Groom accidentally kills three relatives at wedding

[Juan Regular]

Nope. A darwin award would have been appropriate if the shooter killed himself by accident.

True...
Is there any similar website for stupid accidental murders such as this one?

 

[toastmaster2k8]

I did see a wedding party in Ankara once setting off massive barrages of fireworks, but nothing dangerous.

...Turks appear to have the mental capacity of a very dense rock.

My father's Turkish, and I'll be damned if he isn't intelligent. Leave your strange assumptions at the door next time, if you please.

He should of left his AK at the door.

 

[interspark]

Wow...That...That's a new level of stupid.

ive got a book of urban myths that proves you way wrong, like a guy who shot himself "to see what it felt like" was out of hospital for only a few days when he was brought back in haveing shot himself again "to see if it hurt as much the second time"

and lets not forget the man who took it upon himself to sex a sleeping bear at the zoo by climbing into its enclosure and kicking it between the legs (it was a male, the man died)

 

[Kingstome]

Wow...That...That's a new level of stupid.

I think the wife may have...
/sunglasses
Dodged a bullet.

You sir, are my hero.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Why..how...Wow, I bet that guy feels like an idiot now. On the bright side, when he's in jail, he'll have a very colorful story to tell.

 

[interspark]

Firstly, who gave him a gun.
Secondly, who gave him a loaded gun with real bullets (and not blancs)
Thirdly, who made it an automatic gun.

I'm not sure who was stupid here, the guy with the gun or the people who gave it to him.

i know, you hear these tories sometimes and you just think "what possible scenario caused a gun to end up in this idiots possesion?"

 

[Skorpyo]

You, if they done a lil bit o research, maybe they would have known that an AK-47 is very fucking hard to control.

How is it possible to lose control of one firing in the air? Or stop when you aim at your guests?

I've never fired an AK that could do that. Their only hard to control if you're trying to aim at a specific target. This dude missed the sky.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Lessons in using weaponry:
Short controlled bursts.
2 hands people!

Could be though he's using the "I lost control" excuse when in reality he just was trying to take out his dad and his least favorite aunts...

Seriously though, damn stupid people. Doesn't matter what race/country/whatever, they're EVERYWHERE.

 

[interspark]

i know you cant judge an entire country on the actions of one moron but im pretty sure this has never happened in the UK (not accidentally anyway)

 

[Skorpyo]

Wow...That...That's a new level of stupid.

ive got a book of urban myths that proves you way wrong, like a guy who shot himself "to see what it felt like" was out of hospital for only a few days when he was brought back in haveing shot himself again "to see if it hurt as much the second time"

and lets not forget the man who took it upon himself to sex a sleeping bear at the zoo by climbing into its enclosure and kicking it between the legs (it was a male, the man died)

Darwin awards, book number three.

What about the guy who tried chain-sawing his leg off to collect welfare?

 

[LongAndShort]

and Cameron wants them to join the EU

Shit, not if France, Germany and probably the rest of Europe have anything to say about it. Cameron just wants to be able to put more American bases in Turkey (you heard me) to scare Iran and Russia. I'll start taking their bid seriously when they decide that to admit to the genocide they committed, until then I have a better chance of becoming Pope.

OT: I reckon the next words out of the bride's mouth were "I think we should get a divorce", and if they weren't, they should be.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

i blame rap music

 

[interspark]

Wow...That...That's a new level of stupid.

ive got a book of urban myths that proves you way wrong, like a guy who shot himself "to see what it felt like" was out of hospital for only a few days when he was brought back in haveing shot himself again "to see if it hurt as much the second time"

and lets not forget the man who took it upon himself to sex a sleeping bear at the zoo by climbing into its enclosure and kicking it between the legs (it was a male, the man died)

Darwin awards, book number three.

What about the guy who tried chain-sawing his leg off to collect welfare?

hmm not ringin any bells, i really need to read that again some time

 

[teqrevisited]

Sure it might be a tradition or whatever but... really; it's not smart.

 

[interspark]

i blame rap music

good to see someones finally got something besides video games to blame EVERYTHING on

 

[Reaperman64]

Firstly, what the bollocks gave him the bright idea to fire an ak-47 in the air?

Secondly, how the hell did he lose control of it and shoot three people? And wound eight others? You'd think he would have STOPPED firing when he hit the first person.

People whove never fired a gun have no idea of the recoil, plus like 6-7 bullets a second all it would take is less than two seconds of firing. Plus a 7.76 would probably ignore a human at close range.

More than likely he was an idiot who thought guns were cool but had never used one before, heard about the tradition and bam, insta-tragedy

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Someone brought an assualt rifle to their wedding. And it was loaded.

Genius.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wow. When I read the title of this thread, I thought it would be like, food poisoning or something.

 

[Evil the White]

I think an answer of 'wtf' would be appropriate.