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Gamine

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Tanith Ghost said:
?Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true o_O especially the last part about God
I think most of my Fave quotes are from Alpha Centauri now that was A GAME, one of the best EVER!

God Plays Dice and the Dice is/are loaded..lol
 

Mr_spamamam

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You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal. You do. Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion- Howard Beale, Network 1976
 

Serious_Stalin

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What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

(Sandman, Neil Gaiman)

I hope your soul belongs to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me!

(Can't remember)
 

SoulkeeperX

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A wise old man once said: "I'm a wise old man, so I'm allowed to touch you in your bathing suit area."

"If you want to grow up and be successful in life, you can forget about it, because you're a retard."
 

UltimatheChosen

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"He that knows little repeats it often."
"People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty."
 

Sparrow

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"Oh, I will FUCK your shit up!"
"What the fuck man I've been standing here forever."
"I'm gonna tear you a new asshole."
-Jericho from Fallout 3

He swears too much, but thats why it's funnies :D
 

FallenRainbows

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"You see all these tests are irrelevant..." < me
"They are?" <My mate
"Yeh I mean just look at all the nukes Russia?s got"
"Oh yea... Good Job I failed them then"
"Just kidding"
"Aww..."
"Want me to kill you?"
"Na I'll do that later,"
"Cool, Cool."

"A Narrow Mind Sees Clearer" < DOW
"An Open Mind Is Like A Fortress with Its Gates Unbarred and Unguarded" < DOW
?A Mind to Small for Doubt Is a Mind Blessed Indeed? < DOW


"Why are you here Soldier?"
"I want to make this place safe!"
"I said why are you here!"
"Because I'm Bored"
"And Never Forget That!" < Minesweeper Movie
 

Eclectic Dreck

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JWAN said:
Arcticflame: looks like your the only one who cares, and the only one who is trying to turn this into a flame war. If your so damned concerned about a flame war just drop it.

Or provide a quote that points out your opinion.

John Wayne:"Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be."

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston (1924-)
Heston's dead. Has been since last year.

Also, seems like a funny thing for Heston to say, but who am I to judge the man who taught me to never trust those damn dirty apes?
 

zen5887

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"I will get my familiar to fly up to him and alert him like 'rawk rawk rark' then fly away"
- Lydian Ols, level 7 Diviner.

That stopped my D&D for a few minutes due to laughter. Geez with an int of 19 you think he could put together a better sentence =P
 

Rugged 13

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Serious_Stalin said:
I hope your soul belongs to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me!

(Can't remember)
It's by the warden in the Shawshank Redemption.

I do not know what weapons world war 3 will be fought, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
 

oddball121

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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax"
Albert Einstein

"If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho's'"
P.G.Wodehouse

"Greet a new day with open arms and a cup of tea"
myself just a moment ago