Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

[Udyrfrykte]

And regarding penis size statistics:
I am a believer that media falsifies these statistics so more men will feel good about themselves, reducing violence and idiotic behaviour.

That said, they call me the man, but my penis the legend.

They don't take race/ethnicities into account, so asians will be pulling the average down, the blacks will be pulling it up, however there are many more asians than blacks.

Don't say that, that makes my argument of aggressive and violent shortpenised men kinda invalid, as I view asians as the gentle race.
btw, I thought blacks being larger was an urban myth, but asians being smaller true?

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Don't say that, that makes my argument of aggressive and violent shortpenised men kinda invalid, as I view asians as the gentle race.
btw, I thought blacks being larger was an urban myth, but asians being smaller true?

From all the surveys I've seen it looks like it. That and "standard" sized condoms don't work so well in Asia http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm .

 

[Brawndo]

Don't say that, that makes my argument of aggressive and violent shortpenised men kinda invalid, as I view asians as the gentle race.

Gentle race indeed:

Mongols
Japan until 1945
Vietnam War
Khmer Rouge
Korean War

 

[loc978]

Average height, a little above average in most other areas.

...I find both the exercise stats and, well... the sexual stats... to be rather sad. I've got a bad leg, and I can limp a mile faster than that... and 3-10 minutes?! I guess I could claim 3-240, depending on the situation. Sometimes you have to be quick (public restrooms and whatnot), but usually it's just better to keep at it...

 

[nofear220]

I'm over everything on there, except regarding fitness.

And being a virgin, I don't know about the sex stats, but they look insultingly low.

They are surprisingly low (I am not a virgin) its hard to talk about this without getting into awkward details, but I can hold off for literally as long as I want, thats just me though... My best friend told me that her boyfriend goes for about 30 mins

 

[TheLaofKazi]

Well, that average penis size statistic was quite a confidence boost for me. Now everything else... bleh. I need to get in shape.

 

[RemytheNinja]

5"!I'm very happy about my size now.
Holy Crap though, is this dude supposed to be average joe, he is Roiding for sure
What does the model for Average Jane look like, Megan Fox/Barbie?

 

[Dango]

Wait, 69% of men think that they're physically fit, but the average guy can only do 1 pull-up?

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Oh, I missed a particular stat... the average man's bicep size when flexed is 13 inches? O_O... Uhhh, are you sure that isn't just the length of their upper arm? Everything else on this test has showed average or not particularly good, but 13 inch biceps? Do these 'normal men' work out only their biceps regularly?

I'm pretty sure that refers to the circumference of the bicep, not the diameter. Assuming that to be true, 13" is not a crazy number. My bicep is 15-16" around, and I haven't actually exercised in about 8 years, I'm just naturally huge.

That makes much more sense, tho tbh if 13" is average then I don't 15-16" is really 'huge', but w/e.

 

[Agayek]

That makes much more sense, tho tbh if 13" is average then I don't 15-16" is really 'huge', but w/e.

Eh, I'm 6'8" and right around 300 lbs. That's generally considered pretty damn huge. Like I said, I haven't actually exercised in most of a decade, but I'm well above average in that regard simply due to my natural size.

Wait, 69% of men think that they're physically fit, but the average guy can only do 1 pull-up?

If you'll note that only 13% actually are fit.

 

[Dethpixie]

Yay, I'm better in the important parts. I'm 2-3 inches longer, my sex lasts longer, and I'm taller. I can run a mile about 2 minutes faster, can do more pull-ups, waste less money on vitamins and supplements, don't even own exercise equipment.

Other than that I'm a twig compared to that dude, but fuck him anyway, at least I can do basic math and pleasure a woman for longer than it takes to microwave a frozen pizza.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

That makes much more sense, tho tbh if 13" is average then I don't 15-16" is really 'huge', but w/e.

Eh, I'm 6'8" and right around 300 lbs. That's generally considered pretty damn huge. Like I said, I haven't actually exercised in most of a decade, but I'm well above average in that regard simply due to my natural size.

Ic :O Can't argue with that, I suppose.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

That is not the average male. Maybe "average" if your in gruff space marine land, but reality? Uh, hah?

Though to the say the least out of respect for topic, I'm about 2 inches taller than the average male, about 40 pounds below average weight (skinny, fucking NASCAR metabolism), and about athletically potent as a cheetah with a broken leg and an eyepatch.

..Yep.