Have you ever committed a crime and gone to prison/gotten away with it?

[Mr Fatherland]

Have you ever committed a crime and:

A-Gone to prison
B-Gotten away with it.

If so, what did you do? And how did you get away with. I'm only 14 and haven't really hung around with the prison types at school and at home. The worst I've probably done is steal sweets and stationary from a corner shop, but everyone did it and we used to compete and see who could walk out with the most stuff.

But what about you, ever kicked a really annoying dog, ever shanked a sleeping tramp?(joke...). That's basically it, my question that I'm asking you is if you've ever acted out a crime and got caught or got away.

 

[Amnestic]

I assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and got away with it. Blamed it on these guys called the Black Hand who were walking past.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I was the scourge of the Spanish Treasury Fleet.
then that other guy came along and got praised for it.

EDIT: Okay mister grumpy guts, serious answer time.
This shell? Null/Null.
Users? Null/Positive.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Nope neither. Criminal records don't sit will with future doctors, so I'm staying well away from anything like that.

 

[New Troll]

Lets see... which incriminating story do I wish to share with the prosecutors of the world??? Hmmm...

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I jaywalked the other day. Poor bastards never saw it coming.

 

[Kollega]

Well,i've stole a Typhoon submarine (the sauna is frickin' awesome),shot down Boeing-747 and iced Princess Diana because she annoyed the hell out of me. Oh,and i was secretly responsible for cancelling Firefly - fictional happy people make for boring television,and real happy people doubly so.

In seriousness,never i have commited anything illegal enough to go in prison. Well,besides thoughtcrimes.

 

[cobra_ky]

I speed and get away with it all the time. also I accidentally shoplifted once when i was like 8.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Er crimes, let see crimes, (slowly backs away.) "Well it's not that I haven't commited any, it's just that, er um, you'll never take me alive". Jumps out window.

Oh and I once stole something by, mistake, although it wasn't my fault, the cashier forgot to take the security tag of. It took some time explaing what happened, before the finally belived me.

 

[Amnestic]

I speed and get away with it all the time. also I accidentally shoplifted once when i was like 8.

How does one accidentally shoplift?

 

[Mr Fatherland]

also I accidentally shoplifted once when i was like 8.

Yeah, but we all did that, and, serious answers please. I could've just put it on the RP & Forum Games section if I wanted silly answers.

 

[iJosh]

Crimes eh?

Is walking into a busy buffet, taking a plate, sitting down, eating it, and then walking out a crime?

 

[Amnestic]

Crimes eh?

Is walking into a busy buffet, taking a plate, sitting down, eating it, and then walking out a crime?

Yes, it's called 'Dine and Dash' and it's theft.

Also, why would you eat a plate?

 

[Skeleon]

Neither A nor B, as far as I know.

 

[iJosh]

Crimes eh?

Is walking into a busy buffet, taking a plate, sitting down, eating it, and then walking out a crime?

Yes, it's called 'Dine and Dash' and it's theft.

Also, why would you eat a plate?

The plates there are amazing. The food that was on it was mediocre.

Dine and Dash. Hrmmmmmmmm, I are a thief, Not too shabby. I didn't get jailed either.

 

[Julianking93]

No one's caught me yet for getting JFK...

Seriously though, eh, I think I've stolen some shit from Walmart before but who cares.

 

[Birras]

That depends...you're not a cop, are you?

 

[Mr Fatherland]

That depends...you're not a cop, are you?

Errr...*slowly pulls taser and handcuffs from pockets*...No.

 

[chrskovs]

Wtf kind of question is that?!