Harry Potter The Eighth Book

[Berethond]

Magic.

Thank you Captain Obvious!

 

[Lazzi]

Harry Potter and the MILF Hermione.

It'll be about Harry's affair with Hermione when they're thirty. It ends when Ron finds out and they duel to the death with their 'wands'.

...or maybe that was the setting of a porno I watched.

*dies from laughter*

 

[Haydyn]

Pages of money to make up for the fact hard working citizens have to put up with die hard fans of a childrens book series.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

It'll probably turn out that Voldemort turned into a zombie and kills Hogwarts and Harry has to team up with some normal people with shotguns because magic is fucking useless against the undead. I'd read it as long as Harry dies of blood loss from a self-inflicted shotgun foot wound.

 

[stormcaller]

Harry Potter and the Shotgun, aimed at his face. Held by me.

I guess I've never actually read the books so I might like it if I read it, but jesus! They're thick enough to beat cows to death with!

You avoid what could potentially be a great experience for you, because the books are too HEAVY? That has got to be one of the saddest things I've ever heard...

You misunderstand. I already have a dislike of Harry Potter because of the movies and to me going through that much of something I already don't like seems stupid.

 

[metagross111]

Harry Potter Finally Gets Laid

 

[JimmieDean]

"Harry Potter sits down and reads a fantasy novel series that is actually good and in doing so realizes that his entire existence is a pointless waste of the worlds collective mind."

I could see that.. its a long title but it fits.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Turns out Harry has part of Voldemort's psyche in his mind and his spirit is ripped in to two parts or something...

 

[JimmieDean]

"Harry Potter waves his giant wads of cash at all the people who bought into this lame series"

Again long title but appropriate.

 

[KValentine]

Harry Potter Attempts to Win Over the Twilight Fangirls

 

[sharks9]

Well seeing as the last book never explained what Harry did for a living when he grew up I'd say it'd be called:

"Harry Potter and The Assistant Accountant".

Due to the fact that Harry is worthless as a wizard (seriously, everything he does is by luck and helpful people) he'd be forced to get a job as a muggle in the banking industry.

actually J.K. rowling has said he becomes an Auror.

 

[yeah_so_no]

Harry Potter and the Cash Cow

 

[JimmieDean]

"Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling butt rape the fantasy genre"

wait no... nevermind that ones been out for awhile.

 

[lava_lamp]

Harry Potter: and the Revelation of Him Being Gay

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Harry Potter and the Murder Trial.

Being "The Chosen One" and drunk to boot can make you do stupid things I'm sure.

 

[Kogarian]

i think J.K Rowling should hold a press conference to announce she's completed the 8th and (truly) final book. after presenting the manuscript to the applause of adoring fans, she suddenly and without warning sets the only copy on fire and then shoots herself in the head.

That...would be so utterly kickass.

 

[Kogarian]

Harry Potter and the Aching Hemorroids

Harry Potter and the Magical Acid Trip

Harry Potter and the Adamant Prince Albert

Harry Potter and the Dreadful Divorce Case

Harry Potter and the Unfair Sex-Offender List

Harry Potter and the Chronic Disease

Harry Potter and the Muggle Gang

Harry Potter and the Serpentine Supremacy Group

 

[NeutralDrow]

The eighth Harry Potter book will be a world encyclopedia. That's if you don't count Tales of Beedle the Bard as a prequel.