Haiku Corner

[AwesomeExpress]

Shiver me timbers
Thar's bound to be booty here
Just need me shovel.

Seven red ants march
Making their way into town
Lead by lone black ant.

Times are a changin'
My today is yesterday
Tomorrow matters.

Black licorice paved road
Chocolate cookie picket fence
Lawn made of gum drops.

Channel five broadcast
Current breaking news unfolds
Chocolate massachre.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Steep slippery slope
No time to plan, must think fast
Fire the missle.

Stereo remote
Control what my ears will hear
Rock, ska, then metal.

Looking for a bench
Give these old dogs some rest time
Before they give out.

Feeding ducks by pond
Listening to their "thank you"
See pretty lady.

Punk concert tonight
Going to rock my face off
Fishnet stockings girl.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Jog through China Town
Smelling wonderful delights
Stop for Bubble Tea.

Shakespeare in the park
Entertaining one and all
All for donation.

Party going on
Pretty girls get in for free
The rest wait outside.

Exam tomorrow
Studying throughout the night
Forgot the alarm.

Yellow post-it notes
Covering the appartment
Reminder to breath.

 

[stubbmann]

A silver food bowl
The best for Mister Snookums
He thinks he's people

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Walking in the hall
Pass each other unnoticed
Stuck in our own lives.

Vitamin water
Supposed to be healthy choice
Lemonade flavor.

Selling my text books
No longer need their info
Get some decent cash.

Quick interception
Lucky to catch it in time
Bomb won't detonate.

Three white octopi
Swimming to get red plumber
Bring him to his doom.

 

[kalakashi]

Shirts with a haiku
they are overrated
but im wearing one

yes i saw that on a shirt

But... it's not?

I'm a bit picky
Get all the right syllables
I hope that's spelt right

 

[Klarinette]

Complete scatter-brain.
Can't focus on anything.
Brain is exhausted.

He left yesterday.
I should have seen it coming.
I'm not paranoid.

I'm feeling nauseous.
Maybe I'll nap for a bit.
Might as well, I guess.

Can you tell I'm in a shitty mood? Ugh.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banana disguise
Break into a museum
Born to be wild.

Night never ending
Solve puzzle to bring daylight
Before time runs out.

Alligator soup
Warm steaming liquid goodness
Fun in every bite.

Rainbow chocolate chips
Making cookies a delight
Eat with glass of milk.

Enter crowded room
Find myself invisible
Pick a few pockets.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Missing food chain link
Makes over-population
Or a change of taste.

Hippo in water
Wanting clouds to hide the sun
Lillypad cover.

Lucky Blackjack girl
Whoever she supports wins
I hope she picks me.

Hamburglar watching
Waits for unsuspecting kids
Burgers are his prize.

To do list on fridge
Containing list of her chores
Procrastination.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Strange things going on
Ghost inhabiting your house
Who ya gonna call?

Deadpool t-shirt
A damn fine looking red-head
Will she marry me?

The best pizza place
Replaced by Hello Kitty
This is just too much!

Staging a revolt
Large group of angry stoners
...Procrastination.

Six-shooter outlaw
With no partner at his side
Cause he's a cowboy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Broken alliance
Traitorous betraying French
Their disadvantage.