Harry Potter The Eighth Book

[bluegriffin8]

Harry Potter Goes to Grad School

 

[UberMore]

Harry Potter and The Cripling Striff of Re-instated Virginity

Harry Potter and The Sex Tape of Doom

Harry Potter and The Golden Turd of Destiny

Harry Potter vs Mr T

I do like the books, or did. Never bothered with the last book though...I do need new stuff to read, so I might give it a go...

 

[Hitman 43]

Harry Potter and the Shotgun, aimed at his face. Held by me.

I guess I've never actually read the books so I might like it if I read it, but jesus! They're thick enough to beat cows to death with!

Atleast they're great books.

 

[Legion]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

'The unnecessary sequel' is already used by the parody book series "Barry Trotter".

Also if you don't like Harry Potter then why bother coming into a Harry Potter thread, let alone commenting in it. That's just trolling.

 

[Arrers]

It will be about pandering to fans and it will be called Harry Potter and The Milking of the Franchise.

 

[G1eet]

Harry Potter and the Necessary Vasectomy.

 

[The_Echo]

Albus-Severus Potter and the Son of Voldemort. A follow-up based around his son, who has the stupidest name ever. It'll sell tons, though, no matter what.

 

[Kogarian]

Harry Potter and the MILF Hermione.

It'll be about Harry's affair with Hermione when they're thirty. It ends when Ron finds out and they duel to the death with their 'wands'.

...or maybe that was the setting of a porno I watched.

 

[Xvito]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

Are you just going to troll and act sarcastic the whole time or are you going to actually contribute - all I've seen you post is effectively "this thread sucks"...

Um... I believe that your eyes aren't functioning properly. I said the books sucked, not the thread.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Harry Potter and the Divorce Attorney.

Harry Potter and the Stoned Prisoner Prince of the Chamber of Hallowed Goblet. Pheonix.

In all seriousness though, something to fill the void between Book 7 and the epilogue would be nice.

 

[Stein Inge]

Harry Potter and the Shotgun, aimed at his face. Held by me.

I guess I've never actually read the books so I might like it if I read it, but jesus! They're thick enough to beat cows to death with!

You avoid what could potentially be a great experience for you, because the books are too HEAVY? That has got to be one of the saddest things I've ever heard...

 

[Slacker2000]

The whole story is pointlessssssssssssss.(just like excessive S's) You go to school to learn magic that your not to use outside of school or even in the school without supervision. All the books are just one giant oxymoron... LOTR, it's good cause the author is dead and there won't be any more.

 

[D_987]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

Are you just going to troll and act sarcastic the whole time or are you going to actually contribute - all I've seen you post is effectively "this thread sucks"...

Um... I believe that your eyes aren't functioning properly. I said the books sucked, not the thread.

Seriously, are you that blind to your own insults?

"Who cares" - those words alone are effectively commenting on the thread in question and claiming "who cares about this topic" which means your insulting the thread itself.

Why would you come into a thread about Harry Potter to tell everyone you don't like Harry Potter - thats also trolling - now I'm going to ignore your no doubt moronic reply because you might get the impression your a "successful" troll, when its really rather obvious...

 

[elbryan108]

Harry Potter and the Author who milked a premise dry.

Assuming that there was an eighth book.

 

[Xvito]

The unnecessary sequel much?

Also, the books about Harry Potter & co are pretty lame so... Who cares?

Are you just going to troll and act sarcastic the whole time or are you going to actually contribute - all I've seen you post is effectively "this thread sucks"...

Um... I believe that your eyes aren't functioning properly. I said the books sucked, not the thread.

Seriously, are you that blind to your own insults?

"Who cares" - those words alone are effectively commenting on the thread in question and claiming "who cares about this topic" which means your insulting the thread itself.

Why would you come into a thread about Harry Potter to tell everyone you don't like Harry Potter - thats also trolling - now I'm going to ignore your no doubt moronic reply because you might get the impression your a "successful" troll, when its really rather obvious...

I didn't notice that...

Well, in that case I'm sorry.

I'm just really, really tired... And a bit grumpy.

Although I have to disagree with you about not commenting in a thread about Harry Potter if you don't like Harry Potter. Isn't it better if everyone's opinion is heard?

 

[cobra_ky]

i think J.K Rowling should hold a press conference to announce she's completed the 8th and (truly) final book. after presenting the manuscript to the applause of adoring fans, she suddenly and without warning sets the only copy on fire and then shoots herself in the head.

That, or just Harry as an auror, traveling the world and kicking dark wizard ass.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

Harry Potter and the Uni partys.
That would be pretty cool, having Uni partys wizard style.

 

[Snugglebunny]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

I totally got it "Harry Potter applies for a Fixed Rate Mortage." Or maybe "Harry Potter and his AARP membership expiration" or perhaps a pulse pounding thriller!? "Harry Potter and the Homeowners Association!" The drama!

 

[WrongSprite]

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

Ever read Barry Trotter? It's a parody of HP that's essentially his midlife crisis.