Greatest Quotes Ever

[keejchen]

Alrighty.. Here comes a bunch..

From the American Standard Bible (1995)
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.

"Vi veri viniversum vivus vici. (By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.)"
- From Faust, and also mentioned in V for Vendetta

"And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patri et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
- Boondock Saints

Ignorance is bliss.
- Unknown

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
- Space marine librarian

It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learns the lesson of building high walls.
- unknown

Immortals... we put their name to the test.
- Dilios, 300

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
- 300

Xerxes: But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I can make you warlord of all Greece. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Europa. Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet... if you will but kneel at mine.
King Leonidas: You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the idea of kneeling... you see, slaughtering all those men of yours has left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling is going to be hard for me.
- 300

and one last:

For Sparta!
- All of the spartans, 300

 

[gibboss28]

"My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals"
Topper Harley - Hot Shots

 

[Seldon2639]

It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learns the lesson of building high walls.
- unknown

It's Aristophanes

 

[GenHellspawn]

I don't get mad, I get even

-Unknown

 

[Syc1]

I think Noel Gallagher is very funny so here's a bunch
“I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon."

"We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world."

"As soon as people realise that the majority of people in this country take drugs, then the better off we'll all be. It's not like a scandalous sensation or anything like that…drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning."

"Sure I love Liam{his brother and lead singer}, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles."

"I'm going to do a lot worse for a lot less one day" - my friends motto for life

Friedrich Nietzsche:
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

"In truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross."

"God is dead."

"What does not kill me, makes me stronger."

"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?"

"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands."

Hope you enjoyed them.....

 

[Syc1]

"Dulce et Decorum Est Por Patria Mori" some retarded asshole

It means 'how sweet and honorable it is to die for ones country' its in latin, it is the title of an anti-war poem written by Wilfred Owen...

 

[The Franco]

"There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine, but now's not the time to get technical"

Zaphod Beeblebrox

 

[BlueMage]

Apart from that I think my favourite quote is "Innocence proves nothing"

"A plea of Innocence is guilty of wasting my time."

And of course "Heresy grows from Idleness."

 

[Bodb]

" The name's Andrei Ulmeyda. I am the man with the plan. People
will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch, that something's gonna
happen, take this Stacy concert goin' on right c'here, something very bad
is gonna happen here. You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy
concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare, we're talkin' guys who
beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this
Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's
no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! Oh,
oh my God! I'm comin', I'm comin'! Whaaa-hoo, whoo! (Concert
building in the background explodes) See, I told ya, this is real!
Now, Mr. Garcian Smith, I am challenging you! I've created a new
faith, I want you to find me, whaddya say? If you don't find me, I won't
have meaning. So, I'll be waiting for you."

Andrei Ulmeyda's monologue in Killer7.

It may not seem like much by reading it, but the delivery is nothing short of mind-blowing. In fact, there are a hell of a lot of great scenes in that game.

 

[x434343]

So, at schoolm, we were playing "Do You Love Your Neighbor?" in Comedy Sportz.

Basically, someone is asked, Do you love your neighbor? And the person responds with, no, but I love everyone who...

So, some gems.

...Everyone who has masturbated on their head! -3 people get up-
...everyone who has masturbated with pasta! -1 person gets up-
...who thinks that in the long run, they might be just a little bit gay! -several get up, including our token gay guy-
...everyone who has Landmaster as their Final Smash! -Everyone with Brawl gets up-

 

[Phantom6]

"With all due respect, I don't think you have the balls for this job." "Yes, well, the advantage is I don't have to think with them half the time."
- Some movie I saw ages ago, I only remember being forced to watch it, but that line was just pure comic gold.

"Are you obsessed? A koa monkey in heat wouldn't be this clingy."
- Guillo (from Baten Kaitos Origins)

"Would you be quiet! Your squawking is creating more turbulence than those clouds!"
- Also from Guillo.

"If you kill one person, it's a tragedy. If you kill many people, it's statistics."
- Stalin (I may have butchered that...)

"Do, or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda

"I caused a...slight...problem in my previous school."
- Hana (from Fruits Basket)

"Sanity? Now what would I do with something as useless as that?"
- Captain Zaraki Kenpachi (from Bleach)

"You're disappointed, aren't you? You pervert."
- Yoruichi (also from Bleach)

 

[Erana]

"Candy-coated dollops of Justice,"
">>That's what you get for inhibited violence.
> Me? I got to be President of the United States."
I *heart* Sam and Max.

 

[TomNook]

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
- 300

One of Leonidas's lieutenants said that at the real battle.

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

"Exactly! No wait that's insane!"

-Venture Bros., the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Banana Man]

"Long live the glorious PC gamer race!"
- Me

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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"
- Typical Ork on the state of the economy

"In The Grim Darkness Of The Future There Is Only War"
- Warhammer 40K

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"Their Number Is Legion Their Name Is Death"
- Necrons

"Thank you Mario but our Princess is in another castle!"
- Toad

 

[Anarchemitis]

Need a dispenser here!
-Spam_Man123