Ive had a beer bottle broken over my head, and than i was stabbed with it. you have no idea how mad english people can sometimes get when your demonstrating the fact that you don't want their government and military in your country.
Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?
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A few years ago I received a lovely reverse S-curve slash on the back of my left ankle from, of all things, a screen door. I still have a pretty sweet scar. I like to call it my Quidditch accident, because I'm that much of a silly nerd.
I've been punched plenty of times.
I was burned with a ciggarette by some crazy drunk at a resturaunt. Apperently, he was a total homophobe and called me a fag, then burned me.
I was once mugged by some asshole with a knife. I was stabbed in the waist/thigh area but I broke his arm and got my phone back.
I've been threatened with a gun.
I was burned with a ciggarette by some crazy drunk at a resturaunt. Apperently, he was a total homophobe and called me a fag, then burned me.
I was once mugged by some asshole with a knife. I was stabbed in the waist/thigh area but I broke his arm and got my phone back.
I've been threatened with a gun.
Had my toe severed off by a table. I was 2 at the time, and according to my parents there was barney video on the table that I was trying to reach. I also had my fingernail pulled off by a pumpkin.
Road burn.. My face looked like someone attacked it with 50 grit sandpaper on a beltsander. Also got shanked in the gut. I get into fights every other day, so I'm constantly injured.
A kid threw a medal at me once and the edge of it hit me in the space between my eye socket and my temple. A couple stitches was it; I'm just glad it didn't actually hit my eye or temple.
I've also been stabbed in the foot more than once by nails, sticks, etc.
I've also been stabbed in the foot more than once by nails, sticks, etc.
I've had my right calf hacked with a machette, the front right quarter of my skull broken, broken a few ribs and my wrist, broken my jaw and have a variety of scars and suspected old bone fractures, and have nearly drowned (no resus needed though), each injury incurred due to a separate incident. That being said, if he's telling true,
. . . that wins it. And to no one post in particular, that's why there are "Darwin Awards" and not "ill Fated" awards.LordCuthberton said:
I have been burnt 3 times first time was from a hair dryer going nuclear and melting some nice molten plastic onto my foot the second time was when dismounting a motorcycle had a third degree burn about 4" long going up my leg and most recently was an explosion of delicious food while cooking in some near boiling oil got some good spatter on my face, stabbed once by pencil in the palm of my hand then i judo chopped the guy and he was deaf in one ear for a week other notable injuries include the dislocation of every bone in my body at least once, and the strange condition of never having the flu or strep, but instead having pneumonia, meningitis, laryngitis, and some other itis i'm sure.
And the weirdest thing of all is, i have never needed stitches.
And the weirdest thing of all is, i have never needed stitches.
My mate sliced my foot open with a sword after we had been drinking and snorting ketamin. never again
