Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?
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When I had to do Archery in high school PE class, I got injured in an interesting way because my cheap-ass school refuses to outfit students with safety equipment.
See, the bow I was using was subpar and the shelf was slanted, so the arrow kept sliding down and I kept poking it back into place. When I finally shot it off, a shard of one of the plastic flights (the "feathers") got embedded in my left index finger. I didn't notice until a few shots later, when the bow started to slip out of my hand due to what I thought was sweat but turned out to be blood streaming from my hand. So I had to pull a two-inch shard of corrugated plastic out of my hand, and then walk to the nurse for disinfectant and a band-aid while bleeding everywhere.
And that is why you're supposed to wear gloves and armguards during archery.
See, the bow I was using was subpar and the shelf was slanted, so the arrow kept sliding down and I kept poking it back into place. When I finally shot it off, a shard of one of the plastic flights (the "feathers") got embedded in my left index finger. I didn't notice until a few shots later, when the bow started to slip out of my hand due to what I thought was sweat but turned out to be blood streaming from my hand. So I had to pull a two-inch shard of corrugated plastic out of my hand, and then walk to the nurse for disinfectant and a band-aid while bleeding everywhere.
And that is why you're supposed to wear gloves and armguards during archery.
Someone left a hair straightener on in the bathroom and I was about to take a shower and noticed it there, I accepted the challenge of putting my dick between the clamps without burning myself but then I flinched and lost control, my dickis burnt underneath and on top and it hurts. Lol...
O-ho-ho; I am the walking master of disaster! My RT for the Royal Marines was full of stupid injuries, which while hilarious, were also fucking stupid.
Dartmoor is a shit place at the best of times and by 'best of times' I mean not in the rain, at -10 and in the dark. Leading a training patrol across the moors that night our mapman decided it'd be a genius idea to forget where we are ( Which, given his hands were shaking more than an epileptics, can be forgiven ), luckily I'd been keeping count by steps and roughly knew where we were - so as I'm walking forwards the guy behind hears: " 97, 98, 99, 3 miles, 1, 2, 3, 4, fi-'bangcrashthudwhumpsploosh'" Low and behold another fucking hole. I must have busted my ankle more than you could count on two hands.
( Useless info - we count too 100, because 1000 paces is roughly a mile, count to 100 ten times and you've got a mile; good way of keeping trace of where you are )
There's also the lovely encounter of tear gas - Corporal lines us up in one of the outhouses: "You say your number, rank, name and troop, you can exit" ofcourse, this sounds fine when we've got our gas-masks on. The moment we lift them it's a living fucking hell. Poor guy next to me was on his knees before he managed to mumble something that was roughly similar that which was asked. ( Best way to beat this, close your eyes and take a breath before hand, then exhale as you talk, I was out of that hut like a "mutha-fucka" )
Dartmoor is a shit place at the best of times and by 'best of times' I mean not in the rain, at -10 and in the dark. Leading a training patrol across the moors that night our mapman decided it'd be a genius idea to forget where we are ( Which, given his hands were shaking more than an epileptics, can be forgiven ), luckily I'd been keeping count by steps and roughly knew where we were - so as I'm walking forwards the guy behind hears: " 97, 98, 99, 3 miles, 1, 2, 3, 4, fi-'bangcrashthudwhumpsploosh'" Low and behold another fucking hole. I must have busted my ankle more than you could count on two hands.
( Useless info - we count too 100, because 1000 paces is roughly a mile, count to 100 ten times and you've got a mile; good way of keeping trace of where you are )
There's also the lovely encounter of tear gas - Corporal lines us up in one of the outhouses: "You say your number, rank, name and troop, you can exit" ofcourse, this sounds fine when we've got our gas-masks on. The moment we lift them it's a living fucking hell. Poor guy next to me was on his knees before he managed to mumble something that was roughly similar that which was asked. ( Best way to beat this, close your eyes and take a breath before hand, then exhale as you talk, I was out of that hut like a "mutha-fucka" )
Heh, brain surgery. I kid you not.
Do I win the Internets now?
Oh and a scar on the middle finger of my right hand if you want a more boring answer. I'd be more interested in the surgery part myself XD
Do I win the Internets now?
Oh and a scar on the middle finger of my right hand if you want a more boring answer. I'd be more interested in the surgery part myself XD
Hmm let's see.....
I had a kettle of boiling water spill over my left hand.
I got a large splinter from some ancient woodwork that went under my fingernail and out of the side of my finger :/
I stepped on a broken beer glass while barefoot wading a shallow river.
Got caught in a fairly minor gas oven explosion.
But no real major injuries amusingly.....
I had a kettle of boiling water spill over my left hand.
I got a large splinter from some ancient woodwork that went under my fingernail and out of the side of my finger :/
I stepped on a broken beer glass while barefoot wading a shallow river.
Got caught in a fairly minor gas oven explosion.
But no real major injuries amusingly.....
I have had boiling water poared over me while i was a baby,Burning my left arm and leg
Ive been stabbed in a mugging attempt
and i also have a slash in the palm of my hand from said mugging attempt.
Also getting stabbed wasnt as painful as i thought it would be, although i might of been in shock,also not much blood.
Ive been stabbed in a mugging attempt
and i also have a slash in the palm of my hand from said mugging attempt.
Also getting stabbed wasnt as painful as i thought it would be, although i might of been in shock,also not much blood.
Oh dear god, look at all the banned accounts! It's ironic in a way that old necrod threads look like a bloody graveyard!
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I broke half my body and sustained a serious head injury after being hit by a vehicle on october 27 2007; I don't actually remember being hit, but I was crippled for a few months.
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I broke half my body and sustained a serious head injury after being hit by a vehicle on october 27 2007; I don't actually remember being hit, but I was crippled for a few months.