Half-Man, Half-Animal, All Awesome.

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PersianLlama

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Ultrajoe said:
Oh please, the one and only choice is bear. Something about 8 feet of wisecrakin' terror just screams to me as 'awesome'. Would look a little stupid, especially on me, but I think its worth the ability to toss around small vehicles.
Win. A bear would completely kill anything in it's way. Except Manbearpig...Maybe that would be the better option.
 

Xanadu84

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Jokes on almost all of you, when you become half animal, you get all the wrong half traits!

Turtle gets stubby tail and inability to get off its back, birds lose there arms and have hollow bones, Sharks get a sensitive nose and there bones are replaced by cartilage, and so on and so on.Oh, and the Manbearpigs? You fall asleep in the winter, and everyone knows your delicious.
 

twistedshadows

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BudZer said:
I knew you knew, but I wanted to make the joke anyway. And I also had the bizzare feeling that once I addressed you with gender, I would be wrong.

And On Topic: I suppose it would be pretty cool to be part sheep as then I would always be warm.
Circumstances do seem to turn out that way quite often.
Being part sheep is all very well, but what if you lived in the desert? Having fleece stuck to you might not seem so appealing anymore.
The original turtle idea with all of it's retractable abilities is looking up.
 

Trivun

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I'd be an animal all on my own, combining the best bits of most animals. Wings from an eagle, sight of a hawk, speed of a cheetah, and air speed of a peregrine falcon (can't be ebaten :D). Psychic abilities, if allowed, if not then never mind. Ability to breathe underwater (although I'd prefer gills to be invisible), and regeneration ability that some animals have, such as the frog. Basically that sort of thing, but best bits from anywhere :)
 

Christemo

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uh, thats a hard one. id probably go with either a bald eagle or a iberian lynx <----- CUTE (sorry, that was a bit feminine).
 

FredFredburgur

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GodsOneMistake said:
1/4 Eagle 1/4 shark 1/2 man... Ha beat the system

Flying fucking man shark.... What's cooler than that
but what if you were 1/2 eagle, 1/2 shark and 1/2 man, that's double the shark and eagle making you even double as awesome. Think about it.