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SaineRaine

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Beltom1066 said:
Half bat. You get wings, claws and sonar, it's all around win.
Until someone screams at you. You could never go to a concert ever again/ You'd die because of the super hearing.
 

Fingerprint

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Either a cat so I could have the nick name of "Mephistopheles" or some kind of bird-of-prey so I could fly... a Peregrine Falcon perhaps.
 

GyroCaptain

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Flying squirrel, except I'd probably look like a fool? Then again, the odds of me being the only one to be in the situation if possible in the first place would be low, so I'd get to mock the half-weasels and half-ostriches. Not much wrong with classic minotaur traits, either, except supremely annoying air travel with your head getting stuck. Dragons are choice #1 followed by gryphons if myth is allowed, obviously.
 

Datalord

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Brigadier bug, imagine having the power to fart fire over a 10 meter radius behind you, recover from almost any injury, and fly.
 

theCMNDER

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Half man, half Pikachu because FUCK YEA!

Warning: If your head hurts after reading this post you may have suffered brain damage, please report to the nearest hospital immediately.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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GruntOwner said:
Dutchie_Diatribe said:
A Leoplurodon, They are magical.
... So you wanna be half plushie?
Shun! Shun the non-believer! Shhhhhunnnn-ah!

Edit: Wow, I've lost faith in crowd-sourcing. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leoplurodon
 

Beltom

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SaineRaine said:
Beltom1066 said:
Half bat. You get wings, claws and sonar, it's all around win.
Until someone screams at you. You could never go to a concert ever again/ You'd die because of the super hearing.
Hmm, that's a good point, I'll just stick to the claws and wings then.
 

new_age_reject

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captain awesome 12 said:
new_age_reject said:
Half man, half bear, half pig...
Mathematically impossible. =P

Half leopard. Stealthy, claws, jaws, excellent vision, tree climbing, speed, agility.
I can be one and a half people if I want!
I shall be manbearpig!
 

PirateKing

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A shark. Unlimited supply of sharp teeth, extremely powerful jaws, breathe underwater, tough skin.
Or maybe an eagle or some kind of bird. It would just be fun to fly.