Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?

[bigolbear]

heres the list:

shot once (22 hand gun, glancing blow to side of my gut - hurt like hell)
stabbed 3 times. (one in the back, one in the arm one in the face - eyebrow)
run over 3 times.
overdoesd once (drink spiked with coke and it made my stomach bleed.. a lot)
cut with katana. (training accident - one neat slice accross my abdomen)
dislocated shoulder. (another training accident)
broken arm. (yet another training accident)
torn tendens and cartelifge in my leg.. (take a guess)
had a pool cue broken over my face.
had a pintglass broken in my face.

Including various serious illness ive had (whooping cough and a mild stroke to name 2) ive been given 'less than a 25% chance of survival' by doctors on 7 different ocasons.

Addin up those odds gives me: aprox 0.002% chance of still being alive. either the medical profession knows bugger all, or im around for a reason.. go figure.

 

[Desert Warrior]

I've been hit by a Baseball bat when i was six i got seven scars and it still shows....Why do people say i look like Harry potter?!

 

[partfluff]

Been stabbed once by a robber. Got robbed too. \o/

 

[Swaki]

stabbed, or well grill forked, 3 1½ cm deep holes and lots of blood loss, and ive been burned twice in chef school (didn't graduate btw) ran over 2 times, been in a fight where i got my head smashed into a closet oh and once i got my arm cut up by a freak accident whit a machine made for cutting paper, it was a very shallow cut but i started bleeding like hell and i have one ugly scar.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Shot in the face with a bb gun, ice skate to the ankle, leg set on fire, shot in leg with a pistol, stabbed in the arm, and falling 2 stories down.

Yeah... Ive taken a lot of pain.

 

[Lynx]

How the hell do so many people get shot, run over, stabbed and burnt?
Sheesh...

Well.
- I've been shot by an airsoft at a range of 2 inches or something. Voluntarily.
- I've walked an entire day in boots where the leather has stiffened so bad, it scraped against the back of my feet and left two very deep and bleeding wounds.
- My fingers were once frostbitten.
- I've had a softball (which wasn't soft at all) shot at the middle of my shin.
And I have a tendency to get hit by footballs/basketballs in the head. >.<

 

[Rooster893]

You've been through a lot of crap, bigolbear.

 

[cathou]

lot's of burn and cuts from the kitchen, i burned the top of my foot on a stove when i was young. Also i once had a open fracture to the leg in a car accident

 

[Rooster893]

Shanked in the hand( Older brother was holding knife)
Shot in elbow( Father had air-soft gun)
Broken kneecap( I was a baby)

 

[mayney93]

i was stabbed by my little brother with a stanley knife it was about 3 inches from my artery it was accidental

 

[_Janny_]

I stuck my fingers into a lamp socket when I was a kid. Does that count? *hides in embarrassment*

Lovely title, btw, I'd love to see someone post that they got sauteed.

 

[tsb247]

i guess that better than one of my old lab partners she sniffed a beaker filled with 6M sulfuric acid. She burn the inside of her nose just from the fumes.

OW! Did you have fume hoods available? Why would anyone sniff 6M sulfuric acid? That's some pretty strong shit!

 

[tsb247]

- I was shot at by some kid with a .22 rifle who was trespassing on my property. He was a terrible shot, and I managed to even the score when I found him trespassing a few years later. I missed intentionally... A hit from a Mosin Nagant would most likely kill. Three shots straight into the ground - scared the hell out of him and he sped away on his ATV. I haven't seen him since.

- I once stabbed myself in the thumb while trying to open some clamshell packaging (that stuff is EVIL).

- I nearly inhaled some deadly gas when some oblivious students in one of my chemistry classes made chlorine by accident (right next to me).

- I've been shot by countless airsoft guns.

There are countless other injuries that I have sustained, but I can't remember them all. Hell, I cut myself on the corner of a shelf just last night at work.

 

[Rusman]

I took a glass bottle to the knee once in a night club, still got a cool scar to prove it.

The hilarious thing was I told my mate I was bleeding excessively and said I was gonna grab a cab to the hospital and he replied with "Yeah just after this song!"

 

[GuerrillaClock]

I nearly cut my own thumb off with a chisel once when I was at school.

 

[BlackJack47]

I was kicked perpetually in the head once, that hurt :'(

 

[Kaisikudo]

I'm pretty accident prone and I've had several minor injuries, but to be honest I've never been seriously hurt at all. The worst thing that's ever happened to me was when my little brother split my skull open with the car seat-belt. It's not that complicated a story actually, he was just swinging it around above his head and it happened to clip me, because I was daydreaming and didn't notice him. It wasn't anywhere near as painful as it sounds, but it's pretty scary to feel blood trickling down your face when you're 10 years old.

But apart from that, no burns or broken bones or anything ...

Apart from trying to pick up a bunsen burner once in my Chemistry class (I'm not very smart).

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Sliced and burned, yes, but those were just products of me being stupid.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I've managed to break my nose as a baby. Pretty impressive, huh?
And I was beaten up by a bunch of assholes in France. (Calais)
I ran away after taking a couple of hits and kicks to various body parts. (not the groin, thankfully)
Edit: Almost forgot, I've nearly managed to knock out one of my eyes. With my own hand. (silly me)
And I stuck a pencil in my side accidentally.