Halo: Reach ZP predictions thread.

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

I once tried halo odst and after 30 mins i found the game boring and not very different from other generic FPSs.

Annnnnnd there's your problem. You need to play Halo: CE, Halo 2 and Reach. Also remember it was Halo that started the whole terrible regenerating health thing so they weren't exactly generic back in the day.

Now Halo 3 sucked (expletive deleted) but the first two and the last one are all relatively good games.

OT: Yahtzee will speak with a British accent.

 

[Canid117]

He is going to call it generic shit. It's Halo after all.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

He will present the game. make fun of fanboys. give it one ounce of praise, tear it down to it's core. Make a snippy comment. Insist it could of been better or something like that and fan boys are already blinded to cheify might and bought the game wither he liked it or not.

roll credits

 

[Misterian]

I'd say it'd be alot like his Halo 3 review.

Either that, or he doesn't review it at all.

I'd rather see him retrospec Hitman, no offense.

 

[ecoho]

uhm im gonna predict that he'll actualy like it and say all the halo games should have been this good with their stories, but i think im gonna be in the minority here.

 

[hclarke15]

Yeah, and heroic is too annoying. Playing heroic mode alone isn't hard, but your gonna spent 2 hours on every mission if your not a halo veteran getting bitched to death by everything. Just because you can beat a game on a given difficulty doesn't mean its the most enjoyable way to do it.

Lol try solo legendary, good players are in for some 4 plus hour levels

 

[The Bandit]

He's going to tear the story to shreds. That's pretty much a given. He'll also probably say "just go watch my Halo 3 review while riding a jetpack."

I hope he mentions the post credits ending, though. I really think that was a huge leap forward in video game story telling, the rest of the story notwithstanding.

 

[hclarke15]

It's popular?

IMMEDIATELY SUCKS

That's Yahtzee 95 percent of the time for you.

Wow good point now that I think of it Yahtzee is extreme hipster.

 

[sgtshock]

I predict Yahtzee will be putting the finishing touches on his Halo Reach review, see this thread, become furious at people guessing on how he'll do his job, then immediately scrap it out of spite and write a different review for some old game he likes.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

I once tried halo odst and after 30 mins i found the game boring and not very different from other generic FPSs.

Annnnnnd there's your problem. You need to play Halo: CE, Halo 2 and Reach. Also remember it was Halo that started the whole terrible regenerating health thing so they weren't exactly generic back in the day.

Now Halo 3 sucked (expletive deleted) but the first two and the last one are all relatively good games.

OT: Yahtzee will speak with a British accent.

I knew my post would have a giant target on it if i added my experiance in the halo series.

*sigh* I would try the older halos if my xbox hadn't red ringed while playing the first fable and after i got it fixed i have a fear of putting xbox games in (not 360 those are fine but fallout 3 and oblivion freeze all the time on me )

second: I work at hell-mart and wish to spend my money more wisely than on a game from a series where a i did not find a previous game fun.

 

[salinv]

The text gets in the way of the crosshair during multiplayer. For fucks sake, I was having a hard time in SWAT because the damn text covered up my reticle half the time.

Shallow, dull characters. Not enough time to get attached to any of them. Not as if we would have anyways. Kat is a crazy *****, Carter is average joe, Emile is vaguely racist stereotype, Jun is boring and Jorge, the only mildly likable one, doesn't stick around long enough for anyone to remember.

Regenerating Health

Short Campaign with no coherent structure.

Then again, since when has the Halo series been known for story?

 

[Siuki]

Something about Fanboys, short campaign, doesn't care about multiplayer, etc
I hope he says something about not knowing who the hell is talking in a cutscene. There's like 6 dudes wearing full face masks, and I'm suppost to know who's telling me his dramatic and important character back story bit. Kinda skewed the story for me a bit.
I still dont know is Noble 6 is a mute or not.

He isn't. He talks a bit, and sounds kind of like Carter. Jorge sounds gruff and British, Kat has an accent, Jun's Asian (he's played by an Indian), Carter has a voice that sounds like he's been in other shooters, and Emile's just Black.

 

[MrGalactus]

Something about Fanboys, short campaign, doesn't care about multiplayer, etc
I hope he says something about not knowing who the hell is talking in a cutscene. There's like 6 dudes wearing full face masks, and I'm suppost to know who's telling me his dramatic and important character back story bit. Kinda skewed the story for me a bit.
I still dont know is Noble 6 is a mute or not.

He isn't. He talks a bit, and sounds kind of like Carter. Jorge sounds gruff and British, Kat has an accent, Jun's Asian (he's played by an Indian), Carter has a voice that sounds like he's been in other shooters, and Emile's just Black.

...I dont know which is which. I know that kat is the name of the one that

Spoiler

dies

but only because of these forums. For all I knew it could've been the same one talking out a conversation with several fake accents while the others stood there reacting at the perfect times as if it were choreographed very, very well.

 

[lapan]

What is there to predict? It will be like always, he will make a few jokes about the fanbase, list every single fault with the game and wrap that up with even more jokes.

 

[Siuki]

Something about Fanboys, short campaign, doesn't care about multiplayer, etc
I hope he says something about not knowing who the hell is talking in a cutscene. There's like 6 dudes wearing full face masks, and I'm suppost to know who's telling me his dramatic and important character back story bit. Kinda skewed the story for me a bit.
I still dont know is Noble 6 is a mute or not.

He isn't. He talks a bit, and sounds kind of like Carter. Jorge sounds gruff and British, Kat has an accent, Jun's Asian (he's played by an Indian), Carter has a voice that sounds like he's been in other shooters, and Emile's just Black.

...I dont know which is which. I know that kat is the name of the one that

Spoiler

dies

but only because of these forums. For all I knew it could've been the same one talking out a conversation with several fake accents while the others stood there reacting at the perfect times as if it were choreographed very, very well.

I know. I couldn't tell at first if Noble Six was speaking or not. Pretty much all of Noble Team except for Jun

Spoiler

dies

 

[MrGalactus]

Something about Fanboys, short campaign, doesn't care about multiplayer, etc
I hope he says something about not knowing who the hell is talking in a cutscene. There's like 6 dudes wearing full face masks, and I'm suppost to know who's telling me his dramatic and important character back story bit. Kinda skewed the story for me a bit.
I still dont know is Noble 6 is a mute or not.

He isn't. He talks a bit, and sounds kind of like Carter. Jorge sounds gruff and British, Kat has an accent, Jun's Asian (he's played by an Indian), Carter has a voice that sounds like he's been in other shooters, and Emile's just Black.

...I dont know which is which. I know that kat is the name of the one that

Spoiler

dies

but only because of these forums. For all I knew it could've been the same one talking out a conversation with several fake accents while the others stood there reacting at the perfect times as if it were choreographed very, very well.

I know. I couldn't tell at first if Noble Six was speaking or not. Pretty much all of Noble Team except for Jun

Spoiler

dies

Yeah I know but the

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death

you didn't see coming 15 miles away with searchlights and sirens attached to it was Kats

 

[RandomWords]

Its Yahtzee...so I predict he will bash it into the ground despite how good things were this time around.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

He shall destroy it. Most people didn't really enjoy the campaign but gave it high rating because of the awesome multiplayer. Since he doesn't play multiplayer, he'll undoubtedly write the game down as "over-rated" and then proceed to beat it with a stick.

 

[Tonythion]

He will ignore the multiplayer explaining how he has no friends so Multiplayer or firefight is boring.

Then he will go on how they all look generic, and how fanboys fawn over the game like men do a triple cunted hooker. He will go on to say how its melodramatic because ...of how it ends... and that the characters are not drawn out so they are not that likable. Everything he said about Halo three. He will also rant about how the promo movies where over dramatic and boring.

I will still watch and laugh even though I love Halo and Halo Reach.