Haiku Corner

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

I'll beat you to death
beat beat beat beat beat beat beat
I'll beat you to death

A cookie to whoever knows where it came from.

Why are you a jerk
Really why are you a jerk
Stop being a jerk

I just noticed both haikus are kinda rude...oh well

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Blinded by the light
Do do do do do do do
Blinded by the light

 

[thegamermn]

In the microwave

a plate with five taquitos

I'm very hungry

 

[Aerodyamic]

Swimming above water:

eleven, you cry
the dolphins fly at midnight
monkey toaster fuck

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Snow blankets my house
Permission to stay indoors
Sip hot chocolate.

Sake in his cup
Sword faithfully at his side
Samurai Master.

Picking raspberries
Enclaved in the dark forest
Don't take too many.

I'm at zero
Release the controls; prepare
The ending is soon.

Laying in the grass
Counting the flowers fly by
Beautiful colors.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Following shadows
Waiting for one out of place
Stitch it to my feet.

Carried in a basket
Fed and loved upon bunny
Bring it to Grandma.

Small simple pleasure
Cast your joys upon my heart
Dance little ant, dance.

Rain drops on her face
Pine tree makes good umbrella
Little daisies grow.

January snow
Its top layer is crusty
Powder lies beneath.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Little bits of ice
Conforming all together
Making flakes of snow.

Broken flower stem
Growth halted before blossom
Tear rolls down her cheek.

Empty forth the jar
Pour out the river's waters
Watch the flowers grow.

Girl in wheat field
Blowing small soapy bubbles
Sun makes them sparkle.

Walk through ally
Painted by many artists
Getting his rant on.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I have lost the game
Shouting in total rage
Breaking the steal cage.

You goddamn scoundrel
You utter bastard, now I
Too have lost the game

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sunflower rising
Sprouting high in the meadow
Seeds ever growing.

Early rooster crow
His call waking the neighbors
Silence must be found.

Summer time slurpee
Cool, refreshing, and quite sweet
Watch out for brain freeze.

Setting a mouse trap
Baiting it with old cheddar
Place it by the stairs.

Swan swimming eastward
Family throwing bread chunks
Man watching agape.

 

[Trifixion]

Sun at last breaks clouds
Two hundred ninety horses
Begging to gallop

Cannot memorize
Polymodal chromatics
Stick with twelve bar blues

Yellow circle floats
Slow rotation overhead
Disembowelment

Neon green liquid
Citrus caffeine overdose
Hands won't stop shaking

Musst have the preciousssss
Tricksy hobbitses stole it
Mmmm, yummy finger

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sitting at the door
Watching for the mailman
Pounce at the ready.

Painting the landscape
Masterful strokes of the brush
Pallet of colors.

Flawed public transit
Arriving late or early
Must wait nine more months.

Field of long grass
Hiding all the tastey bugs
Birds searching in hope.

Newspaper blanket
Hiding behind the dumpster
Hope for cardboard box.

 

[SnipErlite]

Lots of luck to me
I've never Hakiu'd before
Something else lovely

 

[Phoenixlight]

Haiku's are very lame,
not interesting
just a waste of space.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I like to tickle
Young kittens, it's so cute!
I can't anymore.

My shoes are talking,
They tell me to kill people
I'm under your bed.

All these haikus were
All off the top of my mind
As was this, here one.

 

[Ironsouled]

Haiku's, pathetic
I can make them on the fly
Who needs them at all?

Haiku's on all words
Pentasyllabic is quite
Pentasyllabic

There, two in the space of about 15 seconds.
If someone has made similar ones, I apologize to whoever.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Field full of holes
Causing all sorts of trouble
Hunt down the gophers.

Get ready, suit up
Now is the time to party
Barney, Marshel, Tedd.

Searching the mountains
Predator tracking its prey
Try to cut it off.

Building made of brick
Chimney billowing white smoke
Manufactoring.

Robin stands waiting
Listening for his meal
Catch a dirty worm.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

A tribute to Army of Darkness:

drift, key from the sky!
a lonely ash in Avalon
probes unholy soil

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Slowly revealed
Multi-colored sunrise sky
Mountains shine brightly.

Hopping on the ground
Sparrow searching for some seed
Find a bug or two.

Find a rock to skip
Flat, round, and smooth as can be
I got fifteen skips.

Waves rocking gently
Sitting on the lake side dock
Watching boats pass by.

Swallows catching bugs
Found their jackpot by the lake
Diving high and low.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Snow falling sideways
Coming quickly towards me
Blizard engolfs me.

Link sneaking around
Careful not to alert guards
Search for hidden key.

Shoot guards with arrows
Quickly capture Triforce Gems
Before time runs out.

Trip to Fort Batoche
See life as it used to be
Fort Carlton next.

Buildings kept in shape
Accurate to what they were
History maintained.