Haiku Battle!

[Gazok]

There, that's sufficient:
No need for more Haikus now,
Unless you know naught.

However, if you
Wish to continue later,
Please continue, do.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Red Orchestra is
A really really good game
I will play it now.

 

[neuromasser]

Tomorrow awaits me,
but I'm stuck.
Haiku I must write.

Syllables? What syllables?
Oh that! Well don't make me laugh.
You expect me to count?

Form isn't followed
but wiki approves it;
Inverse made it cool.

Nothing to inspire,
minutes fly by,
fight ends here.

 

[Red Ring of Pissed off gamer]

I am so sleepy
My mind is somewhere happy
I now doze off happily

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'm so effing pissed.
I could quit my job right now.
Fast food can't be bad.

Had to get that out.
Now to deal with your weak ass,
With my foot! Hi-YAH!

 

[NeoDeath90]

Fighting for my life
I am not afraid to die
Death's an illusion

 

[SharPhoe]

I've noticed a surge
of new members here today.
Is that commonplace?

 

[Lukeje]

Crunching and chunking
My opponent is destroyed
Watch his body parts fly

The real connoisseur
Will make their victim implode.
Much less mess and gore.

The gore is damn cool
Watch as his limbs fly around
I love the blood splurt

Who cleans up the mess?
I'm guessing it isn't you.
Gore means extra work.

That is it indeed.
A season should be mentioned,
But nobody does.

I build a cabin
From the bodies of the dead
Oh and its winter

That cabin would smell
When it reaches summertime.
Wood is much better.

I've noticed a surge
of new members here today.
Is that commonplace?

After the Webby,
This place was found by many.
More members is good.

 

[Lukeje]

You'll probably win
I dislike them haikus
how 'bout some puns?

Can you get a pun,
into a haiku? It must
be quite difficult.

There's nothing funnypunny
About puns in poetry.
They are very bad.

 

[Mollecht]

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten oops
eleven twelve end

 

[Gubbinz]

Barnacle hangs down
eats it's own barf way too much
never digest twice

[A.N]

hl2 barnacles, of course

 

[Trivun]

The darkness in me
Creeps silently through the night
Overwhelming love

Depressing Haiku;
I want you to cheer up please.
Here is for battles.

Whether won or lost
Poetry is from the soul
Darkness overtakes

But poetry can
Be happy and joyful and
Dispel the darkness.

(Well, you wanted a battle, so here goes)

My soul is a pit
Drowning in the dark abyss
Joy can never reach

Fluffy animals
Never fail to cheer people.
Here's a fluffy cat [http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/fluffy_cat_persian.jpg].

Bamalam I say
Cats are cute but fail to lift
My eternal gloom.

 

[Lukeje]

Bamalam I say
Cats are cute but fail to lift
My eternal gloom.

You leave me no choice,
My secret secret weapon is a...
A Bunny wabbit [http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/raving.jpg].

 

[Trivun]

Bamalam I say
Cats are cute but fail to lift
My eternal gloom.

You leave me no choice,
My secret secret weapon is a...
Bunny wabbit [http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/raving.jpg].

Plunger does the trick
But kills me even more so
Gloom sets in once more

 

[Lukeje]

Bamalam I say
Cats are cute but fail to lift
My eternal gloom.

You leave me no choice,
My secret secret weapon is a...
Bunny wabbit [http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/06/raving.jpg].

Plunger does the trick
But kills me even more so
Gloom sets in once more

You can't even laugh
At that Raving Rabbid pic?
You are a lost cause.

You could try music;
Cyndi Lauper or Blondie
Never fail to cheer.

Eighties pop is fun,
Carefree, happy, uplifting.
It should clear the gloom.

 

[Lukeje]

Haikus are cool
But some are really random
Refrigerator

That has been posted
Many times in this thread now.
Please construct your own.