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JacOak

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Pickle is nice
In a sandwich or creme egg
I feel very hungry

Yet I have eaten
Many hours since past
When dinner was served

Not a fancy meal, no
But a pizza, flat crust
Pepperoni and Cheese

And a cola
There is always cola
Like clouds or trees

Cola is a fact
Always there, always tasty
It warms my soul

Muller Corner, too
Chocolate Digestive, yes
A tasty treat

Alas, I am tired
A matress beckons me
Sleep is a relief
 

Lukeje

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Feb 6, 2008
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SharPhoe said:
Lukeje said:
That avatar is
Awesome; what is it playing
With on the string's end?
It's a toy penguin.
That's the toy-on-a-stick that
Yahtzee messes with.
Ah, I thought it was
A snowman. Still winter themed,
But not quite as cute.

(I realise my
Meaning may not be clear,
Penguins are cuter).
 

SharPhoe

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Feb 28, 2009
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Lukeje said:
Ah, I thought it was
A snowman. Still winter themed,
But not quite as cute.

(I realise my
Meaning may not be clear,
Penguins are cuter).
Indeed they are cute,
but kinda hard to come by.
Stuffed ones are nice, though.

...Well, isn't this odd?
I still see my old icon.
What is up with that?
 

tehweave

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Helmet said:
A challenge, you say?

I accept. We meet at dawn.

...to early. Try noon?
Wow.

Haiku, I love them.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

(Old one, I know. I'll post something original.)

The games that we seek:
Graphics, up. Quality, down.
This is the sad truth.

Look! A snake parade!
But aren't those snakes poisonous?
Look at me! I'm dead.
 

DeAvatar

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BlackJack47 said:
Yes I can do this
I can write a haiku too
So please do not miss

Is that right?
yes you can do that,
I so love that avatar
wandering ronin.

Stan Sakai, the best
at what he does. (a rabbit)
anthro not furry.
 

tehweave

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Apr 5, 2009
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SharPhoe said:
If I see that darn
refrigerator haiku
one more time, I swear...
Sorry. If it's a haiku thread, you can't stop someone from posting that more than once.

Original thoughts...
On the internet, really?
Preposterous, sir.
 

A Hot Hotpocket

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My heart aches with pain
When I see you, I vomit
Die away from me.

[A-N]
Points if you know where it's from. It isnt hard.
 

GoldenCondor

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Refridgerator.
I took a dump in your mouth.
Refridgerator.

Edit: I didn't know that so many people thought of using refrigerator. sucks that people have to overuse it. i swear i posted mine before i read the others.
 

SharPhoe

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Feb 28, 2009
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A Hot Hotpocket said:
My heart aches with pain
When I see you, I vomit
Die away from me.

[A-N]
Points if you know where it's from. It isnt hard.
Sounds familiar.
I can't think, though, since it's late.
Someone will get it.
 

SharPhoe

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jamesworkshop said:
A+N
Am I stupid becuase I find Haikus to hard?
No, you're not stupid.
Haiku takes a certain... "knack".
You should practice it.