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Snicks

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Dog is in a bag,
Sinking into a river,
Alongside a brick.

Princess is not here,
Though I know where she may be,
Another castle.

Man drove off a cliff,
Why did he keep driving?
Sat Nav told him to.

Haikus are simple,
You must get your five a day,
Like masturbation.

My haikus are balls,
They lack imagination,
And have incorrect syllabic structure.
 

Rand-m

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I came to this thread
Expecting some great haikus
What I got... was lolz.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Different shades of green
Swimming in ponds, hopping on rocks
Flies better watch out.

Gallantly I fly
Encompassing the System
Mainframe's protector.

Bag full of rainbows
Left laying in the alley
Who will find this gift?

Dropped at the roadside
Seemingly thought forgotten
But by the owner.

Fortunate eagle
Focused eye finding salmon
Fish brings nourishment.
 

HitsWithStyxx

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Dance like you want to
Before you get arthritis
Painless movement's death

Sounds like a birdsong
Though I could be mistaken
Planes make less noise now
 

Bofus Teefus

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Interview Tuesday.
Two hours long...intense shit.
Hope I don't blow it.

I would hate to go
To school for eight years, only to
Be a janitor.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Oyster shell necklace
Eyes shining blue towards me
Golden hair flowing.

Chinese take out box
Chop sticks on coffee table
Chow mein residue.

Ripe for the picking
Juiciest orchard-grown peach
First of the season.

Icecream sunday taste
Hair like banana peels
Cherry chapstick lips.

Riding on her cloud
Watching for a wonderous act
Scepter in her hand.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Vivid melt down town
Efficiantly simplistic
Small translucient frog.

Sitting in her palm
Watching, hoping for it to grow
Kiss it for good luck.

Pizza illusion
Calling out, mocking me
Denying my slice.

Mexican pancake
Filling my taste buds with joy
Thanks Seniorita.

Four-legged mammal
Please eat grass and keep healthy
You provide tasties.
 

Contun

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I'm far too manly...
For your silly ol' Haiku's..
Oh, wait a second...
 

AwesomeExpress

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Explore the world
See what is in store for you
Take off, you hoser!

Little while blossoms
Favored by the bumble bees
Make me sweet honey.

Flower springing forth
Firm roots beneath the soil
Finding warm sunlight.

Invisible force
Interrupting life sometimes
Intriguing to all.

Lounging sleepilly
Lazy and lathargic sloth
Lofty in his tree.
 

Trifixion

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Searching for answers
Awaiting enlightenment
Error 404

Ghost of Sparta fumes
They renamed the Blades AGAIN
Zeus will pay for this

Boomstick blast echoes
Chainsaw rips through Deadite neck
Ooh that's gotta hurt

Time appears frozen
Assassination failure
Fucking Ubisoft

Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to suffering
The Dark Side are they

Cherry blossoms fall
Thunder sounds without storm cloud
IIE, GOJIRA!

Try to consider
The sound of one hand clapping
Now your head a'spolde
 

AwesomeExpress

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Obtuse angles drawn
Over-achieving drafter
Obscure art desktop.

Rust eating away
Ripe circles of orange and red
Ripping apart steel.

Under There is cool
Undeniable tallent
Ultimate duo.

Shining bright and blue
Bits of white scattered thoughout
Encompass the whole.

Dance to the rhythem
Rhyme not just to fill the time
You can't stop the beat.
 

Trifixion

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Bent two steps too far
Breaking string draws thin red line
Finger really hurts

Ramen noodle packs
Peanut butter and jelly
Surviving college

Raindrops form patterns
Art upon my windowpane
Where's my umbrella?

Reactivity
Coefficient positive
Chernobyl go boom

Ninja attacking
Soon they will find me in here
Must finish this let-
 

AwesomeExpress

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Charismatic grin
Stories ready to be told
Eyes full of laughter.

Women every where
Filling many jars with tears
Comfort is no where.

Blueprints for future
Pass to next generation
Build the Pez Kingdom.

Thunder rolling on
Lightning put on a show
Rain sheets coming down.

Grand snow-capped mountains
Line the deep valley's ridges
The sea to the south.