Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?
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Only thing in this thread to make me cringe.TheJim said:
As I was being born, my face was cut by these big plastic "spoons" they use to get babies out of vaginas when they're having trouble. I've had a GI Joe scar all my life. Being that I'm a GI Joe fan, I think it's awesome.
I feel off of a counter when I was little and cracked my head on the edge of the island counter in the kitchen. It was pretty nasty from what I understand.
Also I was playing basketball on an indoor court after walking through a bunch of snow, and I tried to stop abruptly. The front of my foot stopped, but the back kept going and twisted around until it snapped both the bones in my left leg. Pretty sissy way to break your leg, I know, but holy hell that was not fun. Side note: The X-rays were more painful than breaking the leg. They tried to get me to turn my leg to the left and right, and when your leg is broken, that tends to sting a bit. Then the f'd up the developing process and had to do it all over again. Ugh.
Also I was playing basketball on an indoor court after walking through a bunch of snow, and I tried to stop abruptly. The front of my foot stopped, but the back kept going and twisted around until it snapped both the bones in my left leg. Pretty sissy way to break your leg, I know, but holy hell that was not fun. Side note: The X-rays were more painful than breaking the leg. They tried to get me to turn my leg to the left and right, and when your leg is broken, that tends to sting a bit. Then the f'd up the developing process and had to do it all over again. Ugh.
Yep, that is exactly what happened. Down the collar and left a small mark on my chest since we were prone at the time. Could be worse, a friend of mine in the unit got it caught on the chin strap of his helmet. Burned his chin pretty bad.Tommy.223 said:
Hmm, I kinda hit myself in leg with an ax once. But it sorta bounced off due to it being so dull. So I had a little bleeding
The only two that I can think of that are really noteworthy are:
- When I went on holiday to Portugal I jumped into the pool and there was something sharp sticking out that went straight into my leg and ripped it's way up. Still got a bit of a scar that's about 3 inches long. Really hurt, what a way to spend your holiday!
- When I was on a night out, I was coming down the stairs in this infamously grotty nightclub in town and the stairs were metal and wet (piss, alcohol, sweat, who knows?) and I slipped: my legs went out from under me and I landed really hard. Bruised my coccyx and it hurt for about 2 weeks after it had happened cos the whole of my body weight landed on it. Probably didn't help that I'd been drinking either ^_^ (I remember there was some screaming. Coming from me.)
- When I went on holiday to Portugal I jumped into the pool and there was something sharp sticking out that went straight into my leg and ripped it's way up. Still got a bit of a scar that's about 3 inches long. Really hurt, what a way to spend your holiday!
- When I was on a night out, I was coming down the stairs in this infamously grotty nightclub in town and the stairs were metal and wet (piss, alcohol, sweat, who knows?) and I slipped: my legs went out from under me and I landed really hard. Bruised my coccyx and it hurt for about 2 weeks after it had happened cos the whole of my body weight landed on it. Probably didn't help that I'd been drinking either ^_^ (I remember there was some screaming. Coming from me.)
Only ones I can think of are when I had a huge staple go all the way through my knee and the time I cut my index finger completely open with a bread knife.
I got run over by one of these
And yes, it was the same fucking company!
Knocked me off my GpZ500 at a roundabout, dragged me down the road and then ran over my legs with the back wheels. It weighed 'some' tonnes..........I broke no bones!
Nearly died though, I managed to haul my torso out of the way just in time.
And yes, it was the same fucking company!
Knocked me off my GpZ500 at a roundabout, dragged me down the road and then ran over my legs with the back wheels. It weighed 'some' tonnes..........I broke no bones!
Nearly died though, I managed to haul my torso out of the way just in time.
Well, there was the time I was hit in the face with a dodgeball, got a bloddy nose and when it hit it spun me around and blood went every where, even on the girls(lol). Needless to say I try to avoid being on the frontlines of a dodgeball game anymore unless the game is a close one.
when I was 7, my friend stabbed my already mauled up hand (from a horse bite) with a sharp monopoly figurine.
XD it hurt. XD
XD it hurt. XD
3rd degree burns on half my body give a distinctly scarred appearance, and the fact that they missed my face, hands, and errr... nether-regions allow me to look like a badass without the unfortunate side effect of resembling freddie crouger.