Haiku Battle!

[noodlestreet]

Silly, but great fun
Pointlessly entertaining?
Escapist forums.

 

[SharPhoe]

"Unoriginal", huh?
Your opinion doesn't float
since you're such a douche...

...Sorry about that.
I hate when people chastise
my characters. Sheesh...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

PharmD rotations.
Three years of class, and then a
Year of clinicals.

What kinda doctor
Do you think you'll want to be?
So many options.

PharmD is Doctor
Of Pharmacy. I should have
Been more specific.

One thing's for damn sure-
I won't be working retail.
Most grads go that way...

I work hospital
Now, and probably will when
I graduate...dude.

We can specialize.
I may do burn or transplant
Down the road. We'll see.

 

[hagaya]

I posted on this
This Haiku talks of itself
that line was a lie.

Paradox. /thread

 

[SharPhoe]

Why can't I focus?
I never get my work done
because I'm sidetracked.

 

[Lukeje]

"Unoriginal", huh?
Your opinion doesn't float
since you're such a douche...

...Sorry about that.
I hate when people chastise
my characters. Sheesh...

Who said anything
Bad about the Kerricks, huh?
They're so cute; it's wrong!

PharmD is Doctor
Of Pharmacy. I should have
Been more specific.

One thing's for damn sure-
I won't be working retail.
Most grads go that way...

I work hospital
Now, and probably will when
I graduate...dude.

We can specialize.
I may do burn or transplant
Down the road. We'll see.

Ah, I am sorry,
I thought it was a general
Doctor's exam thing.

Do you want to do
Pharmacy just to do this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZVRb24Xvk]?
(It's Harry Enfield).

 

[mangus]

Haiku battle, you say??
I do not like that format.
Poems that don't rhyme.

 

[Lukeje]

Haiku battle, you say??
I do not like that format.
Poems that don't rhyme.

Poems that don't rhyme?
Like those by Homer, Milton?
There's no need for rhyme.

 

[SharPhoe]

Who said anything
Bad about the Kerricks, huh?
They're so cute; it's wrong!

Kukul and some jerk
called them unoriginal.
Why must they be rude?

I can't say I'm sad
about Kukul's suspension.
90 days of peace...

 

[mangus]

Haiku battle, you say??
I do not like that format.
Poems that don't rhyme.

Poems that don't rhyme?
Like those by Homer, Milton?
There's no need for rhyme.

Perhaps you are right.
But rhyme adds so much whimsy.
Haikus: Disjointed.

 

[Lukeje]

Who said anything
Bad about the Kerricks, huh?
They're so cute; it's wrong!

Kukul and some jerk
called them unoriginal.
Why must they be rude?

I can't say I'm sad
about Kukul's suspension.
90 days of peace...

He is just like that;
Don't take him seriously.
He acts like a dick.

Perhaps you are right.
But rhyme adds so much whimsy.
Haikus: Disjointed.

You could make them rhyme
If you really wanted to.
It just takes some time.

 

[Tharwen]

I shall also try;
Twelve syllables remain now;
Oh noes they are gone!

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

I have two more too;
They promise to be lengthy;
On Wednesday they end.

[A-N]
Does Wednesday have two or three syllables?

 

[mangus]

Perhaps you are right.
But rhyme adds so much whimsy.
Haikus: Disjointed.

You could make them rhyme
If you really wanted to.
It just takes some time.

All right, I will try.
curses! I just can't do it!
And now I must cry.

 

[Lukeje]

I shall also try;
Twelve syllables remain now;
Oh noes they are gone!

Only two more now;
Four hours in exam halls,
And then I am done.

I have two more too;
They promise to be lengthy;
On Wednesday they end.

[A-N]
Does Wednesday have two or three syllables?

I think that that's right,
The way that you have it there.
It is read as two.

Good luck in exams,
They'll soon be over and done,
The Summer awaits...

All right, I will try.
curses! I just can't do it!
And now I must cry.

Why are you crying?
You managed to do it with-
Out even trying!

 

[Lexodus]

My exams are done
Now I pray for good results
If not, I'm screwed.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Do you want to do
Pharmacy just to do this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZVRb24Xvk]?
(It's Harry Enfield).

How did you get that
Security reel from my
Work? You're too sneaky.

It's been forwarded
To the rest of my class, and
A few instructors.

My exams are done
Now I pray for good results
If not, I'm screwed.

Hopefully they all
Went well. If not, you could try
Selling hot dogs, dude.

 

[Lexodus]

My exams are done
Now I pray for good results
If not, I'm screwed.

Hopefully they all
Went well. If not, you could try
Selling hot dogs, dude.

Hot dogs will not start
a musical renaissance
So I can't do that.

 

[SharPhoe]

Hot dogs will not start
a musical renaissance
So I can't do that.

Who says that they can't?
Hot dogs are awesome enough
to start singing about.