Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?

[NotAPie]

Not really burnt but I guess if you wanna call it that.
My mom was checking her van or something, I don't know much about cars but whatever it was she was doing, hot liquid ended up bursting out and it got me on my arm.
I was small but I remember that the skin on my arm was white for a while.

 

[Liam1390]

I've had my left thumbnail, and right index fingernails broken from parrot bites(sun conure, goffin's cockatoo), both right at the back of the fingernail under the skin. Scars on my forearm that came from two bites in a row of my blue fronted amazon. My right middle fingernail broken by my partners bad hand eye coordination with an attempted spike during a badminton match. A bow saw blade cut under my right index fingernail when I was blindly looking for it in my shed.
About two ounces of 375 degree oil on my hand during my high school baking and pastry class when I was frying up some dough and the idiot behind be tosses a piece of dough in the oil. Luckily only first degree from that.A burn during a college international cooking class from putting empanadas in the convection oven and attempting to arrange a couple while in the sheet is in the oven oven that left a scar between the thumb and index finger courtesy of the oven rack above. A few slices from my cooking knives, some while I was taking knives out of my knife kit. Having to relight a large burner, about 8 inches in diameter, don't know the BTU's, with only a cheap match restaurants and bars give out for free and having the hair on my hand burnt off during a class in college.
Lastly, a spring loaded lawn chair busted open my nose when I was five.
I've lived a relatively pain free life.

 

[Ace Jackson]

I set my hand on fire once. The notion of tissues being flammable had not yet occurred to me.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Hrrmm... broken wrist, twin head injuries, fell off a cliff twice (different cliffs), belly flopped from 20 feet up, impaled my toe, took a steel bar to my face, bite mark (human) on my hand, torn my groin, nearly got stung in the eye, scar from a table hitting my leg five years ago, 2nd degree sunburns, head set on fire.

Everything else has healed I think.

 

[CyberAkuma]

Having the habit of a chef (used ot work in a kitchen) I can pretty sure say that I've been burnt and sauteed and cut when accidents in the kitchen appear.
I've also been maced.
I've been shot at with paintballguns and soft airguns. Paintballs hurt like hell, I can tell you that much.

Been bitten by dogs, cats, tortoises, jellyfish and God knows what else.
I've broken two bones in my finger due to sports accident.


I don't feel the slightliest manlier because of this.

 

[SteakHeart]

I once had a surgery that left the side of my right eye looking red and swollen for a week. Yeah, not too manly.

 

[bigolbear]

Spoiler: spoiler'd for owch

heres the list:

shot once (22 hand gun, glancing blow to side of my gut - hurt like hell)
stabbed 3 times. (one in the back, one in the arm one in the face - eyebrow)
run over 3 times.
overdoesd once (drink spiked with coke and it made my stomach bleed.. a lot)
cut with katana. (training accident - one neat slice accross my abdomen)
dislocated shoulder. (another training accident)
broken arm. (yet another training accident)
torn tendens and cartelifge in my leg.. (take a guess)
had a pool cue broken over my face.
had a pintglass broken in my face.

Including various serious illness ive had (whooping cough and a mild stroke to name 2) ive been given 'less than a 25% chance of survival' by doctors on 7 different ocasons.

Addin up those odds gives me: aprox 0.002% chance of still being alive. either the medical profession knows bugger all, or im around for a reason.. go figure.

What the fuck kind of training do you do?!

judo, (ages 7 to 18)
kung fu, tiger and draqgon styles, (ages 15 to 25)
budo tai jutsu (ages 21 to 25)
jujitsu (ages 27 to 29)
tai chi (ages 21 to current)

oh and ive done a basic british army training course and a couple of doorman security courses.

basicly these days im a broken unfit old git that mostly just does a bit of gentle excersie and meditation. Ive also studied stuff like dim mak - chi and presure point manipulation and raiki and other forms of 'spiritual' healing.

 

[TheJim]

Lol I just re-read and saw the chemistry related ones. I spilled a benzene derivative on my wrist where the glove didn't meet the lab coat.

 

[Spacelord]

Spoiler: spoiler'd for owch

heres the list:

shot once (22 hand gun, glancing blow to side of my gut - hurt like hell)
stabbed 3 times. (one in the back, one in the arm one in the face - eyebrow)
run over 3 times.
overdoesd once (drink spiked with coke and it made my stomach bleed.. a lot)
cut with katana. (training accident - one neat slice accross my abdomen)
dislocated shoulder. (another training accident)
broken arm. (yet another training accident)
torn tendens and cartelifge in my leg.. (take a guess)
had a pool cue broken over my face.
had a pintglass broken in my face.

Including various serious illness ive had (whooping cough and a mild stroke to name 2) ive been given 'less than a 25% chance of survival' by doctors on 7 different ocasons.

Addin up those odds gives me: aprox 0.002% chance of still being alive. either the medical profession knows bugger all, or im around for a reason.. go figure.

What the fuck kind of training do you do?!

judo, (ages 7 to 18)
kung fu, tiger and draqgon styles, (ages 15 to 25)
budo tai jutsu (ages 21 to 25)
jujitsu (ages 27 to 29)
tai chi (ages 21 to current)

oh and ive done a basic british army training course and a couple of doorman security courses.

basicly these days im a broken unfit old git that mostly just does a bit of gentle excersie and meditation. Ive also studied stuff like dim mak - chi and presure point manipulation and raiki and other forms of 'spiritual' healing.

At which of those martial arts were you at risk at being cut across the abdomen with a fricking katana? I mean I can see how a broken arm or a dislocated shoulder can originate from either judo or jujitso, but training with a live fricking sword? :|

Wait, don't tell me: I'm going to have to go with budo tai jutsu: it sounds just esoteric enough to condone these sorts of practices. Am I anywhere in the ballpark?

 

[tsb247]

i guess that better than one of my old lab partners she sniffed a beaker filled with 6M sulfuric acid. She burn the inside of her nose just from the fumes.

OW! Did you have fume hoods available? Why would anyone sniff 6M sulfuric acid? That's some pretty strong shit!

We did have fume hoods, however we needed to take a small amount to our induvigual lab tables. then theres the fact that she wasnt the brightest thign ever. Cute sweet girl, but not all the bright. Shes fine now and her sense of smell is unhinderd.

While I was really concerd for her i couldnt help but laught behind her back!

I would have laughed too... That's a really dumb thing to do. It rates up there with mixing bleach and ammonia.

Why is it always the cute ones?

*sigh*

 

[manaman]

I used to tell the story about how I was cubbed and sewn back together. Then someone kindly informed me that making stories up really just makes me look lame and I should stop it.

Then I realized I was not the OP, and went back to being awesome. Seriously OP I have seen several of your threads and each and every one strikes me as something you either made up or ripped off.

On Topic: I have been stabbed and blown up. I also have had several surgeries. I burned my arm once as well. But that only made a quarter sized scar. I think the many scars along my left side and back are a little more interesting.

 

[shwnbob]

I stabbed myself in the hand by accident once.

 

[lacktheknack]

Dropped a knife and it stuck in the floor between my toes.

So no.

 

[bigolbear]

Spoiler: spoiler'd for owch

heres the list:

shot once (22 hand gun, glancing blow to side of my gut - hurt like hell)
stabbed 3 times. (one in the back, one in the arm one in the face - eyebrow)
run over 3 times.
overdoesd once (drink spiked with coke and it made my stomach bleed.. a lot)
cut with katana. (training accident - one neat slice accross my abdomen)
dislocated shoulder. (another training accident)
broken arm. (yet another training accident)
torn tendens and cartelifge in my leg.. (take a guess)
had a pool cue broken over my face.
had a pintglass broken in my face.

Including various serious illness ive had (whooping cough and a mild stroke to name 2) ive been given 'less than a 25% chance of survival' by doctors on 7 different ocasons.

Addin up those odds gives me: aprox 0.002% chance of still being alive. either the medical profession knows bugger all, or im around for a reason.. go figure.

What the fuck kind of training do you do?!

judo, (ages 7 to 18)
kung fu, tiger and draqgon styles, (ages 15 to 25)
budo tai jutsu (ages 21 to 25)
jujitsu (ages 27 to 29)
tai chi (ages 21 to current)

oh and ive done a basic british army training course and a couple of doorman security courses.

basicly these days im a broken unfit old git that mostly just does a bit of gentle excersie and meditation. Ive also studied stuff like dim mak - chi and presure point manipulation and raiki and other forms of 'spiritual' healing.

At which of those martial arts were you at risk at being cut across the abdomen with a fricking katana? I mean I can see how a broken arm or a dislocated shoulder can originate from either judo or jujitso, but training with a live fricking sword? :|

Wait, don't tell me: I'm going to have to go with budo tai jutsu: it sounds just esoteric enough to condone these sorts of practices. Am I anywhere in the ballpark?

yep yer right. tho for what its worth I did some weapons training in both the kungfu and the jujitsu as well. The kung fu being tradition weapons - like tiger hook swords and ratan, and the jujitsu being training against attack from a weapon - for example a knife if getting mugged.

I honestly consider the incident with the katana my fault. I should have known when and how to dodge the blow, having already spent a couple of years training with boken and blunted blades. I just misstimed the dodge a bit ;-)

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Pickaxe handle to the head. little bleeding, not even painful. I was about 6

 

[SovietSecrets]

Had my entire hand burned when I put it down on a stove, stabbed with a pen, and burnt my thumb quite a few times tipping a lighter down.

 

[scoHish]

Various burns, punctures, and slashes. Nothing all that exciting though.

 

[ikyda1]

got stabbed in leg when someone attempted to rob me (they didnt get anything)