Guy kills wife's dad, Bakes him into meat pies

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lacktheknack said:
FrostyChick said:
lacktheknack said:
FrostyChick said:
I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?
A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.
Not really all that helpful to be honest. :/
Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?


actually she grabbed rainbow dash


Mortis Nuncius said:
lacktheknack said:
Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.
I NEED to ask, where would one find this? Also, does it have visuals? e.O

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html
it has one picture at the top. other than that no it has no visuals








Qtoy said:
FrostyChick said:
A masterful MLP trollfic where a character (graphically) murdered a friend and baked her into cupcakes.
It's a good read if you want a quick laugh.



i disagree i found it stupid, underwhelming, and not all that good together written. but im harsh when it comes to stories so take that for what its worth
 

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PunkRex said:
lacktheknack said:
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Bhaalspawn said:
Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?
I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?
A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.
When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.
Rainbow Dash then. If you think that I was going to go back and fact check, I have news for you...
 

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FrostyChick said:
lacktheknack said:
Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?
There is only one word I can think of to describe that...
Sweet!
No, no, no...

SAVORY.
 

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Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.

PunkRex said:
lacktheknack said:
FrostyChick said:
Bhaalspawn said:
Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?
I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?
A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.
When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.

I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.
 

ShindoL Shill

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should i be worried my first thought was "Pies!? theyre fucking unhealthy. oh wait, someone died. fuck."

OT: who in the assfuck would do this?
 

ShindoL Shill

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Quaxar said:
Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.

PunkRex said:
lacktheknack said:
FrostyChick said:
Bhaalspawn said:
Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?
I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?
A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.
When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.

I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.
Split by Love is pretty sad too. RD and AJ do a lesbian and pinkie murders AJ, tries to kill RD and ends up committing suicide. then RD lives alone on a mountain not eating or drinking for like a month.
i though "what about Fluttershy?"
 

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Matthew94 said:


I must bake you...


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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, I hope they don't alert the people who ate it, best they don't know.
I award you +1 internetz.
 

Blatherscythe

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In Soviet Russia, Baker make you for pie.

Couldn't help it...

Anyways, that's disturbing and fucked up in equal amounts.
 

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Matthew94 said:


I must bake you...


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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, I hope they don't alert the people who ate it, best they don't know.
"So that's why it tasted so delicious!"

-> more Russian cannibals

Yeah, best that they don't know :D
 

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TrilbyWill said:
Quaxar said:
Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.

PunkRex said:
lacktheknack said:
FrostyChick said:
Bhaalspawn said:
Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?
I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?
A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.
When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.

I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.
Split by Love is pretty sad too. RD and AJ do a lesbian and pinkie murders AJ, tries to kill RD and ends up committing suicide. then RD lives alone on a mountain not eating or drinking for like a month.
i though "what about Fluttershy?"
Surprisingly good story, though a bit shortened at parts.
Anyway, I think a lot of people won't approve of a discussion over MLP fanfic in here so maybe we should leave it at that.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Wait, did Gizmodo call the singing in Sweeney Todd annoying? It's about as unoffensive in terms of willing suspension of disbelief as a musical can get, and the actual soundtrack is nothing short of amazing.

OT: That's pretty messed up. I'm not sure what else there is to say about a man killing his father in law and baking him into pies. I wonder if he sold them as "Long-pork-pot-pies."

Long Pig is almost as tasty as dog.
 

Zeema

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When a guy's gotta eat a guy's gotta eat

I wonder what it would taste like
 

iHaile

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It's the Daily Mail... it's probably pure bullshit along with the rest of their stories.
 

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Hm... I cant wait till we see the Hipster Pinkie Pie that says I was doing cannibalism before it was cool or something.

Other then that... meh? this is only helping to prove Russia is sinking back to a third world country.
 

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Now, here's the question I'm most concerned with: Go through the posts on this thread and count the number of people who admit to curiosity about how we taste, or at least admit that they become hungry after reading the article summary.

See, I took culinary arts classes in college, and in the class "fundamentals of meat analysis" when looking at the different sections of the animal, we used the human body to get an idea of exactly where the cut of meat was located. Armed with the knowledge from that class and a couple others, I have a pretty good idea which parts of the human body is best for which dishes and cooking methods.
In other words, if I saw this guy baking his father-in-law into meat pies, it's even odds I would give him cooking tips before turning his crazy ass in.

So for all you folks who are concerned for their mental well-being because of taste-curiosity or feeling hungry after reading through the thread, you can all believe me when I tell you that you are all the sane ones.