Harry Potter The Eighth Book

[shwnbob]

OK I know their isn't actually 8 books but if their was a new book what do you all think would happen in it?

 

[hopeneverdies]

Whatever the fangirls begged for.

 

[SprodeMaster]

800 Pages with "Gotcha!" written over and over.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Harry Potter and the cup of tea.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

Probably something to fill the gap between the end of Book 7 and the Epilogue.

 

[Legion]

Well seeing as the last book never explained what Harry did for a living when he grew up I'd say it'd be called:

"Harry Potter and The Assistant Accountant".

Due to the fact that Harry is worthless as a wizard (seriously, everything he does is by luck and helpful people) he'd be forced to get a job as a muggle in the banking industry.

 

[Wilfy]

Screw you, I'm rich. And maybe a pretty picture of a unicorn.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

Mock the week ? or you just making that up

Harry Potter Get's An ASBO

 

[sky14kemea]

Harry Potter and the cup of tea.

>_>

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

<_<

which one is better? i honestly cant decide XD

 

[Xvito]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

jk rowling would confirm the my immortal story as canon just to fuck with the fans

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

Mock the week ? or you just making that up

Harry Potter Get's An ASBO

Probably repressed Mock the Week memories. I thought I was making it up.

 

[D_987]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

Are you just going to troll and act sarcastic the whole time or are you going to actually contribute - all I've seen you post is effectively "this thread sucks"...

 

[theStrachan]

Harry potter and the one where snape kills dumbledore..... If anyone cries spoiler I may have to reach into the internets and slap them with my digital hand

 

[stormcaller]

Harry Potter and the Shotgun, aimed at his face. Held by me.

I guess I've never actually read the books so I might like it if I read it, but jesus! They're thick enough to beat cows to death with!

 

[Hazy]

Harry Potter and the Seedy Drug Addiction.

 

[Mockingjay]

Magic.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

Mock the week ? or you just making that up

Harry Potter Get's An ASBO

Probably repressed Mock the Week memories. I thought I was making it up.

It sounds a bit like one of the Mock the week quotes but it's probably made up by you anyway

 

[Hitman 43]

800 Pages with "Gotcha!" written over and over.

Funny.