Haiku Corner

[AwesomeExpress]

Bed made of phonebooks
Blanket of recycling
Roadkill for pillow.

Violently twitching
Small frog on its lilly pad
Ate a bumble bee.

Extra room on board
Could pick up a hitch hiker
Bring my wife instead.

Photocopier
Won't take any more abuse
Joins the picket line.

Moldy left-overs
Roomate won't throw them away
Living in the fridge.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Transplant medicine...
Is what I deal with this month.
One word...rejection.

I can't wait until
My damn rotations are through
And I work for pay

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Deadpool's haiku:

In mortal danger
In shadows a psychopath
Step into the light.

The rest are mine:

Bright yellow mustard
A field colored neon
Filled in quite nicely.

It's day in, day out
It's constant recycling
It's my clumsy heart. - based off a song by The Matches

Bleak peasant village
Trogdor the Burninator
Burnt it to the ground.

Searching for Uncle
Found a snake and bugs instead
Listen for the quad.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I ate something weird.
I feel really odd.
Oh god I threw up.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Waiting for the sun
To dry up this mud puddle
Allow us access.

Canoeing Wolf Creek
Find a place to spend the night
Wake up to coffee.

Such a little thing
Causing me irritation
Pebble in my shoe.

Hanging off a cliff
Reaching for a good foothold
Must save the princess.

Low and deep rumbles
Lightning streaks across the sky
Thunderstorm starting.

 

[Trifixion]

P5LD2
Box says it is "Heart Touching?"
What were they smoking?

Wave file overloads
Like most problems life presents
Best fixed with C4

Scene makes too much sense?
Make something random explode!
Michael Bay's wisdom

Gore soaked cotton tails
Bloodthirsty bunny rampage
Night of the Lepus

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
Women lamenting

Ponder life's meaning...
Hey, Sofia Vergara!
...what was I saying?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I drank all my Coke.
Now I have a cup of ice.
I want a refill.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Will cause rage for fun
Fanboys such easy targets
Just call me a troll

I'll beat you to death
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat
I'll beat you to death

A cookie to whoever knows where it came from.

I'm going to guess Deadpool? Seems like his kind of poetry.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Broken rainbow shards
Falling into my backyard
Landing on my roof.

Balloon animals
Floating around my head
There is no escape.

Left out on the curb
Old disguarded running shoes
Beside pizza box.

Pirates sailing
Steadily to find booty
Parrots for their mates.

Sneeking silently
Ninjas swiftly make their move
Assassination.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Holy shit I'm drunk!
I had too much goddamn wine.
Hello hangover.

Tomorrow I have
A job interview. I hope
I can make it in.

If I don't get the
Job, hello unemployment!
Root for Bofus, ya?

 

[InsipidMadness]

Here, the lion lies
"Fear the cage and not my eyes."
foolish passer-byes.

 

[bobknowsall]

I have lost the game
Shouting in total rage
Breaking the steal cage.

Ah, now that's just cruel.

OT:

New parachute bought,
Not the latest design,
Opens on impact.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fighting with honor
Protecting their master well
Mighty Samurai.

Dodge all enemies
Mario saving Princess
Defeat King Bowser.

Nice crispy bacon
Deep fulfillment in my mouth
Love is in the air.

Floury muffin
Not the worst that could happen
Still heaven's delight. - this one was made to make a girl feel better at her failed muffins lol

Chipmonk at window
Constant chatter in my ear
God bless that critter. X (

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fog over water
Merging with clouds overhead
Blue sky peeking out.

Snacks upon a plate
Ready for my consumption
Edible artwork.

Furious card game
Racing against the others
Dutch Blitz insanity.

Daring do-gooder
Donning spandex and a cape
Dutiful strongman.

Channel five broadcast
Current breaking news unfolds
Chocolate massacre.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Holding her hair back
Hesitent of what's to come
Hazelnut cream pie.

Broken encounter
Floats across my mind's recess
To oblivion.

Christmas silhouette
Plastered against the brick wall
Not allowed to fade.

Picturesque mountain
Emblazoned on my desktop
Reminder of truth.

Horse in the background
Two men facing each other
Waiting for the clock.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

October snowfall
Earlier than expected
Green leaves on the trees.

Green is the color
Saskatchewan Rough Riders
Grey Cup Champions!

A plentiful feast
For Christmas-esque Thanksgiving
Loving family.

Dealing out the cards
Name of the game is three spot
'We' will conquer 'They'.

Tree shedding fall leaves
A colorful mosaic
Rake them and burn them.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Big school of fish
Multitude of bright colors
Swim swiftly along.

Building a rainbow
Laying the bricks one by one
Filling up the sky.

Listless imagery
Flowing through my round Bic pen
Into your mind's eye.

Pizza in a cup
Filling my mouth with gladness
Pepperoni love.

Lakeside bonfire
Seen from across the waters
Longing for the warmth.

 

[UnityRiot]

Waffles are godly
Golden brown, stomach it down
I need syrup now

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Wanting to play drums
Breath in drum kit aura
Rythmic expression.

Compas pointing south
To potential riches
Five miles from here.

Dumptruck in sandbox
Ready for the day's workload
Tonka sponsored play.

Poetic justice
Unable to be upheld
No rhyme or reason.

Watercolor art
Portrayal of early Spain
Life in the country.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I post and I post,
Try to get to 2,000,
Fifty-two to go.