Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...
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I've heard roommates, they've heard me, I've walked in on them, they've walked in on me...Most of us didn't even care, since it was college and we all knew what went on.
Many a time. I lived with two other guys and one of the guys used to bring his girlfriend over at the weekend. Whenever 'it' started, the other roommate and I would just watch a film or play a video game...it actually turned into quite a fun ritual that would occur regardless of sex noises
Worse. Or better, depending on your point of view.soren7550 said:
I once walked into my dorm room (it was a double) while wearing headphones. I had time to set my art bag down and turn around before I got an eye-full of my roommate riding her boyfriend like there was no tomorrow. She was facing towards me, but her eyes were closed (not sure if this was because she was nearing her moment, or because it was broad daylight) so I got the full view while she had no idea I was there. Her boyfriend was at the wrong angle to see me, and far too busy to notice.
So I left my bag there and calmly left the room. As far as I know, they never had any idea I was there... at least, neither of them ever mentioned it or my magical teleporting art bag.
This will likely never happen to me. Won't live in dorm when I go off to College, and I will likely live alone when I get a job.
Ha! Once I was trying to fall asleep and my roomie (who is actually a roomie) and his lady friend stumbled in and proceeded to take a ride in the struggle-buggy. Many luls were had. His bed also knocked against the wall so you could pretty much tell whenever they were going at it. Hint: It was a lot. They also left the door open once and I walked in on them.
I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
Meh, I've seen roommates with their significant other walk nude past the living room into the bathroom. Another roommate had this kinda of glass paneling wall that faced the kitchen and the other roommate and I were eating breakfast and this guy just openly masturbated when we could clearly see him. We looked up from our breakfast with our mouths just hanging open, he stared at us and kept going.
A couple of times.
The one that stands out to me is this
I lived in a house with some friends at the time. One of my roommates was sort of antisocial and he did not really hangout with the rest of us. He had the room next to mine. After a night of halo reach, I woke up some time past midnight from something loud. It took me a moment to figure out what it was. At first I was irritated because I thought he was watching porn at max volume while everyone was trying to sleep. I was about to yell at him when she started saying his name. I was shocked. I figured the best thing to was to go sleep on the couch in the basement so I could sleep and let my roomie have his moment.
The one that stands out to me is this
I lived in a house with some friends at the time. One of my roommates was sort of antisocial and he did not really hangout with the rest of us. He had the room next to mine. After a night of halo reach, I woke up some time past midnight from something loud. It took me a moment to figure out what it was. At first I was irritated because I thought he was watching porn at max volume while everyone was trying to sleep. I was about to yell at him when she started saying his name. I was shocked. I figured the best thing to was to go sleep on the couch in the basement so I could sleep and let my roomie have his moment.
Um... who are you talking to? The OP? Me? Another poster?JoesshittyOs said:
With no quotes included, it can be a bit hard to tell.
Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.
I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.
I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.
No, but I hear my parents, my room being next to their and the wall being the equivalent of paper. I now know their schedule for it. Not really a big deal to be honest.