Haiku Battle!

[SharPhoe]

what I find is that
counting on my fingers does
not make a good read

Verbosity helps.
I count on my fingers, too.
It's not a bad thing.

 

[Lukeje]

Ah, I thought it was
A snowman. Still winter themed,
But not quite as cute.

(I realise my
Meaning may not be clear,
Penguins are cuter).

Indeed they are cute,
but kinda hard to come by.
Stuffed ones are nice, though.

...Well, isn't this odd?
I still see my old icon.
What is up with that?

Have you tried pressing
"F5" to refresh the page?
Avatars get cached.

 

[DeAvatar]

F5 to refresh
Control N for new window
f10 to quit life.

 

[balimuzz]

I dozed off in class
And my teacher questioned me:
You writing haikus?

 

[balimuzz]

Bringing back this thread
I missed battling with words
I want more haikus

 

[balimuzz]

winning is not
at all the thing
u will recive

Wrong syllable count
5, 7, 5, in order
Correct your haiku

 

[The Shade]

Haikus are the game?
I accept your challenge, sir.
Fear my poetry!

Five syllables first,
Seven for the second line,
And yet another five.

A curse! Pox on thee!
I condemn thee to The Pit!
Not the Halo map.

Endure Hellish flames!
And forget your loved one's names!
This line doesn't rhyme.

This grows wearisome.
South Park just came on TV
I'd rather watch that.

I bid you farewell.
But this has been rather fun.
We'll barter words again!

 

[brainiac2]

A haiku challenge?
Shakespeare would not approve this
I prefer sonnets.

 

[Zackwell_]

A nice change of pace
I glance at my alarm clock
Crap, I need to sleep

 

[TaborMallory]

Warum bist du ein
Panzerabwehrhubschrauber?
Du bist so hässlich.

(Why are you an
Antitank helicopter?
You're so ugly.)

 

[slyph]

Summer in Japan,
Sweaty men on boiling trains,
Aircon is the Lord.



Incidentally,
Haikus need a season word,
Or they're not haikus.

You'll have to trust me,
Just writing in fixed report,
Is a bit stupid.

 

[SharPhoe]

We hit ten pages!
I'm so happy, I could cry...
Not really, of course.

 

[SharPhoe]

Look at this new site!
It'll take some coping with,
But we'll all manage.

 

[Lukeje]

The whiteness; it did
Blind me at first but now I'm
Getting used to it.

 

[hondommond]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones fly away
The queen is their slave

 

[SharPhoe]

ViolentlyHappy
wants an avatar like mine.
That makes me happy.

 

[Cid Kain]

dancing small target
you swing in my line of sight
waiting. boom! head shot.

 

[brainiac2]

I see my badges
Wow, it's kind of pathetic
I need to do more.

 

[SharPhoe]

I see my badges
Wow, it's kind of pathetic
I need to do more.

You just got here, dude.
"Rome wasn't built in a day,"
as the saying goes.