Greatest Threat to Mankind!?

[SirDeadly]

Today my friends and I were having a discussion about the greatest threat to mankind and it got me wondering what everyone else thought. SO what do you guys and gals think could end us sometime in the future? Try to be creative and not use something logical, let's make it interesting.

My friends and I came up with time travelling zombies, I have no idea how we got to that but we all agreed.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Obviously the fucking TV remotes man.

They hide in your couches, and they plot your demise.
When you need them you can't find them.
They turn up in places you can barely reach, and you usually experience some weird pain trying to retrieve them.
They force you to watch TV shows you'd never watch willingly.

And that's why I don't watch the magic talking box anymore.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

 

[gostlyfantom]

nuclear weapons maybe, possibly EMP, aids possibly, biological weapons!

 

[Dwarfman]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

This and Great Cthulhu who lies asleep in the sunken city of R'lyeh till the stars are right.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

*GASP*
NOT.....MAN!!!!


OT:...I agree with this time-traveling zombies premise. But only if the time capsules fall from space. Why would they do that, I hear you ask? I'm sorry, but do you know how time capsules work?

..I didn't think so.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bears!

 

[Fr]anc[is]

And I for one welcome our new pony overlords

 

[FalloutJack]

Ah, here we go.


Somewhere in here is the answer. Or perhaps the answer...is the Question!

 

[Stammer]

Honestly, my biggest fear is Betelgeuse...

No, not the movie! The star! It's about to explode (or rather, it already has we just haven't seen it yet). When it does, scientists speculate it's going to be so big that even though it's like 900 light years away or something, it's going to look as big as the sun in the sky. And it's going to be that big for about 2 weeks.

That worries me! The nuclear radiation, the intense heat... Either one of those things could potentially pose a great threat to the planet. Even if it was only half of amount of heat and radiation that we get from our sun, that's going to have a massive impact on our world.

Spoiler

Except imagine it happening to a star that's like a billion times bigger than our sun.

 

[Marik Bentusi]

We'll eventually collapse under our own weight.

Naaah, just kidding, gotta be these mind control fungi.

 

[Estarc]

Mankind. We are the harbingers of our own destruction.

 

[ninja51]

Jupiters cock!!! Long has Sparticus used the word multiple times in every episode, TOO LONG! Jupiter, the great god himself, has grown angry at the near constant mention of his genetalia, he has taken it as a mocking. The gods are not to be mocked! AT the end of season 2, Jupiter will rally the gods to destroy human kind! Woe to us! Our foolish tounges have mouthed the words Jupiter and cock together one too many times!!! WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Second and third would be ignorance and radical religion in any form. But they pale in comprarison to the warth of Jupiter and his mighty cock!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Obviously the fucking TV remotes man.

They hide in your couches, and they plot your demise.
When you need them you can't find them.
They turn up in places you can barely reach, and you usually experience some weird pain trying to retrieve them.
They force you to watch TV shows you'd never watch willingly.

And that's why I don't watch the magic talking box anymore.

That's the reason? And I thought it was because I was being clumsy. You mean I was being fooled all along?

 

[fulano]

Mankind tself and huge rocks from space.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

CATS!!!

They are ALWAYS trying to kill us. Here are some foolproof methods of telling weather your cat is trying to kill you.

[link/]http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php[/link]

 

[stl520nlv]

Conspiracies... I think someone made up the whole idea of those things just to make us all paranoid and drive humanity to insanity

 

[InnerRebellion]

Obviously the fucking TV remotes man.

They hide in your couches, and they plot your demise.
When you need them you can't find them.
They turn up in places you can barely reach, and you usually experience some weird pain trying to retrieve them.
They force you to watch TV shows you'd never watch willingly.

And that's why I don't watch the magic talking box anymore.

That's the reason? And I thought it was because I was being clumsy. You mean I was being fooled all along?

I can say no more. My remote guardian is watching me. I only get limited time on my laptop, here in this forsaken cell. Quickly, you must warn the global leaders befo

 

[Feste the Jester]

It's obviously the Vampire Robot Nazies who are Zombies are obviously our greatest threat. We're all doomed in 2012.