thats right, your wife is dead."
"Michael if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head"
"You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".
"Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth! "
"I just blue myself"
"Micheal I would take a chubby for you."
"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
"I know you're the big marriage expert and all... oh wait, thats right, your wife is dead."
"Michael if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head"
"You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".
"Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth! "
Some reporter to Frank Zappa. "With you long hair does it make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa, noticing her wooden leg says, "I dont know, does having a wooden leg make you a table?"
Frank Zappa, noticing her wooden leg says, "I dont know, does having a wooden leg make you a table?"
(Last Section of Poem)
Struck with palsy, sere and old
Waiting at the gates of gold
Said he with his dying breath
"Life is done, but what is death?"
Then, in answer to the King
Fell a sunbeam on his ring
Showing by a heavenly ray
"Even this shall pass away."
- Theodore Tilton
(Another poem excerpt)
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.
-William Ernest Henley (Invictus)
Come, Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!
-Gruff Space Marine (DoWII)
Struck with palsy, sere and old
Waiting at the gates of gold
Said he with his dying breath
"Life is done, but what is death?"
Then, in answer to the King
Fell a sunbeam on his ring
Showing by a heavenly ray
"Even this shall pass away."
- Theodore Tilton
(Another poem excerpt)
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.
-William Ernest Henley (Invictus)
Come, Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!
-Gruff Space Marine (DoWII)