Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?

[That_Which_Isnt]

I've got more wounds than I'd like to talk about

 

[Insanum]

Err, Ive sustained Minor injuries working in a kitchen, But that was about it.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Nope.

I tend to avoid conflicts and pissing people off.

 

[THAC0]

I was stabbed in the arm with a saber when i was a teenager.

 

[Blow_Pop]

minor burns from working in a kitchen and working on cars but otherwise no.
oh and I split my left knee open in girl scouts.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I've been burnt (my own fault) and stabbed by a pencil. Not exactly life threatenting though.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I was shot with a B.B gun once when I was about eight.

 

[Radeonx]

Burnt by stoves and ovens, yes, and I've been stabbed in the arm with a knife.

 

[El Poncho]

Eh I got minor burns in chemistry when I forgot I was just boiling the beaker I picked up in chemistry.

 

[Jedamethis]

burnt, stabbed, and shot in one of my hands, unlucky thing that it is....

 

[Cowabungaa]

I got threatened with a knife when I was 8 or 9 or something. Pretty much lost my ability to make real friends back then, ever since that event I never let anyone get really close to me. Never actually been physically wounded by anyone by myself though, just mentally.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Nope haven't gotten any injuries which were inflicted by another person. Although I did break all of my fingers and both of my thumbs, but that was my fault. Sort of.

 

[WrongSprite]

Eh I got minor burns in chemistry when I forgot I was just boiling the beaker I picked up in chemistry.

Not as silly as me in chem, I managed to forget I was holding a tube of acid, and poured it all over myself.

On the first day of 6th form.

=[

 

[Torque669]

Stabbed in the eye by a soldering iron, Had a bit off my ear chopped off and I probably cant have a child after having my balls kicked by a steel toecap boot.

 

[Danpascooch]

I've got more wounds than I'd like to talk about

Then why make a thread about it? lol

I havn't recieved any big wounds, although every time I take a step there's a *click* in my neck....probably should get that checked out

EDIT: Oh, I just saw that you mentioned diced in the title, yes, I was diced a few years ago, as of now I consist of a bunch of tiny cubes of meat, typing is pretty hard

 

[Stoic raptor]

Once, my sister slammed the door really hard on my finger. My fingernail turned black then fell off after about a week.

 

[PuppetMaster]

I've been stabbed in the foot, shoulder and knee

 

[A Weary Exile]

I almost drowned in my pool once, scary shit.