Greatest Quotes Ever

[FlakAttack]

"This graduation is OVER" - College University (hilarious Flash movie series)

"YOU WANT A FUCKING YO MAMA JOKE!? FINE! Yo mama handles worse than Rosie O'Donnell on a fucking tricycle!" - My friend, after this guy just kept insulting his mother.

When my buddy and I were talking about how stupid "Pro Wrestling" is, he came up with this:
"Any asshole with muscles who can yell can poke two holes in a paper bag, call himself 'The Masked Asshole' and start wrestling."

And one of my favorites: "Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." - Kurt Vonnegut

 

[Colodomoko]

"No one's asking us to forget, but we got to look towards the future"

My personal fave.

 

[Apone]

Lawyer: Did you attempt to kill Spencer? (not me)
Keisha: No way, thats a lie.
Lawyer: A lie is it? O is it...the Truth?
Keisha: No way. You need better questions.
Lawyer: Better question, you say? Or do I need...Worse Questions?

Iqbal: *sarcastically* But what if theres a fire? *seriously* What if giant asteroid comes down to earth tommorrow and smooshes us all? *Scared* Bloody shitcakes! We'd all be killed!



-From Bromwell high, the funniest ever show to be cancelled unexplainedly after 1 season. (Yes, I am aware this includes classic Family Guy, this statement is still true)

Got it on DVD after watching it man. Damn funny series.

"I read the paper and have a lovely big wank" - Iqbal
"And I do the cross word, not on the same paper."

 

[Arkeotype]

"the experiment has begun; 1000 keyboards, 1000 monkeys;
welcome to the internet" - Anonymous

the 'V' quote from V for Vendetta, pretty much the most epic movie quote ever.

"we the willing, led by the unknowing, have done so much with so little for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing" - Author unknown

"Dude, don't put that thing high up, entropy's gonna win!" - Dan

Chinese proverb -
there are three things that a man can do forever; watch a fire burn, watch waves break on a beach, and watch another man work

 

[Juzari]

the 'V' quote from V for Vendetta, pretty much the most epic movie quote ever.

so true

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

i got a couple.




"i love the smell of napalm in the morning"
platoon.

Actually, that's from Apocalypse Now.

 

[Minischoles]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
- TS Elliot The Hollow men

from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
-Captain Ahab's last words

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All of those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
- Blade Runner, one of the finest movies ever made

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
-from The Charge of the Light Brigade poem by Tennyson

 

[Saskwach]

James Morrow: "'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn?t an argument against atheism, it?s an argument against foxholes."

 

[Dosed]

"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone"
-Some artist I forgot the name of but it's on the painting from Oldboy.

 

[Kukakkau]

"my definition of love would be staring down the barrel of a sniper rifle at a meatbags kneecaps" - HK-47 KOTOR
"98% probability he wants us to help him. and the other 2%? 2% chance the small meatbag needs blasted...though that may be wishful thinking on my part" - same again

"time...line? pfft time is not made out of lines it is made out of circles...that is why clocks are round!" - red vs blue
"not really they eat their own dead. *gasp* just like chairopractors!!"
"tex!!! wyoming?? conniticut!! theyre not playing a game caboose will if they were i would probably have won"
and again "tex? yup wyoming? yup masschusetes!! stop that!"
P.S yes i cant spell american states nor do i care

"dam cowboys better win tonight" - army of two after leaving a pile of bodies behind
"im going to rip out your entrails and sit on your lap and tell you all the coll shit i want for christmas!! this guy has seriously had a messed up childhood ya think??!!"
"who do you think the best rapper in the wu tang clan is?"

"this is the world we live in and these are the hands were given" - land of confusion by genesis and redone by disturbed
note listen to the above song its awesome

 

[redstar alpha]

"you are an american"

"yes sir, from america"
hot shots 2

my teacher to another student after he completly muffed up a table "WHY DID YOU DO THAT! ARE YOU AN IDIOT!?"
complete silence for a few seconds then...
me "cant you feel the love"

 

[redstar alpha]

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning"
platoon.

that line is from apoclipse now and the full line is better it goes like this
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning. it smells like victorie"

 

[Melaisis]

Kid Nation has some surprisingly epic ones. In mere simple sentences, principles of peace, hardwork and communication are put forward in surprisingly powerful ways. Of course, what really makes the impact is the fact that (almost condescendingly), most of these speeches are made, apparently on-the-spot, by kids aged 8-15.

 

[Kukakkau]

"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!" - someone from Life of Monty Python

john cleese legend