Haiku Battle!

[teisjm]

This is my rifle
This is my big-ass boomstick
now beg for mercy

 

[Lukeje]

I must cast a spell
Of resurrection on this
Thread; come back to life!

 

[SharPhoe]

I must cast a spell
Of resurrection on this
Thread; come back to life!

I'm so low on MP
from casting Revive so much.
Pass me an Ether.

 

[Cyberius]

The stuff I bathe in
The blood of my enemies
It is quite tasty

[A-N]
Yea... that's kinda sick

 

[Lukeje]

I must cast a spell
Of resurrection on this
Thread; come back to life!

I'm so low on MP
from casting Revive so much.
Pass me an Ether.

So low on MP
Your line has six syllables!
Have a dry ether.

 

[manic_depressive13]

This seems quite pointless
But I am lonely and bored
So have a haiku

Assuming I had
Unlimited leisure time
I could beat you all

This is so easy
You just have to press enter
In the right places

[A-N]
sorry... I tried

 

[Beetlejooce]

A word to the wise
I vanquish my foes with ease
I am far too strong

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Assuming I had
Unlimited leisure time
I could beat you all

But my ninja self
Stole all your leisure time, punk!
And now you're helpless.

 

[SharPhoe]

I must cast a spell
Of resurrection on this
Thread; come back to life!

I'm so low on MP
from casting Revive so much.
Pass me an Ether.

So low on MP
Your line has six syllables!
Have a dry ether.

It did? HOLY CRAP!
I can't believe I slipped up...
I feel like a dummy.

 

[Lukeje]

I must cast a spell
Of resurrection on this
Thread; come back to life!

I'm so low on MP
from casting Revive so much.
Pass me an Ether.

So low on MP
Your line has six syllables!
Have a dry ether.

It did? HOLY CRAP!
I can't believe I slipped up...
I feel like a dummy.

Oh what sarcasm...
It really doesn't matter.
The rules must be broken.

 

[SharPhoe]

All these expressions
are hard to draw on paper...
25? Come on!

Still, I'll learn something
new from this little project.
Let's just hope it clicks.

 

[Mikaze]

Haiku's are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refridgerator

 

[Credge]

A new life begins
Eventually grows old
Quickly it passes

 

[SharPhoe]

Refrigerator...
That haiku has to come from
somewhere, don't you think?

Just think about it.
All these people repeat it,
it must be well-known.

 

[Lukeje]

I hate revision.
It is so soul destroying.
But I have yet more...

 

[SharPhoe]

I hate revision.
It is so soul destroying.
But I have yet more...

If I may please ask,
what is it you're revising?
I would like to know.

 

[Lukeje]

I hate revision.
It is so soul destroying.
But I have yet more...

If I may please ask,
what is it you're revising?
I would like to know.

It is Chemistry;
I have Finals coming up.
Exams in two weeks.

 

[SharPhoe]

It is Chemistry;
I have Finals coming up.
Exams in two weeks.

Okay, I gotcha.
This kind of thing makes me glad
I'm not in school now.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

The Lord of The Pond
Eternal Glory of Bread
Behold, they are one

[A-N] Kudos to anyone who can guess the name of that haiku.

 

[Lukeje]

It is Chemistry;
I have Finals coming up.
Exams in two weeks.

Okay, I gotcha.
This kind of thing makes me glad
I'm not in school now.

My final exams;
After this I work in labs
As a real Chemist.

How goes the story,
The one you mentioned before?
Are the pictures drawn?