Guess who's below you!

[Tuddle]

Yes, I am the new Jared Fogle!


Someone who does not know who that guy is.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes indeed. No clue at all.

Someone who would like a boat of their own?

 

[ultimateownage]

Yes.
Someone who is

Spoiler: ON A BOAT ************?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I am not, nor have I ever been, on a boat where I have had internet access. What am I? A yacht?

Someone who doesn't have to write a history paper? I save my brain from dying by attending The Escapist every now and then.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes it is! I haven't written a paper in a loong time.

Someone who loves being sarcastic in their paper?

 

[Tuddle]

No because that would make me lose marks.


Someone who hates losing marks in school.

 

[Neonbob]

Sort of...
God, apathy is a *****.

Someone who loves bottle rockets?

 

[ultimateownage]

Yes, but they are underwhelming.
Someone who thinks they are amazing?

 

[reg42]

Nope. I'm awesome and flawless.

Someone who is modest like me?

 

[Neonbob]

Sometimes.

Someone who likes Discovery Channel specials?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I wouldn't know, I don't have cable.

Someone who likes the Hamburgler?

 

[Neonbob]

Not really. I never liked that assortment of characters.

Someone who has spent time in a cave?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yessss, to look at my prreccccioussss!

Someone who can't believe it's not butter?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I can believe it. THEY ADMIT TO THEIR LIES!

Someone who loves to overreact?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes indeed!
But I'm not telling you! You overreacting bastard!
*puts intestines back in*

Someone who has been called Furby?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I've owned a Furby? [sub] The scary bastards...[/sub]

Someone who buys DLC?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Yes you damn ninja

Someone who has been called a Guru

@Vee until you return to the asylum, we are not on speaking terms

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I have...

Someone who really hates waiting for cash?