Have you ever felt a deep, personal hatred towards an NPC?

[Patrick Dare]

That little girl in Little Lamplight who guards the back entrance. Last playthrough of Fallout 3 she pissed me off being such a condescending little *****. I reverse pickpocketed a grenade to her but I guess in one of the patches they changed it so even that doesn't kill children, boy was I pissed when there was no explosion.

Edit: Also the npc allies in pretty much every SOCOM game. "Hey there's an enemy!" "Ok, I'm going to sit here with my back to it while it shoots me dead." or "Ok, I'll just keep shooting the corner of this wall rather than moving to get an actual line of sight on the enemy and actually do something constructive."

 

[Patrick Dare]

Um, I hate stupidity in NPCs.

Oh man, that had be cracking up so bad. "Filthy pick..." "Nininininini" lol wtf?

 

[Deathkingo]

HEY op, LISTEN, I think we've all have had hatred towards an NPC at sometime or another...

 

[Knusper]

It seems that I am fairy tolerant towards stupid NPCs, but there is one exception:

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION, I CANT BELIEVE IT'S YOU STANDING HERE! Next to me...

If I ever here those words being yelled from the Adoring Fan, I just want to go to that cliff thingy in the North-East corner with him following and then jump off but then go backwards but he keeps going and falls to his death. If I ever get bored in Oblivion, I just find new ways to have him killed.

 

[Kevonovitch]

many, many an npc, and most of the time, it's one of thoe ones thats supposed to be "helping" you >=( or the guy opposing you atm. alot of the times both XD

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Let's see...

Oh yeah. Sticky from FO 3. He made it to Big Town all right... well, pieces of him anyway. *evil grin, hiding the MIRV behind his back*

And Lothar from Planescape Torment: smug asshole (big understatement), you have to get a fucking skull for him (not just any skull), and you cannot hurt him, and he can annihilate you with a snap of his fingers. ************.

 

[Cheesus333]

"Excuse me, Dr. Freeman."

Yeah, don't worry about it buddy, just move out of the way.

"Let me get out of your way."

I wish you would.

"Sorry, Freeman."

Yeah, okay, we'll call it quits of you just move

"Freeman, look out! Strider!"

Wait, wha-?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

SUBJECT HEALTH CRITICAL.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

The preacher person from the children of the atom or what have you in the middle of megaton. I killed him and then was killed by everyone in town.... it was worth it though, both his face and voice irrated me so much, if I had it installed I'd probably go kill him again.

/psycho (I promise)

I have days where I wake up at 3 am in the game just so I can run down there with a load of mines, plant them all where he usually stands, then watch from a distance.

That sounds hilarious, although don't you have to shoot him first for him to become hostile?

You could snipe the mine

 

[Assassinscreed548]

No. I bear no hatred towards NPC mostly because I know their just a cloud of 1s and 0s. I do bear some hatred towards the writers who write stupid characters though.

when you try to be clever on purpose it turns out not being very clever at all. g'day

 

[Bobbity]

I despise NPCs who give you a quest then turn out to be fully capable of doing it themselves.
Also, the Turian councilor in Mass Effect 2 and Vaughan in the city elf of origin of Dragon Age.

 

[Fuselage]

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION, I CANT BELIEVE IT'S YOU STANDING HERE! Next to me...

RRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!

I think you can guess what my most hated NPC is...

This is a nice time of year to go to Dive Rock don't you think Adoring Fan?

 

[IronGuy410]

every resident of tenpenny tower in fallout 3(at least until that unfortunate accident where all those feral ghouls somehow made their way into the tower...i wouldnt know anything about that.....)and starkiller from the force unleashed 2.juno isnt even that hot.....

 

[andreas3K]

I hate those NPCs who repeat themselves and won't shut the fuck up.
But the worst is when NPC allies don't do what they're supposed to do.

 

[MakerOfRoads]

You can kill children in Fallout 2?

I remember seeing the gameplay vid of a guy who played out the entire game, didnt kill anything. Was a total pacifist. Which isnt that interesting. Well, he did kill something. While he didnt kill any monsters/gangers/thugs he did manage to kill every single child in the game.

This man's dedication (and the extent of how crazy he was) is a thing to marvel.

 

[OutofMind634]

Samara from Mass Effect 2. She just kept fucking dying on the Collector ship.
PS: I don't hate her character, I hate her NPC.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

You can kill children in Fallout 2?

I remember seeing the gameplay vid of a guy who played out the entire game, didnt kill anything. Was a total pacifist. Which isnt that interesting. Well, he did kill something. While he didnt kill any monsters/gangers/thugs he did manage to kill every single child in the game.

This man's dedication (and the extent of how crazy he was) is a thing to marvel.

I am going to buy that game, and try to replicate this mans achievement. That sounds amazingly fun.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Well most of the NPC's in fallout 3 annoyed the crap out of me but i never shot any of them.

 

[Bloodstain]

Seymour from FFX. I wanted to punch him in the face the moment I met him.

I second this.
Also, every Bosmer in Morrowind.
Edit: And the Indoril forces.

 

[MakerOfRoads]

As for NPCs?
Creepers.
Fuck. Creepers.

Usually in games, im pretty good about not going off and murdering for no reason. But, in Fallout 3 there is this douche who works in the Jefferson Monument with your father's science team. He complains about how your dad wandered off and now he has to pick up again since he's back, and that you dont really even belong there. Oh and dont touch anything, cause you might break it.

I quicksaved, and then proceeded to unload an m249 into his corpse. Twice. Then set him on fire. I only wish this was Postal 2 so I could play golf with his flaming head then piss on it to put it out. Can't he see the camera lodged in my head? Doesnt he know that as a player character I am in fact capable of defeating nearly anything single handedly? And doesnt he see the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FIREARMS i carry around with me? And he decides to insult me and my father?

Video of someone knee-capping him with a sledge would be awesome.