Gun you want to have under your pillow at night

[BrionJames]

Browning Hi-Power 9mm, 15 round magazines in a 1911 frame, and if you use hollow points or frangible rounds you don't have to worry about shooting your downstairs neighbor.

 

[dalek sec]

anc[is]

FOR THE DARK GODS!

Pretty much this but make mine for the glory of Slaanesh, death to the False Emperor and his lap dog "marines"!

 

[Fr]anc[is]

Pretty much this but make mine for the glory of Slaanesh, death to the False Emperor and his lap dog "marines"!

Porn for the porn god!

 

[Drakmorg]

Pillowgun, 200 thread count, 200 dead count.

Where danger and comfort meet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArHjRabEIxs

 

[dalek sec]

anc[is]

Pretty much this but make mine for the glory of Slaanesh, death to the False Emperor and his lap dog "marines"!

Porn for the porn god!

Smut for the Smut Throne!

Are you a fellow follower of the Dark Prince of Excess?

 

[Gaiseric]

Got a Walther P38 next to my bed(don't think I will ever have a gun under my pillow), but I'm going to replace it with a CZ-97B in the coming months.

 

[loc978]

Got a Walther P38 next to my bed(don't think I will ever have a gun under my pillow), but I'm going to replace it with a CZ-97B in the coming months.

...that's quite the upsize there. Any reason you're going with the CZ-75's big brother instead of a more traditional .45?
I ask because this [http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/loc978/Photos/IMAGE_00236.jpg] is my least favorite of all the guns in my collection. Still, I like it better than the 92Fs that I used on active duty...

 

[Hashime]

Portal Gun.

Nothing like trapping a robber in a infinite drop then hurling his ass out the door into a tree.

That'll teach 'em.

Seconded.
Plus I can put a portal in my fridge and reach in to grab my snacks.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

Smut for the Smut Throne!

Are you a fellow follower of the Dark Prince of Excess?

Why limit yourself to one of the dark gods? I run an all inclusive warband.

 

[Dango]

Portal Gun.

Nothing like trapping a robber in a infinite drop then hurling his ass out the door into a tree.

That'll teach 'em.

Seconded.
Plus I can put a portal in my fridge and reach in to grab my snacks.

Thirded. I would always leave one portal open at home in case of emergencies.

 

[jpoon]

I keep a Taurus PT24/7 .40 cal right under my bed ready to go.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

... Why the hell would I want a gun under my pillow? Not only would it be uncomfortable but also incredibly unsafe... Might as well ask what gun I want shoved down the front of my pants.

None thank you.

[sub]Americans. sheesh. -.-;[/sub]

Yes, because all guns spontaneously fire themselves while you sleep.
Those sneaky assholes.

 

[omicron1]

In all seriousness though, just a handgun. Not sure if it should be loaded; it should definitely have the safety on.

A loaded gun under the head would be useful if surprised by someone in the same room; not so much if it went off by accident. Near the bed, you could grab it if you heard something, but not if surprised. So, mixed bag both ways.

 

[WanderingFool]

Nothing fancy, just .357 goodness.

Spoiler: no pussy-footing around either...

or compansation...

 

[redisforever]

Either,
Walther PPK/S
Beretta 92F
Colt M1911A1
Yeah, I like older guns.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Portal Gun.

Nothing like trapping a robber in a infinite drop then hurling his ass out the door into a tree.

That'll teach 'em.

Seconded.
Plus I can put a portal in my fridge and reach in to grab my snacks.

Thirded. I would always leave one portal open at home in case of emergencies.

Fourthed(?)
Place on above the toilet, don't have to get up.

Anyways, I'll go for an MP5SD.
Quiet as hell(?), so as to not disturb my neighbors.

 

[Psycosis]

A gauss flayer, it can tear open any tank with ease and turns anything else into a puddle if lucky, I WIN

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

A punt gun, nothing like having a 10-14 foot long shotgun under your pillow incase of zombies or robbery... or just the odd stray cat lurking outside your window