Haiku Battle!

[SharPhoe]

I need a race name.
"Kerrick" was never fitting.
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[Panzer_God]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
hiaku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

 

[Studd_Jozz]

Long this has gone on.
Bored of this I become now.
On to the sleep time.

 

[Lukeje]

I need a race name.
"Kerrick" was never fitting.
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I really don't like,
People telling me to do
Things, though I shall help.

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
hiaku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.

 

[Panzer_God]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
haiku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.[/quote] A/N That;s because it was a poem, not a haiku, written about my inability to write Haiku. writing a haiku about being unable to write a haiku would be stupid.

 

[Lukeje]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
haiku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.

A/N That;s because it was a poem, not a haiku, written about my inability to write Haiku. writing a haiku about being unable to write a haiku would be stupid.

A rebel you are,
Trying to replace Haiku
With just some plain verse.

 

[Panzer_God]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
haiku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.

A/N That;s because it was a poem, not a haiku, written about my inability to write Haiku. writing a haiku about being unable to write a haiku would be stupid.

A rebel you are,
Trying to replace Haiku
With just some plain verse.

A rebel you say,
I guess that I must be,
cause believe it man,
you got nothin on me.

 

[Lukeje]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
haiku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.

A/N That;s because it was a poem, not a haiku, written about my inability to write Haiku. writing a haiku about being unable to write a haiku would be stupid.

A rebel you are,
Trying to replace Haiku
With just some plain verse.

A rebel you say,
I guess that I must be,
cause believe it man,
you got nothin on me.

As an outsider
Of this small-ish Haiku club,
You've blighted this thread.

 

[SharPhoe]

This girl is just nuts.
She is just WAY too clingy.
It's driving me nuts.

I hate to say it,
but she needs to just grow up
and learn to move on.

 

[Lukeje]

This girl is just nuts.
She is just WAY too clingy.
It's driving me nuts.

I hate to say it,
but she needs to just grow up
and learn to move on.

Sounds like a prelude,
To a Shakespearean play.
Do you want to share?

 

[billybobby]

i like...blah blah blah
not so good at this weird stuff
omg I CAN!

 

[Lukeje]

i like...blah blah blah
not so good at this weird stuff
omg I CAN!

It's supposed to be
5-7-5, but instead
You have put an eight.

 

[Panzer_God]

you think this is hard,
I would have to agree,
haiku's ain't my thing,
they just ain't me.

Apparently so.
Your lines are all oddly wrong,
And one too many.

A/N That;s because it was a poem, not a haiku, written about my inability to write Haiku. writing a haiku about being unable to write a haiku would be stupid.

A rebel you are,
Trying to replace Haiku
With just some plain verse.

A rebel you say,
I guess that I must be,
cause believe it man,
you got nothin on me.

As an outsider
Of this small-ish Haiku club,
You've blighted this thread.

A blight i am, i guess that's true, i'm sorry man, I'm done talkin to you.

 

[Susano]

i like...blah blah blah
not so good at this weird stuff
omg I CAN!

It's supposed to be
5-7-5, but instead
You have put an eight.

I think that weird is
not two syllables as thought
but only the one

 

[Lukeje]

A blight i am, i guess that's true, i'm sorry man, I'm done talkin to you.

Sorry if I caused
Offence, I was just making
Fun; 'Tis Haiku Battle.

i like...blah blah blah
not so good at this weird stuff
omg I CAN!

It's supposed to be
5-7-5, but instead
You have put an eight.

I think that weird is
not two syllables as thought
but only the one

Hmm... I suppose it
Depends how you pronounce it.
My challenge is null.

 

[Panzer_God]

A blight i am, i guess that's true, i'm sorry man, I'm done talkin to you.

Sorry if I caused
Offence, I was just making
Fun; 'Tis Haiku Battle.

aight, this game i can play
you want a battle,
I'll give one,
my way.

I'm not that easy to offend,
you gotta try harder then that,
if you want me to break down,
bring a baseball bat.

 

[SharPhoe]

Sounds like a prelude,
To a Shakespearean play.
Do you want to share?

This'll be real hard
to squeeze into a haiku,
But I'm gonna try...

This girl is a hard case,
dating an leaving, but lo,
she's not a BAD lass.

She still has feelings
for my best friend, but the love
just ain't mutual.

But she won't give up,
then comes to me wondering
why she's heartbroken.

It's because of her
that I've had a falling-out
with another friend.

If she were a *****,
this wouldn't be so tricky.
She's just... misguided.

I'm just a gay guy
dealing with straight people's crap...
I can't solve it all.

 

[Susano]

Hmm... I suppose it
Depends how you pronounce it.
My challenge is null.

Ah-ha! I have won
This round of the great battle.
Now, For the next fight!

 

[Lukeje]

My apologies,
Exams meant that I couldn't
Reply earlier.

Sorry if I caused
Offence, I was just making
Fun; 'Tis Haiku Battle.

aight, this game i can play
you want a battle,
I'll give one,
my way.

I'm not that easy to offend,
you gotta try harder then that,
if you want me to break down,
bring a baseball bat.

So it was a ruse
To try to expose weakness?
The battle begins.

.

Spoiler: The long, long Haiku Of Sharphoe's predicament Within a spoiler.

Sounds like a prelude,
To a Shakespearean play.
Do you want to share?

This'll be real hard
to squeeze into a haiku,
But I'm gonna try...

This girl is a hard case,
dating an leaving, but lo,
she's not a BAD lass.

She still has feelings
for my best friend, but the love
just ain't mutual.

But she won't give up,
then comes to me wondering
why she's heartbroken.

It's because of her
that I've had a falling-out
with another friend.

If she were a *****,
this wouldn't be so tricky.
She's just... misguided.

I'm just a gay guy
dealing with straight people's crap...
I can't solve it all.

Did this get resolved?
This is not in my field of
Expertise, sorry.

 

[SharPhoe]

.

Spoiler: The long, long Haiku Of Sharphoe's predicament Within a spoiler.

Sounds like a prelude,
To a Shakespearean play.
Do you want to share?

This'll be real hard
to squeeze into a haiku,
But I'm gonna try...

This girl is a hard case,
dating an leaving, but lo,
she's not a BAD lass.

She still has feelings
for my best friend, but the love
just ain't mutual.

But she won't give up,
then comes to me wondering
why she's heartbroken.

It's because of her
that I've had a falling-out
with another friend.

If she were a *****,
this wouldn't be so tricky.
She's just... misguided.

I'm just a gay guy
dealing with straight people's crap...
I can't solve it all.

Did this get resolved?
This is not in my field of
Expertise, sorry.

In a sense, it did.
He's blown her off completely.
Now, she has to learn.

It's a harsh judgment,
but not my jurisdiction,
so it's up to her.