Nope, none at all. Firstly, i'm a pacifist and i tend to be a nice person and not piss people off.
Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?
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I did get a rake shoved up my heel, it hurt every time i stepped with my left foot...
I'm also somewhat of an expert to accidently cut whenever we are making stuff outta wood. Worst occasion was when i cut a pretty nice amount of skin of my thumb and passed out for a weird reason(no it is not because i can't handle to see blood or w/e9). the funnist thing is that my friends told me that the teacher ignored them for like 2 minutes while i was passed out.
I'm also somewhat of an expert to accidently cut whenever we are making stuff outta wood. Worst occasion was when i cut a pretty nice amount of skin of my thumb and passed out for a weird reason(no it is not because i can't handle to see blood or w/e9). the funnist thing is that my friends told me that the teacher ignored them for like 2 minutes while i was passed out.
I got stabbed in the leg by the brake handle of my bike when i crashed. It didn't hurt that much, even though it hit the bone 
Been shot at stabbed several times. I still don't know why =/ I don't like conflict
broken fingers in wrestling.
fell against a cabinet just right that i split my lip. every time I smiled, it split again.
ummmm sword slice, only minor, training accident.
burned by boiling oil.
I got hit in the head and then for years had chronic nose bleeds that'd start whenever.
I think that's it
Been shot at stabbed several times. I still don't know why =/ I don't like conflict
broken fingers in wrestling.
fell against a cabinet just right that i split my lip. every time I smiled, it split again.
ummmm sword slice, only minor, training accident.
burned by boiling oil.
I got hit in the head and then for years had chronic nose bleeds that'd start whenever.
I think that's it
Oh dear and you are in the UK as well, and about the age of the guy I stabbed, I had better get outa here before you find Penzance on the map, not that that is likely what with it been bloody minuscule.Squid94 said:Mr Companion said:
No serious injuries, like at all.
In first school though, I was eating a sandwich at lunch and I bit into about half of my finger (in terms of depth, so from the opposite side of the nail down to about half the finger depth away from the nail). Only had to have a plaster on it but it hurt like a f*cking ***** when I was that young.
When I took the plaster off when it was still healing you could see the skin threading across (like it would look if you start sewing 2 bits of material back together), with hair-thin strands joining on either side.
Pretty pathetic, but it was the biggest thing I had when I was little I think. I did fall onto a concrete slab and scar the top of my ear though (and a big scar as much as it can be on your ear).
Needless to say, I've been kicked and punched in the balls too many times to count.
Good times.
In first school though, I was eating a sandwich at lunch and I bit into about half of my finger (in terms of depth, so from the opposite side of the nail down to about half the finger depth away from the nail). Only had to have a plaster on it but it hurt like a f*cking ***** when I was that young.
When I took the plaster off when it was still healing you could see the skin threading across (like it would look if you start sewing 2 bits of material back together), with hair-thin strands joining on either side.
Pretty pathetic, but it was the biggest thing I had when I was little I think. I did fall onto a concrete slab and scar the top of my ear though (and a big scar as much as it can be on your ear).
Needless to say, I've been kicked and punched in the balls too many times to count.
Good times.
Ive fallen off a Quad bike in some eygptian desert/mountains and Ripped open my right knee and my left arm, but didnt break anything shockingly.
It was if I remember rather funny when you think about it, I hit a bump the bike, going at high speeds, flips and in mid-air I go flying of upside down and the bike lands about 2 metres from me and I pass out for 3 seconds, or I was blinking.
Ive also been burnt, kicked in the nuts several times, hit in the head by balls(footballs, etc) fists and feet, stabbed, bit, split the back of my head open, shot in the leg and arm by a paintball gun and after all this ive only ever broke my right index finger.....Amazing considering my track record.
It was if I remember rather funny when you think about it, I hit a bump the bike, going at high speeds, flips and in mid-air I go flying of upside down and the bike lands about 2 metres from me and I pass out for 3 seconds, or I was blinking.
Ive also been burnt, kicked in the nuts several times, hit in the head by balls(footballs, etc) fists and feet, stabbed, bit, split the back of my head open, shot in the leg and arm by a paintball gun and after all this ive only ever broke my right index finger.....Amazing considering my track record.
Oh well... I live in a probably equally small village aswell. We have reached a stalemate!Mr Companion said:Oh dear and you are in the UK as well, and about the age of the guy I stabbed, I had better get outa here before you find Penzance on the map, not that that is likely what with it been bloody minuscule.Squid94 said:Mr Companion said:
I fell in a thorn bush in my payjamas.
I may have well have had nothing on.
EEEEEEEP!!!! Memories and pain return as one!
I may have well have had nothing on.
EEEEEEEP!!!! Memories and pain return as one!
I've had the back of my head split open by a piece of metal when I was 8 (i think), I've had my eybrow split open when someone threw something at my head (don't remember what it was), I've burned my back when several bullet casings went down my shirt during firearms training, I've had my forearm sliced open working as a prison guard in a maximum security prison in Texas, and while wrestling in a small-time wrestling promotion in Texas I took a botched chairshot that split my head open with blood flowing much faster than it should have been and I blacked out. Had to get several stitches in my head and I don't remember anything after the hit.
We did have fume hoods, however we needed to take a small amount to our induvigual lab tables. then theres the fact that she wasnt the brightest thign ever. Cute sweet girl, but not all the bright. Shes fine now and her sense of smell is unhinderd.tsb247 said:
While I was really concerd for her i couldnt help but laught behind her back!
Stabbed, burnt, maimed (a little) all within 5 mintues of each other, all from my awful cook of a past room mate. I was left with a 9 inch(!) scar down my back. After my sleeve court on fire, from his 'saubeere', he turned and stabbed me a little with his cheese knife whcih ripped up my hand a tad, then i fell through our new GLASS coffee table. Thus the bright pinky red seam running from my left shoulder nearly all the way to my right hip.
Don't let drunks cook. =[
Don't let drunks cook. =[