Greatest Quotes Ever
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"So often that we face our own mortality that after a while it becomes commonplace, taken for granted. Only when we face our humanity do we become truly afraid." - Opening line to a story I'm writing now, one of my friends said those two lines pretty much sum up Hamlet.
"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way. when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." - Anonymous.
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EDIT: just remembered another awesome one:
Picture the scene - good-guy Howard Hawk (played by Bruce Willis in a film of the same name) just decapitates bad-guy 2nd in command. And what put-down does he use?
"Guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July."
It's so bad it's amazing.
megalolz
EDIT: just remembered another awesome one:
Picture the scene - good-guy Howard Hawk (played by Bruce Willis in a film of the same name) just decapitates bad-guy 2nd in command. And what put-down does he use?
"Guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July."
It's so bad it's amazing.
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that."
~The Immortal Mitch Hedburg
~The Immortal Mitch Hedburg
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players (ie. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
Pratchett/Gaiman, Good Omens
Awesome quote and great book.
Pratchett/Gaiman, Good Omens
Awesome quote and great book.
OK, someone has to give a ZP fanboy answer eventually,
GO TEAM RETARD
THIS IS A MUMORPUGGUH
Air strikes 2: Horray for Air strikes
And from the Random insults thread:
Asstard
Suck My hardrive
And a quote not everyone has heard:
My name is Bo, fo' sho'
A born Bostonian
Aryan Librarian at the Wordsmithsonian
The Rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity
I gave it this little part to give it continuity
or
Whats that?
My new album entitledBo fo' sho' is now availale on itunes? with 3 songs never before heard on the internet?
And if i try to pirate it for free i'll get AIDS? I would hae guessed scurvy
See you later ghost of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Bo burnam for both quotes, but i may have spelled burnam wrong
GO TEAM RETARD
THIS IS A MUMORPUGGUH
Air strikes 2: Horray for Air strikes
And from the Random insults thread:
Asstard
Suck My hardrive
And a quote not everyone has heard:
My name is Bo, fo' sho'
A born Bostonian
Aryan Librarian at the Wordsmithsonian
The Rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity
I gave it this little part to give it continuity
or
Whats that?
My new album entitledBo fo' sho' is now availale on itunes? with 3 songs never before heard on the internet?
And if i try to pirate it for free i'll get AIDS? I would hae guessed scurvy
See you later ghost of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Bo burnam for both quotes, but i may have spelled burnam wrong
"To the lions, may they do there job." (J.P Morgan who gave a toast in his library when Theodor Roosevelt went to Africa to go hunting)
"Shake it, Baby"
-Caleb, to hanging Duke Nukem
"Goblins don't have to step up to be a hero, just everyone has to take step back."
-Goblin Hero, from MTG
-Caleb, to hanging Duke Nukem
"Goblins don't have to step up to be a hero, just everyone has to take step back."
-Goblin Hero, from MTG
Surely you can't be serious.
Deadly. And don't call me Shirley.
-Airplane
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.
-John Lennon
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
-Pirates of the Caribbean [Jack Sparrow]
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
-Victor Hugo
Deadly. And don't call me Shirley.
-Airplane
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.
-John Lennon
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
-Pirates of the Caribbean [Jack Sparrow]
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
-Victor Hugo
"Isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die. I've been waiting, Snake, for a long time. Waiting for your birth, your growth, and the finality of today."
The Boss from MGS3
The Boss from MGS3