Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?

[Yokai]

My worst injuries have been self-inflicted due to stupidity or bad luck. I was opening a can of tuna once, and somehow my hand slipped, and the sharp edge of the lid sliced a centimeter or so into the flesh between my finger and thumb on my left hand. Hurt like a *****, and by the time I got to a doctor they said it was too late to stitch it up. I had to settle for band-aids. I've still got a scar there.
Also, when I was quite young and stupid, I thought I'd carve a model out of Styrofoam, so I found an old Styrofoam block and, genius that I was, a razor blade. Needless to say, after a few minutes the blade slipped and I shaved off a good chunk of my right index finger, along the side. Kids can be such dumbasses.

 

[Jimmyjames]

I stepped on a nail in a board that went right through my foot while building a fence in the backyard.

 

[TheJim]

I've done a lot of martial arts training, and some guy tried to stab me, nicked my knuckle as i blocked it. Then I broke his arm, kicked the knife away when he dropped it, and hit him in the head so hard that he was on the verge of conciousness. I took his shirt to bandage my hand and called an ambulance for him, then left because I reeeaaallly couldn't be bothered to spend the rest of my day filling in police reports.

 

[Tonimata]

I've been shot with airsoft guns. Loads. Happens when you play it.

 

[Simalacrum]

errrrrrmmmm, no.

cut me finger with a knife by accident once.

hit my head hard on a metal bar and it started bleeding.

erm... I have a minor head ache as we speak

but nothing has really threatened my life before.

I'm a pampered little thing ^_^

 

[chris11246]

when i was really young(i dont remember it) apparently I fell out of bed and hit my head on the corner of the frame and apparently I started bleeding pretty badly but i just slept right through it my parents only found me because they heard the thud when i fell and I still have a scar under my eye from it.

 

[Iampringles]

Why, just this evening I stepped on a discarded piece of steel wire, which penetrated a good few layers of my sole skin.

 

[George Palmer]

"Have you ever been shot/stabbed/maimed/sliced/diced/sauteed/burnt etc?"

Not today...yet.

 

[TheJim]

Ohh I thought we were just doing proper incidents, I re-read the thread.

- Tried to fire a wooden barbecue skewer from a slingshot and it went through the skin between my thumb and forefinger about 2 inches and stayed there. I looked at it, laughed nervously, stupidly tried to yank it out. It broke and I had a centimetre long peice of wood in my hand that healed over and I couldn't get it out. We were camping, and it wasn't major enough to go to hospital, so I had to wait for my body to reject it (1 month)

- Was whittling a peice of wood on a bus (don't ask, long story) and the bus braked, so the knife slid up and cut into the print side of my thumb to the bone. That bled a hell of a lot. Kid's are stupid +1 lol.

- Knelt on a jack (those metal asterisk shaped things that you used to play with as a kid, with the rubber ball) and a spike got stuck through my jeans and between the bones at my knee joint. Walking over to my mum to get it out was the most painful part.

 

[DazZ.]

My arms are covered in burn scars.

My knees are covered in scars mostly from skateboarding.

My hands have afew from... not sure, just things.

Massive lump on the back of my head since I was about 11.

That's all the permanent stuff, no point in mentioning the open wounds I have at the moment as they change daily.

 

[LockHeart]

I have a scar on my forehead from tripping and hitting my head on a radiator when I was younger. Also I burned most of my fingerprints on my right hand in a drunken sparkler episode, luckily they grow back quite quickly. Plus I usually manage to injure myself while cooking...

 

[dantom1]

Eh I got minor burns in chemistry when I forgot I was just boiling the beaker I picked up in chemistry.

Not as silly as me in chem, I managed to forget I was holding a tube of acid, and poured it all over myself.

On the first day of 6th form.

=[

In a taster day of high school I was trying to use some black paper to see the flame of a bunsan burner and completely forgot about the other one on the table. Put my hand straight in it XD

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I accidentally shot my brother in the head with his airsoft gun...oops.

I've got twin burn marks on my knees from skating on an ALUMINUM PLATED ramp. Worst idea EVER. Also, I've got a burn on my wrist from a toaster oven. Nothing else too noteworthy.

 

[Tommy.223]

one of hobbies is making my own fireworks which is really fun, i mean i've removed the hair from my arms and eyebrows a couple of times, but one time i had a mortar explode right infront of me, i had enough time to try to escape so i turned and covered my face but my left arm got burnt pretty bad and i got three stars stuck on my left leg(stars are those balls of fire like is in roman candles they like to stick to things)...it was not fun at all but i still make fireworks, after all 1 major accident out of the hundreds of things i have made is a pretty good record.ya im a pretty crazy pyro but so far the explosive targets and propane tanks have left me alone.
-also i caught my hair on fire in shop class once(the worst smell ever) a patch about the size of a deck of cards was claimed before i was able to control the blaze AKA run around smacking my head with my gloves(i wish i had it on video)
-oh also when i was like 12 i got one of those big pairs of swiss army khife sissors jabbed about 4/5 of an inch into my arm right by that big artery(i like to tell people its a snake bite but its too wide).
-but i have been bitten by snakes before, quite alot actually but nothing venomous so it doesn't have big enough teeth to scar.
-also i got bitten by a baby algator that my neighbor was fostering after hurricane rita or katrina it was about 3 feet long so again the teeth aren't that big.
-finally the most recent thing i've been bitten by was a opossum(until then i didn't think they would actually bite you, just look scary)but once again small teeth, shallow wound, little blood, minimal scaring

i didn't realize how much stuff has happened to me until i wrote it down, but i guess i should be happy for no broken bones.....yet.

 

[markstit]

Hit with a hatchet in the butt, shot with a nail and staple gun,
shoved a bobby pin through my hand,
and almost cut the top of my thumb off with a home made ninja star.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I have several of small scars and I can't remeber how I got half of them. I'm clumsy by nature.

 

[badgersprite]

I have a scar on my right knee from when I fell off my mountain bike. My kickstand snapped in half and pierced my leg quite deeply. I also have a burn mark on my index finger from when I was dicking around with fire as a kid and a huge glob of melting plastic landed on my hand. So, most of my injuries are self-inflicted.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I got my ear bitten off by a dog when I was a toddler. Doctor managed to sew it back on though. Other than that I have tiny scars that came into being with dumb accidents while making model plains (due to my knife) or dealing with sharp objects.

 

[Tommy.223]

I've been stabbed, and nearly shot. Burned by spent brass from an M16 at near the same time as the near miss shot.

ughh i hate when the casings go down your shirt especially if it's tucked in.