Have you ever committed a crime and gone to prison/gotten away with it?

[PumpActionJesus]

If downloading all my music/games/porn for free is illegal than i am rather guilty i believe.


ive never gone to jail tho so it musnt be that big of a deal


OMGREPORTME ./fail

 

[Artorius]

Yes i did commit a crime..
and no i never went to prison xP..

 

[GestaltEsper]

If I didn't tell on my job application I'm not gonna tell here.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

i once stole a gummy worm...

nobody caught me

 

[ryai458]

I assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and got away with it. Blamed it on these guys called the Black Hand who were walking past.

that was you! you have any idea how much flak we got for that? no one even prayed to the night mother!

 

[Mardy]

I stole a whole bag of bum then littered with it, but no one seemed to care.

 

[NotMemorable]

Me and a friend of mine committed insurance fraud once, got myself a cheap ipod video. Never got caught obviously, insurance fraud is pretty much an idiot proof way of stealing.

 

[siege_1302]

Drunk and disorderly conduct, buying alcohol underage.

Also, I committed a federal offense in a public toilet in the US. Nothing serious, I just scribbled on a dollar with permanent marker. I know it's illegal to do that, but it was hilarious.

 

[Nemu]

I assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and got away with it. Blamed it on these guys called the Black Hand who were walking past.

Thank gawd, he was a TERRIBLE dresser...

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Eh. We were doing a slip and slide thing at the local golf course at 2am (when they water the greens and such), and the cops pulled up. They mostly were just there to scare us off, but a few of my buds got nicked for the night. Then there was the public pool at 2am, where we all hopped the fence and threw a party, including a grill out with hot dogs, hamburgers, and some quiet music. It only started getting good when we traded swimming party for skinny dipping. The cops recognized us as the same group, put the whole group of us (minus some clothes that went AWOL) in the locker for the night, clad in towels and flip flops. They did make us take care of all the food and stuff first, though, so that was nice of them. Fun times...

Oh, and if you're gonna go to jail, make sure you're there with a bud. It's so much better that way.

 

[Audun]

Not really, but my best friend got locked up last week.

 

[Swaki]

yer sure, i have downloaded a couple of songs here and there, ive taken the train without a ticket, ive had a couple of beers before i was legally old enough, ive gotten to many change back at the grocery store and didn't return to give them back, the first week at my apartment i stole wifi, ive taken a couple of beers at work after my shift without paying for them, i once had a smoke in an empty train cart and i once took a second serving at a salad bar without paying for it, and i got away whit it all.

edit: oh and hundreds of cases of public urination.
im bad to the bone.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I shot this president guy on this grassy knoll. I didn't think it was loaded.

 

[HentMas]

i have done mostly bandalism, taking street signs and putting them in my house, stealing trafic cones, throwing bottles of beer at my school, i also stole underwear from the house of some of my female friends.

the most serious crime (if i can call it that) was me driving towards home when i noticed the trafic lights where blinking weirdly, i lost focus and stared at them (they where giving repeatedly yellow and then green/red)

just at that moment i saw in front a guy walking, i breaked and steared but i managed to "push" him with the corner of my car

he stumbled and fell in the sidewalk (i was driving in the left lane and he almost went trough)

as i stopped to see if he was ok, a transit officer pulled over and started saying "OH, kid, you are in such trouble!!"

i was all "yes, it was an accident, are you ok sir??" the guy i just almost ran over just sat there and mumbled something, he was drunk, so the officer took out his notebook and said

"ok sir, give me your name and adress, you don´t move boy"

so we stood there 30 minutes trying to talk with the drunk guy, the officer saying things like "it was your fault boy" and me replying "i know, it was an accident" - "you almost ran over him" - "i am not saying that i didn´t it was an accident" and stuff like that trying to make me feel bad or something

so the guy i almost ran over stood up and looking at both of us said "i´m going home, thanks for the ride" trew up on the officer´s shoes and walked away

still the officer told me "we have to go to the precint (is that how the offices are called??) to report this, follow me"

at that momment one of my workers was passing by, he pulled over when he saw me and gave 5 bucks to the officer, the officer then told me to go home

and that´s that... it made me laugh because the officer was all "YOU COMMITED A CRIME AND GOING TO PAY FOR IT" and i was like "yeah, i had an accident, it wasn´t on purpose, why would i feel bad??"

the guy was so drunk he probably didnt remembered a thing the next day.

 

[The_Prophet]

Nope neither. Criminal records don't sit will with future doctors, so I'm staying well away from anything like that.

Yeah, pretty much what you said.

 

[konkwastaken]

I speed and get away with it all the time. also I accidentally shoplifted once when i was like 8.

How does one accidentally shoplift?

i did that once, there was a pc powerplay magazine on one of the take me, free stands for those cheap ad mags, i however took a pc powerplay from it and walked out. When i returned the next day i saw it was $10 on the shelf so i just walked out quietly.

Looking back it did seem odd that a proper magazine was on there with some other cheap flyers but at the time i thought i was getting a good deal.

 

[ae86gamer]

I stoled a VHS copy of Jurassic Park when I was four. And I got away with it.

[sub]Then again, I didn't really know that I had stolen it. ^_^[/sub]

 

[DrScoobs]

i have done a crime, not murder, but i would go to jail for it

cryptic

 

[DrScoobs]

rolled a spliff for ma friend once. thats it...