Hola!
Like many lonely and mildly depressed single people, I will be attempting to spend the cold and lonely night finding solace at the bottom of a warm bottle of whiskey.
Only... I've been sat here for the past hour, and I haven't even opened the bottle yet. See, I like being drunk. It's the only reason I drink, sure as hell ain't 'cos it tastes nice.
But drinking alone, and being drunk alone, is just boring.
But being drunk makes me feel better!
Such a quandary.
... oh well.
Like many lonely and mildly depressed single people, I will be attempting to spend the cold and lonely night finding solace at the bottom of a warm bottle of whiskey.
Only... I've been sat here for the past hour, and I haven't even opened the bottle yet. See, I like being drunk. It's the only reason I drink, sure as hell ain't 'cos it tastes nice.
But drinking alone, and being drunk alone, is just boring.
But being drunk makes me feel better!
Such a quandary.
... oh well.