Half-Man, Half-Animal, All Awesome.

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Jharry5

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Either a chameleon, for the camoflage (sp?); or a hawk for the flight and swoop attacks.
But, the Harris Hawk shares a name with me, so that might be a problem...
 

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GodsOneMistake said:
1/4 Eagle 1/4 shark 1/2 man... Ha beat the system

Flying fucking man shark.... What's cooler than that
Take the "Flying Man Shark" concept, stick in the title of this thread (with a few subtle modifications) as a subtitle and you'd have a fine concept for a film!

Flying Man Shark : Part-man, Part-Animal, All-Awesome.

I'd chose a Komodo Dragon. It's vision may be lacking in some aspects but it still has it's advantages. Plus, you have the word dragon in your name, even if you aren't actually able to breath fire. :)
 

Ultrajoe

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Oh please, the one and only choice is bear. Something about 8 feet of wisecrakin' terror just screams to me as 'awesome'. Would look a little stupid, especially on me, but I think its worth the ability to toss around small vehicles.

If I had to go glassy eyed romantic, i'd really have to pick fox or lynx for just how awesome that would look.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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GodsOneMistake said:
needausername said:
GodsOneMistake said:
1/4 Eagle 1/4 shark 1/2 man... Ha beat the system

Flying fucking man shark.... What's cooler than that
Not much, except you would suffocate either above water or under it, and you would probably have a shark face, might be kinda hard to get a girlfriend...
Well i got lungs and gills... So hah... And chicks dig wings so i'm all set lol
Shark reproductive organs...

(Hint: they're different from mammals.)
 

tehweave

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Wolf. I would be completely nocturnal, and use my powers of the wolf to kill all.
 

GodsOneMistake

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ThrobbingEgo said:
GodsOneMistake said:
needausername said:
GodsOneMistake said:
1/4 Eagle 1/4 shark 1/2 man... Ha beat the system

Flying fucking man shark.... What's cooler than that
Not much, except you would suffocate either above water or under it, and you would probably have a shark face, might be kinda hard to get a girlfriend...
Well i got lungs and gills... So hah... And chicks dig wings so i'm all set lol
Shark reproductive organs...

(Hint: they're different from mammals.)
Well fuck if everyone wants to be so damn realistic ...... Shark teeth, shark sense of smell, eagle eyes, eagle wings, eagle talons , and my fucking amazing hair, and penis... So ha.

Oh ya lungs and Gills... And the cool stomach with tiny little pebbles that birds have
 

guardian001

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Gormourn said:
Does it have to be an "animal"? Can it be a fish or an insect or something?
Animal is anything that isn't a plant... it includes fish, insects, and basically anything that doesn't get energy through photosynthesis.

OT, I would definitely chose a spider. They're venomous, the can climb walls, and they can spin webs.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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GodsOneMistake said:
Well fuck if everyone wants to be so damn realistic ...... Shark teeth, shark sense of smell, eagle eyes, eagle wings, eagle talons , and my fucking amazing hair, and penis... So ha.
Do you really want to be swimming with sharks with that wee chunk of mammalian-meat dangling about?
 

ita6cgr

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I would have thought the answer would be simples? Meerkat. No-one suspects the cute ones hehe ;-)
 

GodsOneMistake

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ThrobbingEgo said:
GodsOneMistake said:
Well fuck if everyone wants to be so damn realistic ...... Shark teeth, shark sense of smell, eagle eyes, eagle wings, eagle talons , and my fucking amazing hair, and penis... So ha.
Do you really want to be swimming with sharks with that wee chunk of mammalian-meat dangling about?
"FLYING" man shark
 

ThrobbingEgo

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guardian001 said:
Gormourn said:
Does it have to be an "animal"? Can it be a fish or an insect or something?
Animal is anything that isn't a plant... it includes fish, insects, and basically anything that doesn't get energy through photosynthesis.
Um fungi, bacteria, and protists anyone? It's not about photosynthesis, it's about cell structure.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Half Shark. They are a surfers worst nightmare. So I get lots a teeth and I scare half of the west coast population. It's a win-win.
 

Simon Hadow

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Simple: I would be half Zombie Kitten, Smoker style so I have the long, ensnaring tongue, but with a cats little fishhook hairs, it would completley shreddify... okay, I'm going to go play Left 4 Dead now!