Happy Canada Day!

[Smagmuck_]

Funny how I could probably make a 4th of July thread and it'd either get locked, or I'd get called an idiot or worse for being an American... Sometimes I think this thread is biased... -.-

Anyway! Happy Canada Day!

 

[Commissar Sae]

Ummmm Yay Canada! Not really a huge nationalist, but I guess that comes from having a seperatist dad. Ah well went to a barbeque so thats plenty of celebration for me.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Happy Canada day. Anyone here catch the Royals at Parliament Hill? I didn't, but people who did were saying it was the best Canada Day ever.

Same couldn't be said about the two fatalities in two car crashes that happened not three minutes drive from my house.

 

[Drtfgf5]

AW GOLLY GEE THANKS.
I live in Alberta and Canada Day is so fun...
Elephant ears!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

FUCK YEAH!

Happy Canada Day!

*sips Vodka and salutes to fireworks outside the window*

The only day I go 100% patriot.

Funny how I could probably make a 4th of July thread and it'd either get locked, or I'd get called an idiot or worse for being an American... Sometimes I think this thread is biased... -.-

Dude, I'm cool with Americans. You could start a thread and I would cheer you on in it.

*lifts half empty vodka bottle*

To North America, home to two great countries!

*glug, collapse*

 

[lacktheknack]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

I could write a whole paper on why the economy of the US is not doing nearly as bad as people seem to think it is. Why the debt is still manageable, and in fact could be in decent enough shape (even if the US does in fact owe the largest amount we have a giant dinosaur dick sized economy). Seriously the GDP of the US might be down, but it still dwarfs that of China, and takes the entire EU to eclipse it, and only then by a few measly billion.

The real worrying thing isn't how things are, but how congress can drive them pretty quickly if they don't get off their collective asses and stop trying to dick each other harder. At this point I would just settle for doing their damned jobs and stop pretending screwing everyone over to screw over the other party is somehow in peoples best interest.

You sure know how to suck the fun out of back-and-forth jabbing.

Sorry about that. I blame it all on the beiber fever. The beiber has infected my mind with horribleness.

Edit: There I fixed the post as well as my beiber addled mind could.

Canada does not apologize for unleashing the Biebs upon the world. >

 

[lacktheknack]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

It's all cool. We have more then trees, seal clubbing, and oil sands to work with. It'll work out in the end. Especially with the awesomeness of 10 times the explosive force behind it.

Touche. But as far as I can see, you'll never get your lumber, seal fur, or delicious tarry oil without the awesomeness that is Canada. You're at our mercy. After all, who could live without them seal fur jackets?

 

[Camaranth]

Does the Escapist have no Canadian pride?

Well actually, I'm Irish and I live in Pittsburgh. Also, it's my birthday. Mind you, there are a fair few people from Canada that I like, actors and comedians and such-like. However, there is no greater Canadian than the man himself, Canada-Man!

That said, why isn't Graham from LRR in here?

Probably cause he's kicking back at the lake with a cold one waiting for the fireworks to start, which is where every other Canadian either is or wishing they were.

(stupid living experiments need to be taken care of grumble grumble)

But now I'm going to party like I'm 144!

Good for you, sir! And good for him! I'm going to party like I'm 30! 'Cause...I am! So there! Hwah!

(What's it like, partying like you're 144?)

I expected slow with a bunch of broken hips but damn these 14th decaders can move and probably drink you 3rd decaders under the table! it was a good party