Dog is in a bag,
Sinking into a river,
Alongside a brick.
Princess is not here,
Though I know where she may be,
Another castle.
Man drove off a cliff,
Why did he keep driving?
Sat Nav told him to.
Haikus are simple,
You must get your five a day,
Like masturbation.
My haikus are balls,
They lack imagination,
And have incorrect syllabic structure.
Sinking into a river,
Alongside a brick.
Princess is not here,
Though I know where she may be,
Another castle.
Man drove off a cliff,
Why did he keep driving?
Sat Nav told him to.
Haikus are simple,
You must get your five a day,
Like masturbation.
My haikus are balls,
They lack imagination,
And have incorrect syllabic structure.